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Title: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: M4TT on July 15, 2006, 11:32:25 PM
Smiley United vs. Smiley Rovers

                    _______
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                       1.:roll:

      21.:o - 5.:oops: - 16.8) - 33.:booboo:

      7.:icon_profileleft: -  10.:x -  8.:shock: -  12.:icon_profileright:

               9.:lol: (c) -  11.:|
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               7.blueupsetw.gif -  10.bluesleep.gif

31.bluecool.gif - 11.blueconfused.gif -  8.bluebigrazz.gif -  18. J. blueeek.gif -  19.bluewink.gif

       4. M.blueeek.gif (c) - 6.bluebiggrin.gif - 5.bluedead.gif

                     16.bluelaugh.gif
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Final Score: 4-2
Goals:
M.blueeek.gif 12' - :shock: 24' - :lol: 45'+1 - :lol: 62' - bluecool.gif 64' - :lol: 87'

Man Of the Match: :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Jonny2J on July 15, 2006, 11:33:53 PM
Bored are we Matt? :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: jimburst on July 15, 2006, 11:34:04 PM
:|


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
:thup: Well, I liked it...


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Brock Manson on July 15, 2006, 11:35:53 PM
A blinkered performance tonight from  8) tonight I thought.  shy.gif


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Elric on July 15, 2006, 11:36:21 PM
Rovers did play with the slight disadvantage of a dead CB and an asleep CF, tbf :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Brock Manson on July 15, 2006, 11:37:55 PM
 bluelaugh.gif was having a laugh with the amount of goals he was letting in!


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 15, 2006, 11:39:13 PM
:thup: Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Brock Manson on July 15, 2006, 11:40:41 PM
The Rovers midfield simply looked bemused at times.

(I'll stop.)


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 15, 2006, 11:40:46 PM
:thup: Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: M4TT on July 15, 2006, 11:43:05 PM
:thup: Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! :lol:

:lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 15, 2006, 11:43:27 PM
:thup: Well, I liked it...

You're back early. I take it your date didn't go too well... :winking:

I lied. OK. Now drop it!!!! :lol:

 :lol: Like I ever believed you...













Slut. :winking:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Elric on July 15, 2006, 11:48:21 PM
Date -  "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you loved Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I lied, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
<Exeunt>



Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 15, 2006, 11:55:11 PM
Date -  "But...but... Jaffa Cake Boy, you told me you loved Jaffa Cakes!" blueconfused.gif
Jaffa Cake Boy - "Well I lied, bitch! How bout that?" blueupset.gif
Date - "How could you!" bluecry.gif
<Exeunt>



 :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:08:39 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 16, 2006, 12:10:43 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Brock Manson on July 16, 2006, 12:12:47 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:

No wonder United's captain is laughing. ;)


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 16, 2006, 12:21:21 AM
Rovers #7 is getting frustrated at the lack of service.

(Ok now I'm really going to stop.)

That's what happens when you play upfront with Ameobi... :cool:

No wonder United's captain is laughing. ;)

That's just because he knows his left back is a f****** pirate and he's got a reet fuckin radgee in the middle of the park... :winking:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Elric on July 16, 2006, 12:28:01 AM
He's laughing cause Rovers have Stevie fuckin' Wonder on left wing, a corpse at right centre-back, and a narcoleptic up front! He's laughing cause Rovers' right winger is keeping one eye shut, in his sense of fairness against playing against a pirate. He's laughing because his two wingers are observing the crowd, and not paying attention to the game. He's laughing because he doesn't know what the f*** is going on, man. You can tell. Look at his little face. "f*** this s***, I'm about to headbutt one of these motherfuckers in the chest" is what he's thinking, man. And it's Rovers' #4.


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Verlaine on July 16, 2006, 12:35:32 AM
To be fair, all the blues needed to do was keep their shots low, since the yellow keeper spent most of the game looking into the sky.


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: midds on July 16, 2006, 12:36:37 AM
United #21 is clearly looking to suck off Rover's left wing back, who looks rather pleased tbh...


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 16, 2006, 12:57:54 AM
Rovers' no.11 is confused what he's done to upset United's no.11 - could be a rammy here... :shock:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: BooBoo on July 16, 2006, 03:47:54 PM
Any truth in the rumours that  mackems.gif  has issued a "come and get me plea" to Rovers? Somethings clearly amused the big lad.


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeJon on July 16, 2006, 04:15:31 PM
:dougal:

Just wanted to see if that worked


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Optomystyc Nyt on July 16, 2006, 04:33:54 PM
Suspended for the match: 
united:
#4 :twisted: who has a 3 game ban for an aggressive chalange on :crip:
#28 :rasta: who recently failed a drugs test and faces 2 years on the sidelines.


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: NSG on July 16, 2006, 04:41:39 PM
Smiley Wanderers Challenge Bluf United to a match

---------------------------------------- :own:-------------------------------------------
:flasher: ----------- :jesus:---------------------- :banana: ---------- :homer:
 :exc:----------- :chezgiven:-------------------- rtfm.gif----------- :dancing:
------------------- :finger: ------------------------ :PMT: --------------------------







----------------------------------------- :bluf: -------------------------- :admin:-------------------------
 :banban:----------------------- :banned!: ------------------------- :mod: -------------------- :yes:
 :geordiesathome:-----------                        mosley.gif ----------------------- :taylor27: ----------------- :spam1:
 ----------------------------------------------------- :spam: -------------------------------------------


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2006, 04:44:28 PM
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeJon on July 16, 2006, 04:45:55 PM
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

have a look in the Jesus wept thread, I cant be assed to go on image shack  tongue.gif


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 16, 2006, 04:46:13 PM
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

Basically, we're all bored. :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2006, 04:47:41 PM
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

have a look in the Jesus wept thread, I cant be assed to go on image shack  tongue.gif
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

Basically, we're all bored. :lol:
Alreet thanks for that you two! ;)


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 16, 2006, 04:54:18 PM
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

have a look in the Jesus wept thread, I cant be assed to go on image shack tongue.gif
blueconfused.gif I don't get this at all!!

Basically, we're all bored. :lol:
Alreet thanks for that you two! ;)

So bored in fact, that now would be a great time for you to post some pics ;) bluebigrazz.gif


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2006, 04:56:54 PM
No chance GM! No chance! tongue.gif

However you can all just imagine me now sitting outside sunning myself in my bikini, thats as much as you are all getting! ;)


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: GeordieMessiah on July 16, 2006, 04:58:11 PM
No chance GM! No chance! tongue.gif

However you can all just imagine me now sitting outside sunning myself in my bikini, thats as much as you are all getting! ;)

(https://iamamericanperiod.com/photogallery/People/Fat%20Bikini.jpg)

tbh  :lol:


Title: Re: The Great Smiley Derby
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2006, 04:59:58 PM
Oi you cheeky git, I shall come round and personally kick your arse for that!!!! :D :D :D

Tis funny though! ;)