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« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2007, 08:22:28 PM »

Give her life. Just for having that mousey/furtive grin. Smile



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« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2007, 08:23:29 PM »

The people at the press conference are f****** laughing. I've never seen anything like this.
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« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2007, 08:25:57 PM »

Give her life. Just for having that mousey/furtive grin. Smile



I should have been a judge. Yes

To be fair, I think the judge has been fantastic over this.  A little hope in a justice system that seems all but lost these days.

The whole family is f***** up.  I learned today, via the news obviously, that they just turn up to restaurants without any cash.  That them being there is enough.  What the f***.  Paris also gets paid to go to clubs, and not a pittance either.  It's f****** sickening.

My only gripe is she isn't made to serve with the rest of the prison population.
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« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2007, 08:29:07 PM »

don't they have probation/prison officers over there? wtf is a sheriff doing deciding if she could be let out
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« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2007, 08:30:30 PM »

Is it not the sherriff of the prison that did so?  No idea how it works over there, but that was my guess.
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« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2007, 08:35:21 PM »

Judge just tossed her back into the clink. Schadenfreude overload on the news channels in the states.

And from me.
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« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2007, 08:36:44 PM »

too many sheriffs in the world tbh, sticking their beaks in the wheels of natural justice and free speech
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« Reply #57 on: June 08, 2007, 08:47:38 PM »

i wounder how paris persuaded him to let her go lyke.
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« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2007, 09:10:52 PM »

This is cracking news.
I was absolutely steaming when I heard she was beng released. This is just funny - especially the bloke on Fox News with the "I Love Paris" hat and the "Let Paris Live" banner. He screamed when the court spokesman todl the press what had happened.

Plus she is a hound. Cant see what all the fuss is about her.... too skinny... to ougly
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« Reply #59 on: June 08, 2007, 09:13:17 PM »

Just put Fox News on. They've got a chopper following the car that she's in on the way back to clink.... Laughing
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« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2007, 09:16:19 PM »

Just put Fox News on. They've got a chopper following the car that she's in on the way back to clink.... Laughing

They've got all the talking heads out in force tonight. This is ridiculous TV. Cannot stop watching.
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« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2007, 09:18:26 PM »

Just put Fox News on. They've got a chopper following the car that she's in on the way back to clink.... Laughing

Brilliant 

Mind the artists drawing from the court was s***. looked nothing like her
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« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2007, 09:22:20 PM »

Just put Fox News on. They've got a chopper following the car that she's in on the way back to clink.... Laughing

Brilliant 

Mind the artists drawing from the court was s***. looked nothing like her

Scrub that first post. They've taken her to a hospital...

Edit: Seems Fox got it wrong..... not for the first time. Wink

She's now making up her bunkbed as we speak.
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« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2007, 09:24:54 PM »

Just put Fox News on. They've got a chopper following the car that she's in on the way back to clink.... Laughing

Brilliant 

Mind the artists drawing from the court was s***. looked nothing like her

Scrub that first post. They've taken her to a hospital...

She had better not be trying to get out of it again.... unless she has topped herself
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« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2007, 10:54:08 PM »

Agree with Bluf, she will be in "special" prison where her hardships will probably be only 300 channels to watch and only 25 games for the PS3.
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« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2007, 10:56:26 PM »

2 f****** days Laughing (or is that 1 and a half)
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« Reply #66 on: June 08, 2007, 10:59:43 PM »

Agree with Bluf, she will be in "special" prison where her hardships will probably be only 300 channels to watch and only 25 games for the PS3.

Oh, they've made no secret of it.  It's for her own protection, and to be honest, I do see why they'd do that.  Her attitude is so f****** stinking to everything, that there'd be plenty lining up to tear her a new one.  But she's basically been all on her own, which I imagine would be a little harsh whoever you are.  I don't think she's getting special "special" treatment though.  They couldn't afford another PR disaster after the last complete balls up.

That said, it couldn't happen to a nicer person.  Her attitude throughout, from the ridiculous swaggers into court to the belief she's really being victimised (after being let off with the offence originally!) has made it all the sweeter.  They should do it to more of them to bring them back down to earth, get that other tramp she does TV shows with. 
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« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2007, 11:08:24 PM »



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« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2007, 11:10:00 PM »

Get in Laughing
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« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2007, 11:10:12 PM »

Get in Laughing

 
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« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2007, 11:12:14 PM »

Think I'll go outside, it's raining here, but at least I know I can go outside whenever the f*** I feel like it.   

Ahahahaha....   Woooo!!!   
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« Reply #71 on: June 08, 2007, 11:12:23 PM »

f*** she put on weight for 3 days on hunger strike
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« Reply #72 on: June 08, 2007, 11:17:17 PM »

Agree with Bluf, she will be in "special" prison where her hardships will probably be only 300 channels to watch and only 25 games for the PS3.

Oh, they've made no secret of it.  It's for her own protection, and to be honest, I do see why they'd do that.  Her attitude is so f****** stinking to everything, that there'd be plenty lining up to tear her a new one.  But she's basically been all on her own, which I imagine would be a little harsh whoever you are.  I don't think she's getting special "special" treatment though.  They couldn't afford another PR disaster after the last complete balls up.

That said, it couldn't happen to a nicer person.  Her attitude throughout, from the ridiculous swaggers into court to the belief she's really being victimised (after being let off with the offence originally!) has made it all the sweeter.  They should do it to more of them to bring them back down to earth, get that other tramp she does TV shows with. 


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« Reply #73 on: June 09, 2007, 12:11:08 AM »

With all the lesbians in there this could be the biggest invasion of Paris since World War II.
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« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2007, 12:17:26 AM »

Thats f****** sick ,is she actually acting like a 3 yearold!! Laughing

This whole Paris Hitlon thing is hilarious, they should make a movie out of it

Then again i guess she taped the whole thing for the next season of "The Simple Life"

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