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« on: July 15, 2006, 11:32:25 PM »

Smiley United vs. Smiley Rovers

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                       1.:roll:

      21.{$default_shocked_smiley} - 5.:oops: - 16.{$default_cool_smiley} - 33.:booboo:

      7.icon_profileleft -  10.:x -  8.:shock: -  12.icon_profileright

               9.Laughing (c) -  11.:|
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               7.blueupsetw.gif -  10.bluesleep.gif

31.bluecool.gif - 11.blueconfused.gif -  8.bluebigrazz.gif -  18. J. blueeek.gif -  19.bluewink.gif

       4. M.blueeek.gif (c) - 6.bluebiggrin.gif - 5.bluedead.gif

                     16.Laughing
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Final Score: 4-2
Goals:
M.blueeek.gif 12' - :shock: 24' - Laughing 45'+1 - Laughing 62' - bluecool.gif 64' - Laughing 87'

Man Of the Match: Laughing
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2006, 11:33:53 PM »

Bored are we Matt? Laughing
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2006, 11:34:04 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM »

Thumbs up Well, I liked it...
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2006, 11:35:53 PM »

A blinkered performance tonight from  {$default_cool_smiley} tonight I thought.  shy.gif
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2006, 11:36:21 PM »

Rovers did play with the slight disadvantage of a dead CB and an asleep CF, tbf Laughing
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2006, 11:37:55 PM »

 Laughing was having a laugh with the amount of goals he was letting in!
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM »

Thumbs up Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2006, 11:40:41 PM »

The Rovers midfield simply looked bemused at times.

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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2006, 11:40:46 PM »

Thumbs up Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! Laughing
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2006, 11:43:05 PM »

Thumbs up Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! Laughing

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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2006, 11:43:27 PM »

Thumbs up Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! Laughing

 Laughing Like I ever believed you...













Slut. :winking:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2006, 11:48:21 PM »

Date -  "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you loved Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I lied, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2006, 11:55:11 PM »

Date -  "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you loved Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I lied, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
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 Laughing Laughing
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM »

Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 12:10:43 AM »

Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2006, 12:12:47 AM »

Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:

No wonder United's captain is laughing. Wink
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2006, 12:21:21 AM »

Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:

No wonder United's captain is laughing. Wink

That's just because he knows his left back is a f****** pirate and he's got a reet fuckin radgee in the middle of the park... :winking:
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

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Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2006, 12:28:01 AM »

He's laughing cause Rovers have Stevie fuckin' Wonder on left wing, a corpse at right centre-back, and a narcoleptic up front! He's laughing cause Rovers' right winger is keeping one eye shut, in his sense of fairness against playing against a pirate. He's laughing because his two wingers are observing the crowd, and not paying attention to the game. He's laughing because he doesn't know what the f*** is going on, man. You can tell. Look at his little face. "f*** this s***, I'm about to headbutt one of these motherfuckers in the chest" is what he's thinking, man. And it's Rovers' #4.
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2006, 12:35:32 AM »

To be fair, all the blues needed to do was keep their shots low, since the yellow keeper spent most of the game looking into the sky.
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2006, 12:36:37 AM »

United #21 is clearly looking to suck off Rover's left wing back, who looks rather pleased tbh...
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Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."

TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2006, 12:57:54 AM »

Rovers' no.11 is confused what he's done to upset United's no.11 - could be a rammy here... :shock:
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2006, 03:47:54 PM »

Any truth in the rumours that  Cry laughing  has issued a "come and get me plea" to Rovers? Somethings clearly amused the big lad.
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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2006, 04:15:31 PM »

:dougal:

Just wanted to see if that worked
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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2006, 04:33:54 PM »

Suspended for the match: 
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#28 :rasta: who recently failed a drugs test and faces 2 years on the sidelines.
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