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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2007, 01:00:17 AM » |
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Wolfcastle: My new movie is a mixture between action und comedy, it's called "McBain: Let's get silly"  The discussion that follows that is brilliant aswell, ending with Sherman: How do you sleep at night? Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money, with several beautfiul ladies. Then when he collars him later on: "I just realised you insulted me" "errr...your shoes are untied" *Several hours later* "on closer inspection they appear to be loafers" |
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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2007, 01:34:00 AM » |
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"Homer why are you still here, you were supposed to be at work an hour ago!"
"But they said if I turn up late once more I'm fired."
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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2007, 01:45:14 AM » |
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"Homer, the plant called and said if you don;t come into work today don't bother coming in on Monday"
"Woohoo! 4-day weekend!"
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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2007, 01:47:43 AM » |
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Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals.
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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2007, 02:00:19 AM » |
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"So according to this questionnaire I'll live until I'm.... 42!? Thats horrible! I wont even live to see my children die" that alluc.org link is great  |
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« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2007, 02:07:19 AM » |
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"Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...." "....ok Mr Burns whats your first name..." "...I don't know" "Bake 'em away, toys!" "What you say chief?" |
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2007, 02:25:26 AM » |
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"Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown"
"That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down"
"Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros"
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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2007, 11:37:34 AM » |
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No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!
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« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2007, 11:39:46 AM » |
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No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!
Go Crazy? Don't mind if I do |
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2007, 11:40:26 AM » |
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No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!
Go Crazy? Don't mind if I do Quality!!! |
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2007, 11:40:46 AM » |
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I have a bottle opener that plays that clip.  |
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2007, 11:40:54 AM » |
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Urge to kill, rising!
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 11:42:40 AM » |
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I have a bottle opener that plays that clip. I got one of them, but mine seems to be various clips put together to sound like he's really excited that he's having a beer! |
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 11:44:38 AM » |
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2007, 11:46:59 AM » |
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2007, 11:47:17 AM » |
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« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2007, 11:50:06 AM » |
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Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!
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« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2007, 04:35:00 PM » |
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 "You... have been to space!" Frank Grimes. " Sure... you've never been?" Homer. |
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"Up to now -- since shortly after the Bolshevik Revolution -- most movie makers have been assuming that they know how to make movies. Just like a bad writer doesn't ask himself if he's really capable of writing a novel -- he thinks he knows. If movie makers were building airplanes, there would be an accident every time one took off. But in the movies, these accidents are called Oscars."
"All you need to make a movie is a girl and a gun."
Jean-Luc Godard
"Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung fu film."
"... for academia is the death of cinema. It is the very opposite of passion."
Werner Herzog
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« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2007, 05:15:36 PM » |
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Also when Bart gets the elephant: "Can we see the elephant?"
"We'll pay you money"
"For the ninth time, no!"
"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea" ...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden.  |
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« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2007, 05:19:54 PM » |
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"Now when I say "Hello Mr Thomspon" and stamp on your foot, you just smile and nod, ok?" "HELLO MR THOMPSON" "(aside) I think he's talking to you" |
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« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2007, 06:03:41 PM » |
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The whole Cape Feare episode is the best 30 mins of TV I've ever seen.
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Interviewer: Which pantomine contains the character 'Widow Twanky'?
Sean Thornton: Romeo and Juliet
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« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2007, 06:13:00 PM » |
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Marge : "Homer, every time something bad happens you always say we're all going to go and live under the sea but it's never going to happen"
Homer : "Not with that attitude it's not"
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« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2007, 06:35:35 PM » |
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Terminator 2 scene always makes me laugh. "Hmmm, guess he didnt see me" |
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« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2007, 06:36:56 PM » |
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Havent seen it for ages but the one where they go to England and Homer does something bad and they have to leave the country quickly and he has to get the last words in:
"Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones"
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