While the papers are currently spending their days trying to make up some great puns about the Newcastle takeover and still not managing to come up with anything better than “CASHley for the Toon”, we are certainly not going to let any transfer rumours slip past our radar.

The obvious hot topic since his unveiling at St James’ Park in 2005 has been Michael Owen’s next club. After his latest return to fitness several papers have linked Owen with a move out. The Times never forgets to mention a claimed release clause of £9m but the truth on that remains unsolved. At the time of Owen’s signing Shepherd denied all talk of a release clause but that has probably convinced no one.

Last week The Sun reported that Owen’s new destination would be Old Trafford and the money moving to Newcastle expected to be around £11m. Tuesday’s Daily Mail suggested that Arsenal are the most likely destination for the striker who will be captaining the England B-team on Friday night against Albania. Apparently Arsene Wenger will be sitting in the crowd so expect a wink or a wave from Owen. Or maybe he’ll just lift up his shirt after scoring and reveal a “£9m and I’m yours” text on his t-shirt. It remains to be seen if Owen even has a decision to make on his future. According to the ramblings of current chairman Freddy Shepherd none of the top four clubs are interested in him. If the decision is there to be made it might be affected by the probable takeover from Mike Ashley. The possibility of increased transfer funds might convince Owen that the place to be next season is St. James’ Park.

Another striker linked with a move away from the club is the Nigerian Obafemi Martins. Tuesday’s The Journal informed us that the Serie B winners Juventus are after United’s top scorer of the season. According to them a price around £10m would be enough for United to let him go after he declared himself unfit before the Watford match. Give the guy a break I say. He was probably just out getting pissed and having a crap on the street corner. Oh wait, that was Dyer. The one who captained the team against Reading…

Antoine Sibierski is also set to leave after failing to get that 2-year deal he demanded. We probably just can’t afford to keep him after we splash the £20m from Owen & Martins on Darren Bent or Michael Chopra. Then there’s Shola Ameobi who, after recovering from a hip operation, will continue his epic journey to learn how to control the ball. The odds are against him on that one to be fair.