Club mascots are s**** aswell, not the bairns leading out the team, but "Sammy the Red" and all that bollocks.

Match of The Day

The way they waste our money having far too many "experts" on the show. Some flown in from abroad at probably a considerable cost. They will be lucky to speak for 5 minutes during the whole programme.

The fact that they can have 3 shows in a day and need a different team doing them each time.

The smugness between Gary and the boys and the feeling that the viewer is being ignored as they "joke" among themselves.

Big Al doing Gazzas "very very verys" very very much of the time, plus " they done well".

Showing the Hereford goal at every opportunity.

Club Owners and/or Directors who use their club as their personal fame wagon, line their pockets, run their club in to the ground, disrespect their supporters and who are generally fat b-st-rds who should be run over by their own Jaguar(s).

Spurs Fans!

Alan Green, I'm getting angry just thinking about his nasal whinging and complaining. 

Can't believe the license fee payer is funding that utter nob.

Bolton Wanderers.  Everything about them I just detest.  The music after the goals, the empty seats, the fact that one minute they are a massive club and the next they are small, the boring football they play, that stupid as f*** mascot that does them poses and the crowd chant 'wahey', Jussi Jaaaskeellaaiineen, El Hadji Cuntface, The fat b****** with the flag, Amir Khan apearing at every single f****** match, The fact that they chant a song to the tune of the blaydon races, The twats who sit in the 'singing section', the fact that they have a 'singing section', Fat Sam, Henrik Pedersen playing left back (f*** knows, but it gets right on my tits), the 10,000 fans that turn up for fa cup games, "oh it's on the tele so i won't bother going".

And a few more Bolton based things that I couldn't be arsed to think about.

Also cringe at clubs who have historical things, like when they talked about moving some clock at Arsenal and everybosy raged about it. ITS A f****** CLOCK FFS. Portsmouth being called Pompey, and of course the stupid t*** with the bell. Forest fans who take a blowie up sheep with them to games.

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Steve Harper taking forever with everything when 52000 people are shouting for him to hoy it to Milner

Oh, and season ticket holders that watch only ten minutes of each half. Why pay £500 to stand at a bar, you pleb?! Of course, these are the *real fans* who know Newcastle United inside out and condemn any opinion, other than their own, as b*ll*cks!

Switching off Tyler and Gray's commentry on Sky to fanzone, then finding out there's two even bigger tossers on that, switching on radio commentry and being amazed again at the sheer twatness of the commentry. You can't escape it.

Except for Spanish football, Rob Palmer, Kevin Keatings, Gerry Francis, Guillem etc.

cheerleaders - this is not fuckin america!

diving players - i admit c. ronaldo is one of the best players in the world, but i hate him with all of my heart for the diving!

entertaining thread btw!

John Motson skreeeeching "Roooooney" in a high pitched voice everytime he has a shot, regardless of where its heading.

W@nker.

-English commentators cant learn to say Dirk Kuyt right.
-When players keep their collars up.