Who The F*** Are… Aston Villa?
By Pongo Waring On Fri 17 Aug 2007 |

Saturday’s lived televised game brings Aston Villa to St James’, in Newcastle’s first home game of the season, in what should be an intriguing encounter between two clubs who have recently changed ownership. In the run up to this clash between two of the most storied English clubs, we ask just who the f*** are Aston Villa?
After a period of underachievement stretching back several years, with the club falling further and further behind financially and seemingly increasingly out of touch with the modern game, Aston Villa caught the eye of a wealthy businessman, who arrived at the club determined to restore it to former glories.
The year was 1968, the businessman in question was package tour pioneer Herbert Douglas Ellis, and so began an association with the club which was to last until summer 2006, when he sold his shareholding to the American credit card billionaire, Randy Lerner.
As the owner of the Cleveland Browns NFL franchise, Lerner is no stranger to underperforming sporting institutions, but Villa fans hope his reforms at Villa Park will be more successful than those he has carried out at his NFL team, which has continued to disappoint. On buying the club, Lerner listed the history of the club as one of the reasons for his investment. So, what is that history?
Aston Villa were formed in 1874, in what was then the town of Aston, now part of the city of Birmingham, by members of the Villa Cross Wesleyan Chapel, which explains the oft-asked question of how they got their name.
In 1877, a Scottish draper by the name of William McGregor joined the club and, en route to becoming a legendary administrator, wrote a fateful letter to a number of other clubs proposing what was to become the Football League.
In 1894, Villa won their first league championship, and so began the club’s golden era, which lasted until the first world war. This period included six league titles, five FA Cups, and one double. Towards the end of the century, Villa were attracting large crowds and in need of a new home. Under the leadership of legendary financial secretary Frederick Rinder, in 1897 the club purchased a new ground, at Aston Lower Grounds, which would later acquire the name Villa Park, where the club still plays.
A slow decline set in after the club’s sixth FA Cup victory in 1920, which resulted in relegation for the first time in 1936. A return to the top flight two years later saw the dawn of a long period of underachievement, punctured only by a seventh Cup victory against Manchester United in 1957. Success, however, was followed by calamity as Villa were relegated again two years later, bouncing back at the first attempt. As the club settled into a period of gradual decline, Ellis became chairman of the club for the first time in 1968, beginning an association with the club which was to last, on and off, the best part of 40 years.
After a year in charge, Tommy Docherty became the first in a long line of Ellis sackings, and, shortly after, the truly unthinkable happened when Villa were relegated to the third division. Paradoxically, the third division period is regarded with great fondness by those Villa supporters old enough to remember, and the club drew crowds nudging 50,000 as they were promoted at the second attempt.
In 1974, Ellis made his best appointment when he replaced Vic Crowe with Ron Saunders. Saunders won the club the League Cup in 1975, and again in 1977, when he built a side many Villa fans believe was better than the one which won the league title in 1981, their first in over 70 years, an achievement made more remarkable for the fact that they only used 14 players all year.
The following year, Villa were to achieve their greatest honour, beating Bayern Munich to win the European Cup, despite Saunders having left the club at the quarter final stage. Perhaps the most ironic element to the club’s success in this period is that it was achieved at a time when Ellis was not at the club, having been ousted from the board in 1979, only to return in 1982.
The initial period after Ellis’ return to the club was nothing short of disastrous. The side which had won the European Cup was systematically dismantled (some say at the instigation of a jealous Ellis), calamitous managerial appointments were made (Graham Turner, Billy McNeill), and in 1987, the club were relegated. This completed a remarkable period of 15 years in which Villa had gone from the third division, to League champions, to European champions, and back to the second division again.
Villa have been statistically the sixth most successful club in the Premiership years, although their recent history has been one of comfortable familiarity interspersed with short periods of unfulfilled promise. Graham Taylor took the club straight back to the first division at the first attempt, and to a second place finish in 1990, Ron Atkinson repeated the feat in 1993, and won a fourth league cup the following year. Brian Little added a fifth in 1996, and John Gregory took the club to a first FA Cup final appearance in over 40 years in 2000. An abortive return by Graham Taylor was followed by an initially promising but ultimately fractious spell with David O’Leary at the helm.
In August 2006, Ellis made what most Villa supporters to be the best contribution of his latter years when he appointed Martin O’Neill to the manager’s job.
Key Players
Name: Gareth Barry
Age: 26
Nationality: English
Position: Midfield
Ask any Villa supporter to comment on the England team, and they will invariably point out the stupidity of Steve McLaren in ignoring the claims of Barry. At Villa since 1997, having been plucked from Brighton’s youth academy, Barry has now made over 320 first team appearances for Villa. Martin O’Neill’s first move on joining the club was to appoint Barry his captain. Having played at left back and left side of midfield, Barry has also recently played in central midfield.
Name: Ashley Young
Age: 22
Nationality: English
Position: Forward
Eyebrows were raised in January when Villa paid an initial 8m, rising to a possible 9.65m to bring in Young from Watford. A goal on his debut at St James’ Park was followed by a number of unremarkable performances. During the run-in, though, there were distinct signs that Young had started to settle in to his new surroundings. Equally happy on the right or left, he had an excellent U21 championship over the summer, and followed it with a good pre-season. Many Villa fans are expecting big things from him this year.
Name: John Carew
Age: 27
Nationality: Norwegian
Position: Forward
The nomadic Norwegian arrived from Lyon during the January window, in a deal which saw the much unloved Milan Baros go the other way. A very talented footballer, it remains to be seen whether Carew will turn into the regular goalscorer Villa need. Carew is very much a Martin O’Neill player - big, bustling, but with no little technical ability. The only criticism of his play - and this is not really a criticism of Carew himself - is that Villa too often resort to hitting the ball long to him.
Name: Gabriel Agbonlahor
Age: 21
Nationality: English
Position: Forward
Without doubt one of the fastest players in the league, local boy Agbonlahor has made the journey from Holte End to first team regular, having been given his debut (in which he scored) at Everton in the tail end of David O’Leary’s reign. Martin O’Neill clearly spotted something, and last year Agbonlahor played every minute of Villa’s season until the away defeat to Reading. Despite being played out of position on the wing for most of the season, he weighed in with 10 goals, a good return for a striker in his first full season.

Brilliant article Brummie. Learned a lot from that
Sent in on: August 26th, 2007 at 12:16 am
I guess the title of this article can be interpreted in 2 ways.
Who the f*** are Aston Villa? Well then Aston Villa is one of the top, most illustrious clubs in the EPL and few can rival it!
Oh, and Newcastle isn’t as good as Aston Villa, either.
Well written article though.
Sent in on: August 18th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
“Lee writes in saying:
Villa put us to shame. They actually sound like a good club. Perhaps people forget what Villa have done in favour of the media darlings.”
lee mate, i think you’ve got it spot on there - as a villa fan i find it beyond annoying when people dismiss our history and what Aston villa as a football club have achieved. thanks for taking note - i just hope the media, who continue to overlook Aston villa’s proud history, will one day follow suit. I’m sick of being told everyday about the big four and I’m sure Newcastle fans feel the same - its just boring.
overall, its a great article and i think it shows everyone who the f*** Aston Villa are: A proud, traditional, historical club that have undoubtedly given lots to the footballing world. UTV!!
Sent in on: August 18th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Good job Brummie.
Sent in on: August 18th, 2007 at 10:33 am
https://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=3087 1&postdays=0&postorder=asc
Sent in on: August 18th, 2007 at 12:00 am
great article our day will come again just got to be patient our squad should be strengthened soon i hope!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
whoops
i should have actually read the thing
now that i have……….. it is quite good!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
whooops!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Very good article, if only stuff like this was published instead of the absolute drivel the tabloid hacks produce week in week out.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
A very well researched article and includes good knowledge of our players, avoiding the generic mis-conceptions often held by the national press, including Barry’s position in the team and Ashley Youngs contribution in the later stages of the season.
As a Villa fan i’m impressed by that piece and couldn’t correct much, if anything at all.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Nice article, cheers.
Don’t worry about the Villans missing the point. Some of us are easily wound up at the moment by agonising over our (thus far) disappointing summer transfer activity.
I don’t think we’ll get away with using a mere 14 players THIS year.
But anyway, good luck and here’s hoping for some claret & blue rain on Fat Sam’s home debut bonfire.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Ellis did not appoint MON. He wouldn’t have come if that w****r had still been there. Otherwise a great article. UTV! SOTC!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Nice article, well written and very accurate- even taught me, a lifelong villa fan, a few things about my team.
Shame about the morons who can’t be bothered to read beyond the title, but as long as you know they don’t represent the majority of us, that’s fine.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
A fair summary there. I apologise for the dimwits who have taken this as some sort of pre-match wind-up. All clubs have their idiots, not just yours
See you at the weekend.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Good article. Shame you had to mention that fuckwit Ellis. And can you lot stop flashing your dirty hairy arses out the coach windows in the return game?
Muchas Gracias
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I’m a Villa fan but other Villa fans are really stupid.
Some geordies put up a genuinely well researched and informative history of our club, with a catchily ironic title, and you all miss the point, fail to read the article and get ultra defensive, saying things like “when did newcastle last win the european cup?” etc etc.
Learn to take a compliment!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Good, well researched article, a lot of work has gone into this, thank you Pongo.
Do supporters loose their sense of irony if their club is taken over by Americans?
We will await the reaction of fans from the other Premiership Soccer Franchises with interest- “Who the F*** are Man Utd and Liverpool” ?!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Jeez… I hope Villa’s strikers miss the goal tomorrow like some of Villa’s fans miss the point…
Did Jeffos or Kan actually read the same article as us? Or realise it was written by a Villa fan?
I am a Geordie of “Claret & Blue Brummie” descent, so I’m well aware that these individuals do not represent Villa as a whole. And lets hope those blue noses go back to the championship where they belong.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Good article except Ellis’s best decision was to sell up.
I’m sure you Geordies will understand the sentiment.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I must admit that when I saw the headline I thought WTF but now I can see the irony. I have relatives up in the Tyneside region and the people there really are fantastic. The amount of money thats been spent up there since the Premiership began has been astronomical and they have underachieved in a big way.
Anyway best of luck for the season after 7pm tomorrow!!!!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Every team we play against gets a “Who The Fuck Are…” title/article. Please stop taking it so personally. Search through the archives. Grow up a little too, that wouldn’t hurt. It’s only football.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Jeffos - read the article, and then read the comments, and then have a good think and see if you can work out where you’re going wrong.
Up the Villa!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Doesn’t anybody realise that the articles author goes by the name of Pongo Waring??
This was written by a Villa fan! Read the article before hurling insults left,right and centre!!
;o)
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Good article, sorry about the over-sensitive dummies who missed the point!
Up The Villa.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
You write”After a period of underachievement stretching back several years”
how blind is fog on the Tyne making you.
Did your GreatGrandFather Geordie jim tell you about his last site of silverware stretching back several years and years and years.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
To be honest, I don’t think this match will tell us a great deal about Villa, as we’ve not finished our transfer activity yet - barely started it, in fact.
Expect a flurry of last day signings, but until then, it is very much about making do.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I’m not sure opposition fans “get” the title… I mean, did “Kan” even read the article? Or, as I suspect, just the title?
Everyone we play gets a jokey “Who the **** are….” type article.
Get a grip!
Barcelona would get one, AC Milan would get one… I mean, flippin heck! Remove your head from your arse, Kan!
Anyway. This game will tell us more about our seasons and where we’re headed as we all recognise we’re in similar boats and want to achieve similar things this season.
Good luck to Villa for the coming season, after Saturday of course!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Excellent article from our resident brummie.
Not sure if people realise the article was written by a life-long Villa fan?
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Good article, very well written potted history of Aston Villa.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 10:48 am
as everyone should know Aston Villa are one of the highest achievers in the English game. As for Newcastle the only time anyone has ever herd about them is when they are sacking managers and members of the board. Aston villa are heading in the right direction with a large army of supporters and a great big pile of history and heritage to go with that also. they have a multi billionaire owner who will give unlimited funds to O’Neill and a very clever manager who will not spend over the odds for a player if he doesn’t see the player matching the price tag. not knocking big Sam by praising Martyn. i also think big Sam should be England manager and Ashley in only in the chub to make a profit. this weekend villa 3-1 Newcastle. and villa for Europe to…..
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 10:35 am
good summary, but I don’t think Ellis should receive any credit for appointing Martin O’Neill. There is no way MON would have become manager of the club if there was any chance Ellis was still going to be at the helm at the start of the season. He knew the takeover by Lerner was a done deal.
Ellis took credit for the appointment at the time (naturally) but only his biggest apologists really believe he actually had anything to do with bringing MON in.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Whatever is said about Villa here, we clearly have more to shout about than Newcastle United. If Villa have been disappointing, at least we have won silverware along the way. You can’t say that about the Magpies.
Come on you Lions!
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 8:24 am
I must admit when i saw * who the F*** are aston villa on newsnow i thought it was going to be a slagging article..
but top notch.. nice article
Up The Villa!
good look at weekends toons
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 7:15 am
What a hateful, jealous and quite frankly ridiculous article. It appears to suggest that even a joke club like Newcastle Utd, who throughout footballing history have proven to be a ‘make-up-the-numbers institition’, could even attempt to pour scorn over Villa’s comparatively belittling achievement. It’s just so typical of a Newcastle Utd fan to headline an article ‘Who The F**k are Aston Villa’; it reeks of unprofessionalism, jealousy and a hard-man, goady ethos that evidently pre-occupies NUFC fans. Just like that repellent fat w****r who appears to go along to each match, NUFC are a sickening, invidious wind-up merchant club with a chip on its shoulder the size of Sunderland itself.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 5:09 am
Villa put us to shame. They actually sound like a good club. Perhaps people forget what Villa have done in favour of the media darlings.
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 1:03 am
So how many times have newcastle won the european cup?
Sent in on: August 17th, 2007 at 12:33 am