Nowhere Fast
By Tom Lynch On Thu 27 Dec 2007 |
Commenting on our hard-fought draw against Arsenal a few weeks ago, I praised the side of the performance that they produced that night. However, I went on to say that the following four games against Birmingham, Fulham, Derby and Wigan would be the real tests to see if we were really turning things around. Well, those four games have come and gone, and unfortunately we’ve failed the test miserably.
Those matches have seen us play against teams which I think it’s fair to say have struggled so far this season, and can anyone honestly say that we played well in even one of those games?
Birmingham were unlucky not to get at least a point, with a last gasp goal courtesy of Habib Beye. It took a Joey Barton penalty in stoppage time to take all three points from the dismal encounter against Fulham at Craven Cottage, which aside from being deathly dull looked like a nailed-on goalless draw. Last Sunday at home to Derby, Mark Viduka’s second equaliser late on saved us from the embarrassment of losing both our matches against a side that is rock bottom of the league. Out of the meagre seven points they’ve picked up so far, four of them have come from their games against us. I feel sorry for those who travelled down to the JJB yesterday. The bleak journey down to a bleak stadium on a bleak retail park on the edge of a bleak town is enough to knock any festive cheer right out of you as it is, without having to put up with the crap that Allardyce served up.
I fully accept that you can’t play fantastic football every game. Some games require you to battle hard, dig in and grind out a result. But by and large the ethos should be to play attacking football on the ground, particularly at a club like Newcastle. One of the presents I got for Christmas was the new book ‘And They Wonder Why We Drink?’ by The Mag writer, Billy Furious. At the beginning of the book (and I hope Mr Furious doesn’t mind me quoting him here) he describes Allardyce as “probably football’s Antichrist, sent by the devil to destroy football.” It’s true. What ‘Big Sam’ has us playing is a crime against the game and the team that we all love. I personally find it heartbreaking to see us clogging the ball around, it’s insulting to us, to the players and to the club, and it is an act of sheer vandalism.
Some of those who continue to advocate sticking with Allardyce I’ve noticed have come out saying things like he just needs to change his mentality. I’m sorry but that is not going to happen! When he came to Newcastle I (like many others) was sceptical due to his style of play. I came around to thinking perhaps given the resources and players available here that he might actually change his ways. Alas we’re now halfway through the season and we’re playing the same dull, clogging football that Bolton played under his charge. He is obstinate. Like Souness, he can never be seen to be wrong, and he will stick with his system come what may. In any case, I doubt that he knows how to play any other way, and so I fear that we’re stuck with with his ugly-as-sin anti-football for as long as he remains at St James’.
The other excuse for sticking with Allardyce is that you have to give him time. On the face of it, this is a rational, sensible reason. But there are serious flaws in the argument. Firstly, whilst it can take time to build up a side that you want, it should not take the 3-5 years that Allardyce thinks it will take to turn things around here.
Lets go back to the summer. It was an eventful few months for several clubs, and for two Premier League clubs in particular. Both of these clubs had had disappointing seasons, finishing in the bottom half of the table. Both have big support bases and large stadiums, but had suffered from a lack of trophies for many years. And then in the summer, it was all change as they both changed their managers and were taken over by new billionaire owners. If you haven’t already twigged, the two clubs in question are of course, Newcastle United and Manchester City. Man City actually had a worse season than us last time out, and Sven Goran Eriksson was appointed City manager after Allardyce was installed at the Toon. And yet Man City have gone like a train and have been riding high in the Top 5 for the majority of the first half of the season, and playing attractive attacking football to boot.
Looking at our own history, in February 1992 we were dicing with relegation to the (old) third division. Then Keegan came in and the change was instantaneous. Bristol City were battered 3-0 in his first game in charge, and the team rallied and avoided the drop. The next season we took the (new) first division (the Championship today) by storm, went up to the Premier League as champions and continued to play the same way there. Fifteen months after Keegan’s appointment, when we were looking like dropping into the third tier of English football we finished third in the Premier League. Three years after Keegan’s appointment, we would finish the 1994/95 season in 6th place - a little wobble compared to the previous season, but we’d still come along way. February 1997 was five years on from his arrival. By then he’d left Newcastle a month earlier (on January 8, which was coincidentally my 18th). During his last full season in charge, we’d been top of the league for a large chunk, before eventually finishing in second. In October 1996, we demolished Man United 5-0 and then destroyed Spurs 7-1 a few days after Christmas. The end of that season, we again finished second and qualified for the Champions League. Dalglish played his part, but much of the achievement was also down to Keegan. So lets not here any of this ‘it’ll take five years to turn things around’ shite because it shouldn’t. Five years is a hell of a long time, and people who say otherwise are just trying to cover their backs.
Do I expect Allardyce to replicate feits such as these? No, but on second thoughts he is in a far better position than Keegan was when he became manager of NUFC. What you at least expect is to see an improvement in how the team is playing. We haven’t seen that despite having decent players. I actually don’t have too much of a problem with the players that Allardyce has brought in, or the ones that he got shot of for that matter. He’s actually given us a greater depth, so that when injuries have come about, we’ve had cover.
But, the problem lies with his team selections. He completely stifles the midfield with Geremi, Butt and Smith all rammed into the centre, leaving no one on the wings, Meanwhile a frustrated Charles N’Zogbia is played out of position as left back, despite Jose Enrique, a proper left back being left on the bench.Why is Enrique on bench? Because according to Allardyce, he’s not ready yet. How is he ever going to be ready if he doesn’t get games (and I mean full games) under his belt. It’s not like we’re talking about some wet behind the ears kid fresh out of the academy. We’re talking about a player who has plenty of experience of playing in La Liga. Of course he needs time to adapt, but the argument still stands. How can he do this if he doesn’t get game time? Poor James Milner suffers as well, farmed out on the left. In a recent interview in ‘The Mag’ Allardyce spoke of how Milner doesn’t play on the right “so let’s put that to bed once and for all”. No Sam, let’s not. I find it strange that Milner was much more effective when he did play down the right hand side. We can all see that playing 4-4-2 with Milner down the right wing and N’Zogbia down the left with Enrique at left back would seem much more and sensible provide service to the strikers, but that wouldn’t fit in with Allardyce’s 4-3-3 (if that is the formation. It’s often impossible to work out what the formation is), lump it up to the front would it?
After the Wigan game, Allardyce blamed the players for not performing and thus putting his position in jeopardy. Sam, you’re the problem, not the players! I genuinely think the players we have are good enough to perform well, but they’re being played in the wrong position and the wrong tactics are being used. I’m convinced that in some of the games this season, they haven’t been entirely sure what to do. I don’t blame the players, I feel sorry for them. How can they be expected to play well, when they’re not being played in their proper positions? There’s an old saying: ‘a bad workman blames his tools’.
And so we come to the third reason for sticking with Sam. We can’t keep chopping and changing our managers. It’s a point of view that I can sympathise with. Indeed it’s something that I’ve sometimes caught myself thinking. We’ve become notorious for getting rid of managers, and the media and fans of other clubs who see a handful of our games, and the odd highlights here and there on Match of the Day or Sky, but don’t really have too much of an idea of what is going on at St James’, are very quick to give their views by phoning or texting their ill-informed opinions and love to latch on to this and slate us, the fans for putting the pressure on.
But we’re the ones who have to put up with it. We’re the ones who watch the shit, frsutrating tactics game in, game out. We’re the ones who have to endure the crap performances against shite teams and the humiliating defeats, not the media and certainly not the fans of other clubs.
We’ve only been calling for manager’s head in the last few years because bad appointments have been made. Keegan was here for five years. When he left, we were all devestated, and left because of PLC issues, not because of the fans or how the team was playing. Bobby Robson, spent five years here, and it was only really the last few months of his last season that things went a bit awry, and even when he went, there were thousands who wanted him to stay, and those of us who did want him to go still love him and remember all the good work he did and all the good times we had. We don’t criticise our managers lightly.
The fact is that Shepherd and the previous regime made bad appointments. I felt that Robson had to go, but the problem was how Shepherd dealt with it. Aside from the fact that Bobby deserved to have been treated with respect and dignity, Shepherd panicked. He sacked Robson hastily without thinking through who to replace him with, and so we ended up with Souness, who was on the verge of being sacked at Blackburn (they must have been pissing themselves, picking up compensation for someone they were about to ditch). Souness of course turned out to be a disaster and he needed to be got rid of. Roeder came in as a caretaker, and then as manager until the end of the season. When he was given the job permanently, a lot of us were uneasy about it, and rightfully so as it turned out, although given the revival of the team under him for the rest of the 2005/2006 season maybe you can make a case for him being offered the job. When it was Roeder’s time to go at the end of last season, it was clear that we needed a change of management. The problem, yet again was that the wrong man was appointed. Allardyce was never going to be the right man for Newcastle. He did well for Bolton, where finishing in 7th or 8th and qualifying for Europe a couple of times is, in their terms a success, and he achieved it through grit and battling rather than by attacking attractive football that is the ethos that we live by. Secondly, is 7th or 8th what we are after? Of course it isn’t. We have (or should have) ambition. We should regularly be in Europe, and aiming for the Champions League and the Top 4. The fact that we have been there in the recent past means that it is not and should not be out of the realms of our dreams and aspirations.
I’ve seen nothing from Allardyce to suggest that we’re going to achieve great things with him in charge, and I think that half a season is ample time to have seen an improvement, an indication or a glimpse of good times ahead. All I’ve seen so far is misery and frustration.
Allardyce was the last bad appointment by a chairman and board that were ousted shortly afterwards. I don’t see a future for him here (not a succesful one anyway). So, as we go into the new year, lets get rid of this final remenant of the Shepherd era that brought us misery and heartache. Off the field, things have improved. We have a new owner and a new chairman who so far haven’t put a foot wrong, and want to improve relations between the club and the fans. So let’s start afresh. I’m not advoacte the ’sack now, think later’ option. That’s what got us into this mess in the first place. But we should think about the options. I’d like us to appoint someone who fits the ethos and the desire of the club. We should look for a new manager, but take our prefered style of football and our aspirations into account. Under Allardyce we will go nowhere fast and suffer embarressments and frustrations along the way. Lets look at other options.

Well reasoned, well researched,accurate summation of past and present problems, I for one distant supporter(Geordie born & bred) made a statement to the local (Cobblers fans that BS would be in their division sooner than you think I just hope it won’t be with NUFC. Very good article will watch for future content and also for future success of New Manager Hope they get the right Sparky for the job.
Sent in on: January 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Yup i fully agree with u there. I was at Wigan on Wednesday and altho we dominated the chants and the atmosphere was brilliant at the JJB, you have to say the players do have to take some blame. I think just about everyone who was in the away section noticed how lazy some of our players relli are. Viduka has a reputation and he certainly lived up to it. From about 10 minutes from the end our players wern’t even tryin. I remember when someone miss-placed a pass they just stood there instead of trying to win the ball back. I was happy to join in the chant ‘wer sh*t and wer sick of it’ because most of the time it relli shows. I meen Wigan, cmon WIGAN. They should be a guarenteed 3 points home and away. Even Titus looked a decent player against us. I suppose the only good thing about the day was the brilliant support we showed by having more supporters in the away stand than the one opposite!
Sent in on: December 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
So true!
Sam kills the joy in football. His style isn’t entertaining at all… and fair enough he often lose. That’s good for the future of football, but tragic for NUFC who have adopted this problem.
Sent in on: December 28th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
A really good article. I fully agree with what you’re writing, and for me there are just two reasons why we should NOT fire Big Sam. The biggest reason is that of continuity, as you mention, we won’t get anywhere by changing managers every season. And the other one is, who do we replace him with? Is there really any managers out there with the quality of Keegan or Sir Bobby who wants what must seem as a very ungrateful job? Especially with the media slaughtering us fans instead of Allardyce! I honestly can’t think of anyone.
But I do think we should look abroad next time we’re appointing, just look at Sven!
Sent in on: December 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Great article, couldnt agree more with all of your comments. BS should never have been appointed in the first place, another cock up by Shephard. Allardyce has to go now, the recent performances have been total shite, we had 2 shots on target in the whole game against wigan. i can take playing well and getting beat, but getting beat and playing shite whilst showing fuck all passion, i cant.
The chants for shearer at the wigan game were totally justififed, i know he is untried as a manager, but he knows the club inside out and all fans would approve of his appointment, i just hope Ashley takes notice.
Sent in on: December 28th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Tom,
Very strong and must I say thought-provoking article. I share your sentiments and believe so are the millions of Toon Army all around the globe. I for one, still not convinced that BS is the “saviour” and rightful successor to Keegan and Sir Bobby, who are totally legends.
I guess those who welcomed BS appointment with glee are having second thoughts right now. They must be pulling their hair with the kinda of football the team is dishing out week after week.
BS has asked for more time but during this transition, we should have at least seen improvements to suggest, yes the team is on the right path. The opposite is actually happening…we are still conceding silly goals at the back, no creativity from midfield and we are struggling at times infront of goals since BS wants Oba to be a winger.
Frankly speaking, I’m sick of the chopping and changing the managers but we’ve never seen the level of play that we’re expecting. Someone wrote in the Sun, to chop BS now is ridiculous but what more ridiculous is how the team is playing…I don’t see the management will make any changes now and I see Newcastle’s glass is half empty right now.
Sent in on: December 28th, 2007 at 4:22 am
I read some comments recently by SA that the supporters want instant success and aren’t really interested in sustainable development and I partially see where he is coming from.
However there is a certain kind of basic performance that is expected from our sides and we have seen it very rarely this season.
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
all good but who to get or who could we get realistically?
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
A well writen piece, full of what our side seems to be lacking at the moment…structure and common sense!
I really can’t see what Allardyce is thinking. Does anybody remember the hand full of games we have either played or reverted to 4-4-2 this season and how well we played and the goals we scored when this was applied?
Allardyces biggest gripe is us not scoring enough goals, not creating or converting our chances, blaming this on the players….This is your fault Sam! Our biggest attacking threat, the player teams fear the most in our team in my opinion is Martins. A great player, great skill, great shooting (and heading for such a small lad) is played out on the wing, where he receives the ball next to the corner flag or touchline. OUr best attacking player this year is N’Zogbia, yet he is played in defence. Viduka is a good player, but he isn’t very quick and so needs players in the middle to help him….put Oba there! Milner isn’t the greatest at shooting lets all be honest, so why play him in a front 3, and on the left at the, so he has to turn back inside to get a cross in…and then because he has done this he often has to make another couple of turns to get the ball in, and by this time there are 2 or 3 defenders marking Viduka or Smith (whoever is up top that game). He also insists on playing his players, changing the 2 centre backs every game, and not playing players on past performance….take Emre for example, dropped when Barton was fit after playing well in previous games, and more recently Duff, a player obviously unfit, not ready to start and yet he is put in ahead of Martins. These are all poor decisions. Also, I’m not happy with this play Owen at all costs philosophy, as soon as he is fit Sam wants him playing, Martins never gets beyond 60 minutes when that passionless scouse is around and we all know Sam would rather start Owen. I say sell him.
We all know it has to be 4-4-2 with Zog and Milner on their correct wings (left and right respectively), the centre midfielders picked on performance, but if Geremi is our club captain in my opinion he has to be first chouce centre midfielder as it is his best position, playing a more defensive thoughtful role with a more attacking player alongside him. OUr defence is good if its kept consistant, Enrique and Beye look good, Id play Taylor every game but I would trust Sams decision if he could make one and keep it. Same with the strikers, even though Id play Oba and Viduka as the first choice pair and Owen and Smith as second.
Im just sick and needed to babble and get my opinion across somehow because the big fat stubborn manager we have certainly won’t listen!
Shearer help us!
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Now is the time to get rid of Sam. He has bought too many mediocer players & played too many players out of position. His tactics are non existant.He is building a championship side with the second rate players he has bought just like a manager of old Gordon Lee who built a second division team & that is where we finished up.He is not the man for the job he done nothing for Bolton. dont know where people get the idea that he is a good manager. If he stays dont give him any money in January he will just waste it on journeymen who nobody else wants.The only good buy he has made is Alan smith who is best played as a striker but Sam insists on playing anywhere but.Mike ashley should get his cheque book out & pay him off before it is too late.I have followed Newcastle for over fifty years and this is some of the worst football i have ever seen.
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
You are right! Allardyce proved himself a wrong one for Newcastle. The recent games are so boring that I found Bolton are playing more interesting football than NUFC now. As an overseas supporter, I am extremely disappointed to the team’s performance and I can’t imagine how bad you feel being a local Geordie.
In my humble opinion, even Roeder did a better job than Big Sam. Roeder had a paper thin team but still managed to win or draw a couple of good games, like that away game in Spurs last season (which I think is the best game last season).
Usually I tend to allow time for a new manager, but given the experience with Souness, either Big Sam turn around real quick or let’s face the fact and sack Big Sam real soon.
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
100% agree!!
Sent in on: December 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm