It seems to me there are a few of us more than concerned at the possibility of Big Sam Allardyce managing our beloved Toon and while there are a few valid points in and amongst these concerns, most are superficial and need not concern us.

Ex mackem - So what. Only a true cretin would - out of a whole list of plus points - use such a meaningless statistic to rule against someone. He only played 27 games for them, just a few more than Wor Jackie…

Panorama programme - More hyperbole than actual substance. Big Sam has never been charged or found guilty of taking bungs. He’s conducted over 200 transfers in and out since becoming a manager, all those breadcrumbs and nothing but conjecture and accusations says a lot.

Style of football - Firstly it is a bit of a myth that Bolton play shite football. They use the long ball just as much as Chelsea and Liverpool do. Secondly they play better football than we have done over the past few years, as was on show when they beat us at SJP earlier on in the season. Thirdly who gives a shit about being entertained, give me results and success over that all day long. Fat lot of good entertainment has done us over the years anyway. Lastly, you’d have to be an idiot to expect a manager not to be able to adapt something as simple as a pattern of play, given that this manager in particular has been doing it every year he’s been in charge of Bolton. Don’t believe me, ask one of their fans. Furthermore, you don’t sign and play technically gifted players like Campo, Djorkaef, Okocha, Anelka, Diouf and others and actually get them performing if all you are is a “long ball team”.

Attracting top players - The fact this concerns a lot of fans whenever a new manager is up for grabs, says a lot about how some value our trophy players here. I would gladly swap half of our so-called top players, the Duffs, Luques, Parkers and other big money signings for half of Bolton’s team which cost a full total of zero to assemble due to Big Sam’s knack at building a team of a transfer budget of zero effectively. But do not fret because being able to attract top players has never been a problem at Newcastle even for poor managers like Souness and Roeder, now getting them to perform…. that’s what’s important and more of an issue. Money talks, we could have Hitler in charge and we’d be able to buy top players so long as we continue to dangle enough money in their and their clubs’ face which we are experts at doing.

Dealing with pressure/expectations - God, you’d think this is the only club that has to live with pressure and expectations. We create half the pressure ourselves or bring it on ourselves, yet should any manager win a mere League Cup he’d be a king, 6 games to become a King? Hell, he’d get a civic reception if he lost a Final (Dalglish & Gullit). Pressure? Newcastle should be the easiest club in the world to manage. All you need to do is sign trophy players, play attractive football and nearly win something, and you’ll become a messiah. Seriously, the margin of pressure at a club like Bolton and Newcastle is very thin or not that different. At Bolton the pressure is on to stay up, to somehow compete with those around you who are much bigger and have bigger kitties, at Newcastle it’s top 6 and a good cup run (we gave up hope of trophies long ago or should do). By the way - expectations at Bolton under Big Sam (self imposed expectations I might add) top 6 and a good cup run. Same as wors.

Now look at the pros…

Man management skills - check
Tactical acumen - check
Good grasp of worldwide transfer markets - check
Match preparation - check
Motivational skills - check
Good grasp of fitness and diet techniques - check
Improving players - check (made Michael Rickets into an England player)
Spotting unknown talent - check (Ben Haim, their ‘keeper and countless others)
Discipline - check
Bringing through any available youth - check
Improving a club’s all-round status such as league, financial and playing/coaching wise - check
Working with a limited budget - check
Mapping out strategies, plans and future improvements - check
Use of technology to aid players, club and results - check

Nah, not for us.

Once a mackem…
Those bung allegations…
Long ball football…

Big Sam? Yes please!

PS: From the horses mouth…

“If I was a manager of a top club with top players and huge resources, my players would be better than the other team’s players 95 per cent of the time and we’d play a different style to how we do at Bolton, although there would be a lot of core values that I’d want to retain.”