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M4TT
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The Great Smiley Derby
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on:
July 15, 2006, 11:32:25 PM »
Smiley United vs. Smiley Rovers
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1.:roll:
21.
- 5.:oops: - 16.
- 33.:booboo:
7.
- 10.:x - 8.:shock: - 12.
9.
(c) - 11.:|
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7.blueupsetw.gif - 10.bluesleep.gif
31.bluecool.gif - 11.blueconfused.gif - 8.bluebigrazz.gif - 18. J. blueeek.gif - 19.bluewink.gif
4. M.blueeek.gif (c) - 6.bluebiggrin.gif - 5.bluedead.gif
16.
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Final Score:
4-2
Goals:
M.blueeek.gif 12' - :shock: 24' -
45'+1 -
62' - bluecool.gif 64' -
87'
Man Of the Match:
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Jonny2J
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #1 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:33:53 PM »
Bored are we Matt?
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 15, 2006, 11:34:04 PM »
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GeordieMessiah
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #3 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM »
Well, I liked it...
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Brock Manson
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #4 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:35:53 PM »
A blinkered performance tonight from
tonight I thought. shy.gif
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Elric
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #5 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:36:21 PM »
Rovers did play with the slight disadvantage of a dead CB and an asleep CF, tbf
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Brock Manson
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #6 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:37:55 PM »
was having a laugh with the amount of goals he was letting in!
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midds
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM »
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
Well, I liked it...
You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:
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Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
Brock Manson
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #8 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:40:41 PM »
The Rovers midfield simply looked bemused at times.
(I'll stop.)
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GeordieMessiah
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #9 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Jaffa Cake Boy on July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
Well, I liked it...
You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:
I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!!
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 15, 2006, 11:43:05 PM »
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Jaffa Cake Boy on July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
Well, I liked it...
You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:
I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!!
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midds
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 15, 2006, 11:43:27 PM »
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Jaffa Cake Boy on July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
Well, I liked it...
You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:
I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!!
Like I ever believed you...
Slut. :winking:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
Elric
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #12 on:
July 15, 2006, 11:48:21 PM »
Date - "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you
loved
Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I
lied
, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
<Exeunt>
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 15, 2006, 11:55:11 PM »
Quote from: Elric on July 15, 2006, 11:48:21 PM
Date - "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you
loved
Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I
lied
, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
<Exeunt>
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
Brock Manson
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #14 on:
July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM »
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.
(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.
(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)
That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
Brock Manson
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:12:47 AM »
Quote from: Jaffa Cake Boy on July 16, 2006, 12:10:43 AM
Quote from: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.
(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)
That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:
No wonder United's captain is laughing.
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:21:21 AM »
Quote from: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:12:47 AM
Quote from: Jaffa Cake Boy on July 16, 2006, 12:10:43 AM
Quote from: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.
(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)
That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:
No wonder United's captain is laughing.
That's just because he knows his left back is a f****** pirate and he's got a reet fuckin radgee in the middle of the park... :winking:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
Elric
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:28:01 AM »
He's laughing cause Rovers have Stevie fuckin' Wonder on left wing, a corpse at right centre-back, and a narcoleptic up front! He's laughing cause Rovers' right winger is keeping one eye shut, in his sense of fairness against playing against a pirate. He's laughing because his two wingers are observing the crowd, and not paying attention to the game. He's laughing because he doesn't know what the
f***
is going on, man. You can tell. Look at his little face. "f*** this s***, I'm about to headbutt one of these motherfuckers in the chest" is what he's thinking, man. And it's Rovers' #4.
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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Reply #19 on:
July 16, 2006, 12:35:32 AM »
To be fair, all the blues needed to do was keep their shots low, since the yellow keeper spent most of the game looking into the sky.
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:36:37 AM »
United #21 is clearly looking to suck off Rover's left wing back, who looks rather pleased tbh...
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
GeordieMessiah
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 12:57:54 AM »
Rovers' no.11 is confused what he's done to upset United's no.11 - could be a rammy here... :shock:
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Reply #22 on:
July 16, 2006, 03:47:54 PM »
Any truth in the rumours that
has issued a "come and get me plea" to Rovers? Somethings clearly amused the big lad.
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Re: The Great Smiley Derby
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July 16, 2006, 04:15:31 PM »
:dougal:
Just wanted to see if that worked
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July 16, 2006, 04:33:54 PM »
Suspended for the match:
united:
#4 :twisted: who has a 3 game ban for an aggressive chalange on :crip:
#28 :rasta: who recently failed a drugs test and faces 2 years on the sidelines.
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