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« on: June 25, 2007, 11:06:10 PM » |
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If anything newcastle have had the easier competition in europe anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 11:08:46 PM » |
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"Saxomophone, saxomophone....."
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"Bart: And please god, kill Sideshow Bob
Marge: No Bart! You can't ask god to kill someone for you!
Homer: Yeah! You do your own dirty work."
I actually lol'd at them.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 11:11:11 PM » |
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"Smithers have The Rolling Stones killed."
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"For God’s sake, we bend more rules then the Catholic Church." |
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 11:11:27 PM » |
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sideshow bob stepping on the rakes.
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"d'oh" a deer,a female deer
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 11:12:26 PM » |
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Too many to choose from, but one of my favourites:
"... we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"
"sex cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 11:14:07 PM » |
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Too many to choose from, but one of my favourites:
"... we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"
"sex cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"
Yes! Forgot about that one. A few more; "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju..." "No Lisa, the only monster here is the one that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!" |
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If anything newcastle have had the easier competition in europe anyway.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 11:18:04 PM » |
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 11:18:41 PM » |
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"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, where nothing possibl-igh go wrong...I mean possib-ly go wrong...that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 11:20:00 PM » |
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"The goggles do nothing!" "...Bort?, what kinda name is Bort?"
"Mommy! mommy! I want one!"
"Come along Bort"
"Are you talking to me?"
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 11:20:20 PM » |
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the bit where bart is explaining to lisa about how all the simpsons are thick...grandpa's thick,homers thick....d'oh.
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 11:25:19 PM » |
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"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight." "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." "America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!" "What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"  |
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 11:27:51 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2007, 11:30:17 PM » |
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Also when Bart gets the elephant: "Can we see the elephant?"
"We'll pay you money"
"For the ninth time, no!"
"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea" ...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2007, 11:31:15 PM » |
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"Trying is the first step towards failure"
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2007, 11:35:03 PM » |
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"When did we get these fish?"
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2007, 11:35:49 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2007, 11:36:44 PM » |
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Best moment from the best episode. "How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?" "3 times a day sir." "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?" Also, from the same episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQ8lkjuL4w  |
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2007, 11:37:11 PM » |
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Also when Bart gets the elephant: "Can we see the elephant?"
"We'll pay you money"
"For the ninth time, no!"
"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea" ...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden. "I'll pick up the elephant tomorrow" "Ok, well here's the keys..." "Elephants dont have keys Mr Simpson..." |
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2007, 11:38:48 PM » |
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"Happy Birthday Uncle Tyrone!"
"Why wont I die?"
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2007, 12:04:20 AM » |
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Parole Baord Hearing:
Board member #1: Is it true you have a tattoo on your chest that says: "DIE BART DIE!"
Sideshow Bob: No, my tattoo is actually German for THE Bart THE
Board member #2: Well no one who speaks German could possibly be evil.
All Boardmembers nod in agreement.
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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2007, 12:05:57 AM » |
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Best moment from the best episode. "How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?" "3 times a day sir." "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?" Also, from the same episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQ8lkjuL4w I totally agree. I love the part where the photographer makes Lisa smile revealing her braces she is embarassed about and then he wispers: "<gasp> there is no god." |
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« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2007, 12:15:17 AM » |
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Best moment from the best episode. "How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?" "3 times a day sir." "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?" Also, from the same episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQ8lkjuL4w I totally agree. I love the part where the photographer makes Lisa smile revealing her braces she is embarassed about and then he wispers: "<gasp> there is no god."  Mmm...Organised crime... So many classic moments. Can't find a video of it tho, there used to be this website where they had every episode streamed but its been shut down |
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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2007, 12:16:04 AM » |
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www.alluc.orgNot every episode, but some absolute classics on there.
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« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2007, 12:58:17 AM » |
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Wolfcastle: My new movie is a mixture between action und comedy, it's called "McBain: Let's get silly" The discussion that follows that is brilliant aswell, ending with Sherman: How do you sleep at night? Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money, with several beautfiul ladies. |
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