It’s Official: The Chronicle Has No Balls
By HTT On Tue 7 Nov 2006 |
“United Crisis - Where Do We Go From Here”? screamed the front page headlines of yesterday’s evening Chronicle. The newspaper that claims “to inform, engage, challenge and entertain”. Well they certainly entertain what with their constant contradictions, mistruths, lies and downright propaganda… and Alan Oliver of course, the man with more faces than Mount Rushmore.
But do they inform and challenge? Do they heck as like. They are to Newcastle United what sunderland were to the Premiership last season - a walk over. Instead of asking why there is a crisis at Newcastle United or looking into the mismanagement of the club that has brought United and their fans to their knees they prefer to blame the long since sacked Graeme Souness for wasting money and pointing their fingers at the players, usually the foreign lads.
Conveniently ignoring the fact that it is their big pall and in Oliver’s case hero Freddy Shepherd who signs the cheques that buys these players, negotiates the contracts that sustain their exclusive lifestyles and appoints the likes of Souness to manage them. Meanwhile Shepherd and his fellow board of directors get off scot free despite being responsible for the club’s fortunes on and off the pitch.
On one of the darkest days in the club’s history where all but the foot of the post saved United from propping up the Premiership table as the Magpies lost their 7th Premiership game in 11, a match fans were being ejected from by stewards for chanting “Shepherd Out”, fighting among one another on the stands and Club Captain Scott Parker and Stephen Carr telling pockets of the faithful where to go, the best the Chronicle and its writers could muster up was:
“What the hell has happened since Newcastle were third top three and a half years ago? What is next? Where is the potential saviour? Where is hope?” - John Gibson
“The Newcastle United players have got to look at themselves.” - Alan Oliver
As ever it was left to fans’ texts and comments to point and ask questions of Shepherd, his fellow cohorts in the boardroom and the unqualified, out of his depth manager they chose to appoint on our behalf.
A man who both Chairman and Chronicle continue to claim to be the fans’ choice no less - forgetting the clamour for Ottmar Hitzfeld and Martin O’Neill who ironically topped the Chronicle’s very own poll in 1st and 2nd place respectively, a poll that mysteriously went missing from their website with no explanation.
While fans ask questions and seek their own answers to the club’s problems the Chronicle are happy to sit on the fence and waffle around the more pertinent issues surfacing such as the financial crisis at St. James’ Park, the failures in the transfer market and the fact that since this current board took over the club have went from 2nd in the League to 19th. Aston Villa, a club synonomous with mediocrity until messrs Lerner and O’Neill took over have finished above United in that time more times than not.
When will the Chronicle and their writers start standing up to Newcastle United and telling it how it is - like they also claim to do - instead of skirting around serious issues that are being ignored and replaced with filler-copy and the usual sound bites from “upbeat” managers, “determined” players and “resolute” chairmen.
When the club reported losses of £12m recently, a significant story with untold ramifications, the Chronicle’s own report may as well have been copy and pasted directly from the official website so bereft of analysis and commentary was it.
Meanwhile a long time Newcastle United fan continues to engage and inform the masses by REALLY telling it how it is via his plain english speaking Nufc Finances website, constructed and maintained at a financial and time sapping cost.
But done so nonetheless out of sheer frustration at the lack of true reporting on this issue by the local media who if you were daft enough to look to for factual information, would have you believe that there is plenty of money at the Old Gallowgate which explains this recent beauty by “man in the know” Oliver:
“United’s failure to strengthen their squad in the close season - because of a lack of money - is now coming home to haunt them and all fans can do is hope the situation will be addressed in the January transfer window.”
Lack of money? Only Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs spent more than we did in the summer. £15m is hardly a “lack of money”, and now they’re advocating another spending spree in January… No wonder we are in debt! But then had the Chronicle actually looked into the financial mismanagement, like NUFC Finances have done, they’d know all of this wouldn’t they.
Instead we get the inane waffle of the chairman and manager’s personal friend which in itself is a conflict of interests, and the odd rant from John Gibson, whose mutterings I personally enjoy and whom I regard as a good man and a good journalist.
(One of my fave Toon books was penned by Gibson)
Now I understand the Chronicle are in a precarious position here and have to maintain an amicable relationship with the club but to the point of ignoring the truth, misinterpreting facts and being seen as a mouthpiece of the chairman’s?
Not my words but the words of the Daily Mail. If the national media and United fans can see it, why can’t they themselves?
A few challenges for the Chronicle
To prove that fans wanted Glenn Roeder as manager, a line you continually spin, and if you’re incapable of doing so, to please stop perpetuating this myth.
To look into the finances of Newcastle United like NUFC Finances have done. I’m sure they will allow you to quote from their website.
To look into Belgravia and any other would be interested parties looking to take over Newcastle United, to offer an alternative to Shepherd’s and the Halls - the very things fans are protesting for.
If you have the balls…

The finances web site is mine. I sent the following email to Paul New in November (a previous oben is alluded to:
“18 months ago we exchanged emails regarding the finances web-site I had created. At the time I had had 2000 hits and felt very pleased with myself.
In the intervening 18 months this has risen to 80,000 hits and the site has been quoted in articles in both the Guardian and the Independent.
I saw the flak that Thomson House was taking recently regarding your perceived stance on the club. Most people understand why you have to be
careful with what you say. On Radio 5 this lunch time their match reporter even refered to the Chronicle as the mouth-piece of Freddy Shepherd. I
believe the frustration is with the club not with you.
I would like to ask again for you to link to www.nufc-finances.org.uk. You don’t need to comment, just add it to the list of links. Everyone else has done this, in a public interest sort of way, and a few people have written to me to suggest that you not linking shows your relationship with Shepherd is too close.”
The reply I received was …
“Ian,
Thanks for your email. I don’t think our position on this has changed on terms of a website link.
However, our newsdesk is continuing to monitor developments on the business side at St James’ Park, while we on the sportsdesk try to make sense out of what is going on on the pitch (no easy task in itself these days).
Regards,
Paul New”
So it’s not the fault of the sports desk, its the newsdesk to blame.
Sent in on: December 18th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Martin Phillips, Newcastle-Online has never written a column for the Chronicle, you have mistaken us for some other fanzine - the Mag. We have featured in the Chronicle a few times but no columns.
Sent in on: November 10th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
It is all very well having a pop at the local media but what good will it do? Didn’t this website used to write a column for the Chronicle… sour grapes perhaps?
Sent in on: November 10th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I have it on good authority the reason AO “talked” Roeder up so much in the EC during the summer was because he had a sizeable bet on him at 40/1 to become the next manager. As FFs is just as thick, I actually believe that Shep was taken in by the bullshit.
Sent in on: November 9th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Could somebody ask Mr Roeder why he is not playing Luque? He told Luque to prove himself against Palermo which he did by being in the right place to score the winning goal, then come saturday he is dropped to the bench again, then on tuesday he is sub again. The game goes into extra time and Roeder takes off both his starting attackers and replaces them with left and right wingers. Why oh why is he deliberately taking the mickey out of Luque nevermind this he is not trying excuse. Give the man some respect which he is due and give him a good run out, if he is not doing it after 4 or 5 games then bring him to task.
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Sorry but whilst the Chronicle is a complete waste of time, so is criticising them for not printing what you want them to print. At the end of the day, no-one who buys the Chronicle reads it for any longer than 5 minutes, or any more than 3 pages. With the Chronicle its all about the sport pages and then crappy local stories about grannies cats getting stuck in trees or mackems getting caught bumming their dogs. Its a fucking rag. So, given that their major selling point is football, and the major team in the area is Newcastle, you can see why, from a business point of view at least, they’re gonna do whatever they can to ensure they have a good relationship with the club so they can get their ‘exclusives’.
Rather than rely on some shitty journalists at some pissy rag to make your point (and lets not forget those deplorable text rants - sorry but everyone who texts in is a total cretin with no idea what they’re on about) people should make their point in other ways.
The Italians know a thing or two about how to deal with regimes/teams/players they’re not happy with. Rather than piss fannying on about Alan Oliver et al we should be down the training ground and letting them know exactly how we feel in no uncertain terms.
(Ed: Andy we couldn’t possibly publish your final few lines mate)
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Completely agree with this article.
I’ve emailed the editor and our favourite reporter on a number of occasions. AO is too arrogant to respond to emails from real people, but to his credit, the sports editor did reply…. only to tell me they offer a “balanced view”. RUBBISH!
When I wrote to Luke Edwards (Journal) on his blog, he said he wasn’t allowed to criticise our beloved chairman because he was on his “final warning” having done so in the past. HOW IS THAT JOURNALISM? HOW IS THAT BALANCED? When the club tells the paper what it can and can’t write it becomes the PR department, not a creditable publication. IF you go on his blog today he says in response to one comment:
“You will have noticed I’ve taken some of your comments out, but I’m afraid, as an employee of Newcastle Chronclee and Journal and because of various disciplinary matters, I cannot put up things about the Chronicle’s sympathy towards the Shepherd regime!”
Now you have the AO dream world reporting today:
“Any more of this and Newcastle United supporters will be starting to believe in Father Christmas after another topsy-turvy drama at Vicarage Road.”
He’s trying to convince us that a win against Watford and two wins in the UEFA cup are a reason to be excited - when we’re at the bottom of the table. I suspect he’d remove his own limbs if he thought it could get him any further up Shepherd’s backside.
Boycott the paper; they only sell so many copies because people want to read about the football. Give them 2 weeks of low sales and they’ll have to open their eyes. Sacking Alan Oliver might help as well.
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Don’t buy the Chronicle its a joke! All the info is available on Newsnow, they check the internet for Newcastle United stories every few minutes and relay all the sites! The Chronicle has been a waste of time for years and with people like Alan Oliver at the helm it will continue to do so! Another one of Freddie’s puppets!
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
The Fred Anal Cleansing exercise, is not exclusive to the shameless shower who occupy Thompson House. I had the misfortune of listening to some of that three bell end, tripe on Boro Biased Century radio, the other night and was dismayed to hear Malcolm Macdonald express bewilderment at the fans’ critism of the Portly Pie Eater. “It’s not the fault of the chairman that the club finds itself in this position,†he whined repeatedly, cementing his position in corporate hospitality. I refuse to believe that this fawning buffoon is the same bandy-legged goal machine I hero worshipped as a kid. I can only assume the real Supermac has been abducted by aliens and replaced with this impostor, either that or he’s had his brain removed and a mackem’s put in its place.
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I have to admit I have never bought the Chronicle and never intend on doing so, and as I don’t live in the great North East it would be pretty hard anyway. But I do go onto the IcNewcastle site and read the articles from it and have to agree that it is the biggest load of shite I have ever laid eyes upon. After all that is what people are doing, paying money to buy shit. How does Oliver get paid to bring so much misery and depression into people’s lives, did he ever learn how to be a proper journalist, he can’t even spell properly most of time. All of his and the Chronicle’s story’s are completely innacurate and contradictive of themselves (great example with the manager’s poll they did). Everyone at the Chronicle needs to be relieved of their sad duties and real fans with real passion need to run the paper. Apart from sacking the board you can sack Oliver and throw him out on his whinging ass.
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 9:55 am
John - Wallsend, sorry I think I missed the point you were trying to make, can you explain what you mean? Thanks in advance.
Sent in on: November 8th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Boycott the rag until they start telling the truth.
N.O should also carry a banner reminding members and readers not to buy this piece of toilet paper.
Remember how much damage the Liverpool fans did to to Sun after they published lies about them?
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
This is really taking the piss now, having to beat Watford on sudden death pens (well done Parker on his goal). We need a clearout from top to bottom - GR is shite and Freddy wont go so he says - for god sake next time we should all stand and shout out outside the ground instead of the youngins. We are going down with monkey nuts managing the team and fat lad Freddy is sitting counting the days down to his retirement like Sir John.
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Agree one hundred percent with this all the way. It pisses me off no end how they write how Roeder was the number one choice of fans. The daft shites are so stupid had they checked their own poll results they’d have seen fans wanted MON and Hitzfeld. Roeder wasn’t even being talked about as a manager until it become clear MON didn’t want to go near the club because of the fat man’s reputation for meddling and that was in May.
Freddy says he got thousands of e-mails all saying give it to Roeder did he?
HTT is bang on the money, flies have bigger balls than those so-called journalists.
I loved how all summer Oliver was saying O’Neill is number one choice, the fans man, Freddy’s man and just before Roeder was confirmed, he was saying MON hadn’t even been considered.
Which is it Oliver? Was MON the fans choice or Roeder? Check your own website Oliver and you’ll find loads of quotes from the Chronicle saying MON is the fans choice, Hitzfeld a popular choice etc. etc.
Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story though.
As the official newspaper for the city read by thousands and thousands the Chronicle should take a leaf out of sites like this that don’t have the contacts or press passes they do but still manage to report the truth and give fans the chance to speak out.
I stopped buying it ages ago and none of my mates who go to the match with me do either, because they know how much shit it prints.
When was the last time they criticised the fat man or challenged him on the mess he’s created?
Anyone could write what they do, its easy, as it all reads the same.
Oliver look in the dictionary you’ll find a whole load of new words other than “for”, “United”, “Emerton”, “my sources”, “Lee Clark” etc. etc.
Rant over!
P.S We’ve just scored, slapheed with the goal. GET IN. HOWAY THE LADS!!!
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
The worst thing is you bunch of backing slapping muppets actually believe that you’re right! What a bunch of self deluded, whinging tarts you lot are!
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Good article. There is one point regarding the Chronicle and its reporting that everyone seems to miss, namely that if they spoke the truth, represented the fans views and generally challenged the powers that be at NUFC, then they would sell MORE newspapers, not less. Fans don’t want waste of space exclusives containing sound bites from inane players who will never achieve anything in the game; they want constructive analysis, criticism and debate that may lead to on the field progress and growth off it. Ask any fan and they would rather have an in-depth article about Belgravia than listen to the non-entity that is Shepherd waffle on about how no-one wants to do his job. Balls? They don’t even have the common sense to take a calculated risk to generate more revenue for themselves. They are losers, just like our club under the stewardship of FS. Shepherd needs the Chronicle more than they need him - its just a pity they can’t see that…
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Don’t waste your time writing to Chronicle Sports Editor Paul New or the Chronicle editor Paul Robertson to protest about Alan Oliver’s blatant pro-board, pro-Roeder propaganda. Write to Sly Bailey, the Trinity Mirror Chief Executive, airing your views not only on the Evening Chronicle but their sister publications, The Journal and the Sunday Sun.
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Well said! About time someone had the (pardon the pun) balls to say what you’ve wrote. The Chronicle are nothing but sheep and so are most of their readers. That’s why FFS can get away with it time and time again because he gets his mates at the paper to write about signing a hollywood player and fans fall for it all the time. Ronaldinho, Rooney, the list is endless. I’m still waiting for Brett Emerton!
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Top post HTT.
The Chronicle has been a propaganda machine for FS for too long. I reckon three quarters of the Chronicle readers are NUFC fans, so the only way to stop them spouting this tripe is to hit them in their pockets, and boycott it.
They didn’t have the balls to print their own poll results because FS told them not to, as it would put a spanner in his no frills appointment.
Viva la revolution!!!!
Sent in on: November 7th, 2006 at 5:11 pm