Those stupid sky adverts for big matches, usually manu arsenal, where they try and big it up as some sort of war, usually by showing some crunching tackles with some lord of the rings style music playing in the background

Clyde Tildesley and his absolutely endless mentions of "that night in Barcelona"  when commentating on Man United in the CL.

and going to the adverts seconds before kick off is about to start

easy easy easy easy easy

rosicky being pronounced rositski

youve never won f*** all...... that actual mean you have won stuff as its a double negative

soccer

Steve 't***' Bennett

Newcastle Cliches being used by commentators

United

Kevin Nolan and his merry bunch of cheats

The "Soccer AM" brigade - The circus that is. Fans that chant "easy, easy, easy" and other moronic lyrics and generally act the clown need to f*** of back to primary school, embarassing.

Cheats - Wankers that dive or go over like they've been clubbed should be banned from the game for a lengthy period, they might think twice then.

Americanisation - Such as playing music after a goal is scored, for fucks sake lads don't call it soccer either...

Ticket Prices - Only so long before the man on the street can't afford a ticket...

Glory Supporters - What's the point? "Yeah, I've supported Chelsea all me life" yeah likely story...

John Motson - What a horribly annoying voice he has, get the f*** off my telly...

Inept Managers - Bloody hell, everybody else can see your getting it wrong and your being paid millions, why bother?

Inept officials - How can 50,000 fans spot a dive and one f****** moron miss it from yards away?

Jeff Winter - How the f*** such a smug w****** can tell others how to do their job when he couldn't do his own is beyond me.

The billionaire invasion - Your ruining the game and have turned the sport we love into a buisness...

Moving kick off time - Four o'clock on a sunday afternoon, they're having a f****** laugh aren't they?

The "prawn sandwhich brigade" - Yes I am singing, swearing and cheering my team on, stop looking at me as if I'm a f****** loon...

Kuyt being pronounced as "Cowt" - It's not difficult, pronounce it right for fucks sake...

Governing Bodies - Inept the lot of them, stop passing the book and sort it out...

Mark "Lawro" - What mind numbingly annoying b****** he is, how does he keep his job?

Wayne Rooney - Swearing at officials, diving, oh and overhyped aswell...

Agents- The game doesn't need horrible bastards such as yourselves, f*** off...

"Grand Slam Sunday" - Such a massive hype for such a boring day of football.

Channel Five commentry team - Man, if was that bad at my job I'd be long gone, timefor a change me thinks...

...and that's just scratching the surface!

Richard Keys in general, but especially him trying to big up abysmal games:

"Today we've got the big one from the JJB. Wigan v Sheffield United. And when these two go toe to toe, you can expect fireworks!"


 

What I hate are the excuses for it, where they make out they have no choice but to support Liverpool or Man U, in spite of being born and living miles away - "I've got family from Manchester", "My Dad supports Liverpool"

So if they lived in Liverpool and their dad was from Hull, would half of these idiots support Hull?  Would they f***. 

Agreed, nothing better than a dodgy decision going your way. That's the game.

Commentators pretending that everyone doesn't secretly like seeing footballers kicking off and having girly slappy pushy fights.  "No-one likes to see that in football" Oh come on, before all the players and half the bench started wading in after that tackle no-one in the pub was even watching this s**** 2nd division nowts each draw.

people insisting on calling players Scotty Parker, Giggsy, Scholesy etc

Another one: "good feet for a big man"/"people think he can't play but he can". Already heard it tonight...

how depressing is this thread My personal pet hates have already been said really. I could relate to Bellars' post especially.