Who The F*** Are Birmingham City?
By Pongo Waring On Fri 14 Mar 2008 |
History
Whereas Newcastle United supporters have the weight of several decades of under achievement on their shoulders, Birmingham City fans can point to a full 133 years of the same.Sharing the city with Aston Villa and (putting aside disputes about where the political boundary of the city lies) West Bromwich Albion , Birmingham City’s role has traditionally been that of always the bridesmaid, never the bride. And not even chief bridesmaid, with the club’s achievements lagging far behind those of both her neighbours.
The club began life known as Small Heath Alliance, named after the part of the city in which they were formed, in 1878. Twenty seven years later, they adopted the name of the city itself, and became Birmingham City.Folklore has it (well, many Aston Villa supporters have it) that City and Aston Villa had a gentleman’s agreement that neither club would bear the name of the city, and that City – evidently – broke this agreement. Given that Aston was not swallowed up by the rapid growth of the city of Birmingham until 1911, this story can safely be written off as a footballing urban myth.
Most City supporters would freely admit that the club’s history has been unremarkable. A top six finish in 1956 (the year in which the club reached their only FA Cup final, losing to Manchester City in the match in which Bert Trautmann famously broke his neck) was the pinnacle of the club’s league achievements. The following year they reached the semi final of the Cup (a year in which the Birmingham clubs made up three of the semi finalists), and seven years later beat local rivals Villa to win their only trophy, the League Cup.1968 saw the club again reach the FA Cup semi final, led by the ageing Stan Cullis.
During the 1970s, a succession of high profile managers such as Sir Alf Ramsey and Jim Smith could not raise the club above the mediocre (despite the emergence of the young Trevor Francis, who became Britain’s first million pound player when sold to Brian Clough’s Forest in 1978.
The 1980s were no kinder to Blues.In 1982, the football world was stunned when Ron Saunders left fierce local rivals Villa with the club reigning champions and en route to winning the European Cup, only to turn up at City shortly after. However, the Saunders reign was not a success and in 1984 the club was relegated.Promotion back to the top flight followed, which in turn was followed by relegation.
Three years later, Birmingham emulated their more illustrious neighbours by experiencing life in the Third Division. At this point, the club was taken over by the infamous Kumar brothers, and thus began a truly disastrous era.
By 1992 the club was in administration, before being bought for a sum less than a million pounds by publisher David Sullivan. Terry Cooper’s managerial reign was ended as Barry Fry took over. Fry in turn gave way to returning hero Trevor Francis.
An appearance in the 2001 League Cup final against Liverpool was the high point of Francis’ tenure, and he was later replaced by Steve Bruce, who took the club to promotion to the Premier League.
Their first season in the top flight saw a highly respectable mid table finish, the high points of which were two victories, 2-0 and 3-0, against hated rivals Aston Villa. 2006 saw the club relegated again (by Newcastle), only to bounce straight back the following season.
The 2007-2008 season has been a difficult one for Blues. There has been uncertainty over the ownership of the club, with the Hong Kong based Carson Yeung’s abortive takeover bid, and the departure of Steve Bruce for Wigan Athletic, to be replaced by Alec McLeish.
Birmingham City Factoids.
1. St Andrews has long been rumoured to be the subject of a gypsy curse, which is seen as having brought about the club’s lack of success. During his spell as manager, Barry Fry urinated in all four corners of the pitch in an attempt to break the curse.
2. Birmingham City – Aston Villa is seen as the biggest rivalry in the Second City, but this has not always been the case. For decades, this accolade went to the Aston Villa – West Bromwich Albion fixture.
3. Birmingham’s fans are known as ‘blue noses’.
4. The end of the 1985 season saw one of the largest outbreaks of football violence in Britain as running battles marred Blues’ home fixture with Leeds United, culminating in the death of a young supporter killed when a wall collapsed on him. Events at St Andrews were overshadowed by the Bradford fire, which happened on the same day.
5. The club’s anthem is “Keep Right Onâ€, which was adopted by the players as they travelled to the 1956 FA Cup final.
6. Famous supporters include Jasper Carrott, Jeff Lynne and Bev Bevan of ELO, and the skinny blonde bloke out of Dalziel and Pascoe.

Great article. Some of the prophecies by the Bluenoses were like their shots at goal on Sunday. WAY OFF THE MARK. Who’s going down. It’s not Newcastle or Sunderland. Looks to me like Birmingham Shitty. High Fives to the Best Team in Birmingham.
Good Luck Newcastle from a Viler
Sent in on: April 21st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I am a lady but when it comes to football Birmingham city are the best we are sky blue as we can reach to the top of the sky and the sun will shine down on ST Andrews where does claret and blue come from well i will tell you they are the colours of bruises say no more come on blues boys “KEEP ON TO THE END OF THE ROAD” blues will go up,up,up and up.
Sent in on: April 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Tony, you muppet, read the bit about the league cup win again.
Observe the full stop.
Sent in on: March 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Jan 2007
Newcastle 1 Birmingham City 5
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
and we still love blues ,you vile wanker
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
we was formed in 1875 not 1878 as you seem to think.one of the highlights of last season was beating ( thrashing) newcastle at st james’s park 5-1 fa cup. even though we were a division lower than you lot.
see you at st andrews, good luck. you’ll need it
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 11:42 am
birmingham i hate to say it as a massive newcastle fan are the team that is more then likely going to walk away with the 3 points on monday
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 11:06 am
You’ll find out Monday night who we are when we shaft you again.
You guys up there live in cloud cuckoo land just because you have an almost exclusive fan base, and that deludes you into believing you are bigger than what you actually are.
At least we in Brum accept that we are, and always will be, underachievers unlike you.
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Not a bad article, though Small Heath were actually formed in 1876. All Villa fans will reluctantly admit the ‘noses are local but we don’t accept they are rivals. No way. They are Tranmere to Liverpool or Brentford to Chelsea. Please do the whole of football a huge favour on Monday night and help send them back where they belong.
To those of you making the trip to The Sty on Monday night, brace yourselves! It’s a journey into footballs past. A 1950’s stadium half full of 1850’s people. They look strange, as though medical science, had not actually wiped out rickets or the pox. You’ll think every dodgy family from the local sink estate are on a day out. This lot give chavs, pikies, hoods and ASBO’s a bad name.
My advice is to update your will before you set off.
Good Luck!!!
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Funny how you forgot to mention that we was the first english team to play in europe and we also reached 2 FA cup finals. I’ve enjoyed reading this little tale from a writer who supports a so called big club. You’ve won fuck all and king kev is sending you down.
enjoy monday
Keeprighton
Sent in on: March 16th, 2008 at 1:37 am
1875 was the date we were founded, and 1963 we won the league Cup beating the Vile………..
O and Bev Beven is a Wolves fan
3 points Monday please, then go on and Beat Fulham,Boro and Blunderland to keep yourselves safe.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
lot of facts wrong in your little piece Birmingham have had the mis fortune of losing two fa cup finals being losing finalists to wba in 1931, blues v villa always has been top rivalry in the midlands full stop and as for your headline to your piece yo will see and find out monday evening
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Who the F**k are Blues?
Possibly the team that puts the toon into the bottom three & do the tooners have the bottle to battle out of it ?
If…If….
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Your squalid little articles is so full of factual errors were I to correct them I would miss Monday’s kick off. Perhaps after Monday you will know a little more about team represents Britain’s largest City.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Mate; the Black and white toon army are going down & then who the F*****G hell are you ???
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am
as a line from an old blues song goes
“theyve never won an honour in footballing news , but theres no other team to compare with the blues”
blues fans dont need reminding of their clubs dismal hispory but this will just make it all the harder for such an ‘illustrious’ club like noughtcastle to take being beaten (again) by such an uderperforming side
(oh,and on that subject of success just remind me of your recent trophies )
how will you cope with the shame of relegation (again ) ?
how will you cope when KK falls on his sword (again)
answer : you wont
relegation spot for you lot awaits next tues -enjoy !!
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I am a bluenose and I enjoyed this article, you guys don’t know the meaning of underachievement!!
You did forget our two consecutive Fairs Cup final appearances,
1961 Birmingham City 2 Roma 2
Roma 2 Birmingham City 0 Aggregate [4-2]
1960 Birmingham City 0 FC Barcelona 0
FC Barcelona 4 Birmingham City 1
Aggregate [4-1]
We also started and ended the South dressing room curse at the Millenium Stadium. First team to lose, in the League Cup final to Liverpool in 2001. Then we overturned the curse becoming the first team to win from that dressing room in the play off final in 2002.
Also don’t forget the five star display that our championship team dished out at your place in the FA Cup last year.
Keep right on and heres to three points and dragging you guys further into the dogfight, we are playing out of our skins at the moment so the pressure is on you boys!!
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Hi
Very Nice,
apart from they were formed in 1875 not 1878.
Also they appeared in two FA Cup finals, 1931 against West Brom.
They were also in two Fairs cup finals, 1960 and 1961. I think they were against AC Roma and Barcelona.
Good luck in the Championship for next season or do you still think that King Kev will take you into The Champions league?
Johnny
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Factual article, but there is no bigger laughing stock in football than Newcastle United.
Birmingham City Supporter.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 8:48 am
If you are going to write about our history at least get your facts right. (A top six finish in 1956 (the year in which the club reached their only FA Cup final, losing to Manchester City in the match in which Bert Trautmann famously broke his neck) was the pinnacle of the club’s league achievements. What about the 1931 final against the Albion. Never thought you would forget that one.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 8:41 am
An interesting and entertaining summary about Birmingham. There are one or two factual inaccuracies, some of which may originate from the clubs official website.
the club was formed originally in 1875, check the club badge. If it was 1878 that would be only 130 years of underachievement.
Birmingham have appeared in the FA cup final twice, 1931 and 1956. In 1931 they were beaten by WBA 2:1. Albion achieved promotiuon to the First division the same year.
Bev Bevan is a Wolverhampton Wanderers Fan, check his autobiography.
Regards,
Blue
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
nufc to win againsthe brum’s again 2-1 to the toon.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 8:00 am
2-0 to brum!
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Our history isn’t very inspiring but if your going to write about it then at least get it right.We were called just Birmingham before adopting city,we were in 2 fa cup finals not 1 and we won the league cup in 1963 not 68.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Your report is incorrect Birmingham City have reached the FA cup final twice once in 1956 and once in 1931
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Ask Steve Bruce who Birmingham City are - meanwhile bye to your website which is a disgrace to all Geordies.
Sent in on: March 15th, 2008 at 5:30 am
All fair comment but rote stuff in these parts. Just shows you though, any tw*t can support a successful team, it takes a man with proud working class principals to support a team as unsuccessful in the trophy room as the Blues. I have loved every 44 years of it!. By the way - Bert Trautman breaking his neck is a myth. He actually strained a neck muscle and I have the news reports from the time to prove it. I remember it well I was in Birmingham City Hospital with mum at the time as I was born 3 days earlier!.KRO.
Sent in on: March 14th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Brum are in a relegation battle with NUFC. Simple as that. NUFC are the biggest underachievers in the leaguefor the last 50 years. No arguments at all. KK is hell bent on picking the worst players in the squad and his unfinished business appears to be getting us relegated. Tragic when the guy was held in such high esteemm by myself. Fingers crossed for a miracle. I criticise on the blog but never at the ground.Keep the faith.
Sent in on: March 14th, 2008 at 11:03 pm