The Injury List To End All Injury Lists
By A.K. Dholakia On Thu 14 Dec 2006 |
All injured:
Michael Owen, Shola Ameobi, Kieron Dyer, Damien Duff, Charles N’Zogbia, Emre, Scott Parker, Titus Bramble, Nolberto Solano, Antoine Sibierski, Olivier Bernard, Craig Moore, Tim Krul, Steve Harper, Stephen Carr.

It has nothing to do with it.
It was a mistake and wasn’t supposed to go there.
I did email whoever runs this site to inform them that I’d done this.
What has a post about my post got anything to do with the injury problem?
Sent in on: December 19th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Matt Baty,
What has a childish song about a retired man got to do with an injury list?
Shouldn’t be allowed to post on here
Sent in on: December 19th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Hi,
My name is Matt and I’m a 21 year old student and full time Newcastle United fan. Part time I work for a music web site www.amazingtunes.com. I’m contacting you to let you know about an Alan Shearer tribute song we are currently promoting through our web site.
Members of Northumberland’s Hexham Abbey have belted out a special charity version of Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus in tribute of our favourite talisman. This new version features Handel’s music with new words recounting Shearer’s illustrious career for Newcastle United.
All proceeds from the sale of the recording are donated to the Abbey to help fund the development of the boys’ and girls’ choir.
If you like the track and would like to share this story with your readers feel free.
Thanks for your time and I hope you enjoy the song,
Matt.
www.amazing-tunes.com/shearer
Sent in on: December 15th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Apparently Ollie Bernard has a very serious hip problem - career threatening.
Sent in on: December 15th, 2006 at 6:07 am
Am sorry but there is obviously something wrong with the training or the physio or something.
This isn’t just bad luck there is something wrong with the way they are doing something, I believe it’s in the warm ups before matches, have looked at this and most teams do almost double the warm up that our lads do.
Especially the bigger teams do much more warming up than our lot something needs to change.
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Given
Huntingdon Ramage Taylor Babayaro
Milner Butt Pattison Luque
Rossi Martins
Harper
Carr Moore Bramble Bernard
Solano Parker Zoggy Duff
Owen Shola
Who’d win? And before there’s any smart arse comments everyone’s fully fit
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Olivier Bernard was the lead male singer in the popular beat combo ‘The Fugees’.
He also had some success as a solo artist releasing the critically acclaimed album ‘The Carnival’ which spawned the hit single ‘gone til november’
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Who is Olivier Bernard?? Are you taking the p*ss??
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
The question is - are the injuries a result of bad training, poor treatment or bad luck?
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Who is Olivier Bernard?
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 10:38 am
If we get two more then we’ll have a first team starting 11 and a full subs bench as well! Fingers crossed Dyer, Emre, and Parker will be back fit in time to maul Watford!
Sent in on: December 14th, 2006 at 8:08 am