Dances and prances and poncey little things like that on celebrations can be pulled off if it's quick and subtle. Like Martins against Spurs at home.

God i love that guy.

He did that thing for ages when he scored against Juve for inter and the collapsed on the floor. Great celebration

Newcastle throw-ins

Yes,agreed 100 % !!!

This is our nightmare...

Everton, Watford, Bolton, Fulham and Arsenal for having such c***ish players, managers and fans. p.s. i especially hate everton and arsenal.

People, especially commentators, who miss the end of a team's name off when there's two teams with the same name: "We're playing Sheffield at the weekend" "Manchester were all over them". Doesn't tend to be as bad for the Manc teams tbf, but Sheffield really gets my goat, be even worse if I were a Wednesday fan.

I've found women to be particularly bad for this.[/generalisation]

Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position.  In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called.

And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush.  Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped.  Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure.