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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3koGkT6ZPU

You?

"Saxomophone, saxomophone....."

or

"Bart: And please god, kill Sideshow Bob

Marge: No Bart! You can't ask god to kill someone for you!

Homer: Yeah! You do your own dirty work."

I actually lol'd at them.

"Smithers have The Rolling Stones killed."

sideshow bob stepping on the rakes.

and

"d'oh" a deer,a female deer

Too many to choose from, but one of my favourites:

"... we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"

"sex cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"

Yes! Forgot about that one.

A few more;

"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju..."

"No Lisa, the only monster here is the one that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!"

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, where nothing possibl-igh go wrong...I mean possib-ly go wrong...that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

the bit where bart is explaining to lisa about how all the simpsons are thick...grandpa's  thick,homers thick....d'oh.

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." 

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"

 :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aO_Hsv9LK8

"I'm King of the World!"

:lol:

Also when Bart gets the elephant:


...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden.

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"When did we get these fish?"

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RW8K60_nfMs

10 minutes of classic Simpsons moments.

Best moment from the best episode.

"How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?"

"3 times a day sir."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?"


Also, from the same episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQ8lkjuL4w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQ8lkjuL4w)

 :laugh:

"I'll pick up the elephant tomorrow"

"Ok, well here's the keys..."

"Elephants dont have keys Mr Simpson..."

Actually this is the greatest Simpsons moment of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16XBnnsHOKI

"Happy Birthday Uncle Tyrone!"

"Why wont I die?"

Parole Baord Hearing:
Board member #1: Is it true you have a tattoo on your chest that says: "DIE BART DIE!"
Sideshow Bob: No, my tattoo is actually German for THE Bart THE
Board member #2: Well no one who speaks German could possibly be evil.

All Boardmembers nod in agreement.

I totally agree. I love the part where the photographer makes Lisa smile revealing her braces she is embarassed about and then he wispers: "<gasp> there is no god."

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/9f15.jpg/200px-9f15.jpg)
Mmm...Organised crime...

So many classic moments. Can't find a video of it tho, there used to be this website where they had every episode streamed but its been shut down :weep:

www.alluc.org

Not every episode, but some absolute classics on there.

Wolfcastle: My new movie is a mixture between action und comedy, it's called "McBain: Let's get silly" :lol:

The discussion that follows that is brilliant aswell, ending with
Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money, with several beautfiul ladies.

Then when he collars him later on:

"I just realised you insulted me"

"errr...your shoes are untied"

*Several hours later*

"on closer inspection they appear to be loafers"

"Homer why are you still here, you were supposed to be at work an hour ago!"

"But they said if I turn up late once more I'm fired."

"Homer, the plant called and said if you don;t come into work today don't bother coming in on Monday"

"Woohoo! 4-day weekend!"

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals.

"So according to this questionnaire I'll live until I'm.... 42!? Thats horrible! I wont even live to see my children die"


that alluc.org link is great blueyes.gif

"Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...."

"....ok Mr Burns whats your first name..."

"...I don't know"

:lol:

"Bake 'em away, toys!"
"What you say chief?"

:lol:

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!

Go Crazy?

Don't mind if I do :lol:

Quality!!!

I have a bottle opener that plays that clip. :blush:

Urge to kill, rising!

I got one of them, but mine seems to be various clips put together to sound like he's really excited that he's having a beer!

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Classic

https://www.youtube.com/v/pJkpyQDL4jc

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8mVHOriXMTw

Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

(https://www.anvari.org/db/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Frank_Grimes.png)


"You... have been to space!" Frank Grimes.

"Sure... you've never been?" Homer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux83ui4QaYY

 ;D

"Now when I say "Hello Mr Thomspon" and stamp on your foot, you just smile and nod, ok?"

"HELLO MR THOMPSON"

"(aside) I think he's talking to you"

:lol:

The whole Cape Feare episode is the best 30 mins of TV I've ever seen.

Marge : "Homer, every time something bad happens you always say we're all going to go and live under the sea but it's never going to happen"

Homer : "Not with that attitude it's not"

The best scenes from the 2 best episodes ever.

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DMR2ILXj3tQ - Homer Loves Flanders

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tX58nLhdPKE - Bart The Lover

Terminator 2 scene always makes me laugh.

"Hmmm, guess he didnt see me"  :lol:

Havent seen it for ages but the one where they go to England and Homer does something bad and they have to leave the country quickly and he has to get the last words in:

"Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones"

There there boy, shut up!

"A man's not a piece of fruit!"

'Come on honey, it'll only be till after our tour of Sweden."

Barney's short film.

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

 :'(

Moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQqTZo_ACI

Quote:

Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had
three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of
magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.

Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but
then the stupider students would be in here complaining... furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frtubtg6fX4

"Bing back Sheriff Lobo."

My favourite Simpsons moment was when I tuned into Channel 4 or whatever channel and caught the credits as the show had finished. 

Why?  Was it the Dragnet version of the end credits?  Or the Sonic Youth one from Homerpalooza? 

They're the best two.