When it was rumoured that we were in for Damien Duff the first thoughts that came into my mind were “why” and “here we go again with the trophy signings” - quickly followed by “please don’t let this be true.”

We were already overloaded with left-sided players and there we were, being linked with another when we badly needed defenders and strikers first and foremost. Of course this got a lot of fans dancing in the streets, as Freddy would say. Damien Duff? Superstar!

Anyway we did get him and we paid £5m for him which even I, who was against his signing, admitted was a great bit of business because he’s still a quality player on his day. At that price I thought “go on then”, I bought it. “But we still need defenders and strikers anarl…”

Well we got a defender, only he’s anorexic apparently and is away at fat camp or something to beef up while the strikers we got were two 21-and-under-year-old dwarfs with zero experience of the Premiership.

That £5m we splashed out on Duff could have been used to buy some proper defenders and strikers. “Ah well” I sighed as the close of the transfer window slammed shut. At least I could console myself that Duff would shine out wide for us, being the quality player he is…

Hasn’t happened though has it?

While others point their fingers at the little man from Nigeria for his lack of goals, the Spaniard for his lack of heart and the Turk for his lack of end product, Duff has quietly been forgotten about it would seem not only on the stands but on fellow fansites and in the local press who are quick to have a go at those with a foreign accent.

Well his below par performances haven’t went unnoticed by this Newcastle supporter and I ain’t afraid to bring it up either.

He’s been shite, unadulterated shite. That solitary goal to his name at Upton Park aside his best moments for the club have been while playing at left-back.

Where is this superstar with two Premiership titles to his name we simply could not afford to miss out on at such a “ridiculous” fee? We overpaid judging by his performances to date. He looks like he has Downs and is playing like he does as well!

I expect better from a player of his quality and experience. I afford our younger and new-to-the-Premiership imports some patience and one or two excuses but I just can’t find any for Duff because there is no excuse for what we are seeing. Not on those wages!

Yes the team is playing badly and he isn’t exactly playing in a side that helps him a great deal either but he’s a totally different player in a Black & White shirt to the one that not so long ago terrorised defences up and down the country, in Europe and on the international stage.

I saw him recently for Ireland and he was as guilty of running about like a headless chicken, choosing the wrong pass and blasting high and wide with his shots for them as he has been for us so it can’t just be a Toon thing.

Duff at the peak of his powers would be a huge benefit to this struggling side of ours and as a senior player he needs to up his game or he needs to be dropped for N’Zogbia whose own confidence and form has predictably been affected by Duff’s arrival.

Lets hope we start seeing the real Duff soon and not this duffer masquerading as a footballer, we have enough of them as it is.

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