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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2007, 11:57:02 PM »

You managed to put all that in, but forgot the Rohypnol!
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Are you fellas talking about Shagging 11 year olds again?

Name me one other thing worth talking about.
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2007, 11:57:03 PM »

What the f*** Laughing
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« Reply #27 on: Yesterday at 12:02:09 AM »

Sounds like a fun game in all honesty. Wish I could remember playing it!
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« Reply #28 on: Yesterday at 10:01:28 AM »

Haha, it's not that bad really, she's just being abit of a drama queen!

I was in a bar (dunno which) and I found a dead fly from somewhere, so i thought it'd be hilarious to put it in her drink. So she took a drink and she didnt realise, so then I made it into a game.. I had to get as much crap into her glass (A vodka and coke) without her realising. I finally got caught when I put the chalk from the pool table in. Bad crack! But its not that bad, I mean she's alive, right?


Wrong, a girl was found dead in a Newcastle pub a couple of nights ago and autopsy has revealed that she died choking on a full block of pool chalk.  The autopsy also revealed that the poor lass had somehow managed to swallow a snooker ball, half a snooker cue, 3 pint glasses and a 13 flies. Man the cops will be hot on your trail now you murdering b*stard.
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The planet's EMF is the same frequecy as yours.


« Reply #29 on: Yesterday at 10:11:33 AM »

Haha, it's not that bad really, she's just being abit of a drama queen!

I was in a bar (dunno which) and I found a dead fly from somewhere, so i thought it'd be hilarious to put it in her drink. So she took a drink and she didnt realise, so then I made it into a game.. I had to get as much crap into her glass (A vodka and coke) without her realising. I finally got caught when I put the chalk from the pool table in. Bad crack! But its not that bad, I mean she's alive, right?


Wrong, a girl was found dead in a Newcastle pub a couple of nights ago and autopsy has revealed that she died choking on a full block of pool chalk.  The autopsy also revealed that the poor lass had somehow managed to swallow a snooker ball, half a snooker cue, 3 pint glasses and a 13 flies. Man the cops will be hot on your trail now you murdering b*stard.


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« Reply #30 on: Yesterday at 10:12:23 AM »

Isnt there anything else you could have put in the drink? 
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« Reply #31 on: Yesterday at 11:50:26 AM »

Isnt there anything else you could have put in the drink? 

Hahaha, it was leanne - pure treat for her birthday and that, you know.. I like to spoil her

Haha, it's not that bad really, she's just being abit of a drama queen!

I was in a bar (dunno which) and I found a dead fly from somewhere, so i thought it'd be hilarious to put it in her drink. So she took a drink and she didnt realise, so then I made it into a game.. I had to get as much crap into her glass (A vodka and coke) without her realising. I finally got caught when I put the chalk from the pool table in. Bad crack! But its not that bad, I mean she's alive, right?


Wrong, a girl was found dead in a Newcastle pub a couple of nights ago and autopsy has revealed that she died choking on a full block of pool chalk.  The autopsy also revealed that the poor lass had somehow managed to swallow a snooker ball, half a snooker cue, 3 pint glasses and a 13 flies. Man the cops will be hot on your trail now you murdering b*stard.

Laughing Nothing to do with me, I swear!!
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