Newcastle crashed and burned for the second successive home game, when Liverpool demolished the North East side 3-0 with ease. The Steven Gerrard show rolled into town while Sam Allardyce was seen again making some strange tactical decisions. Let’s see what the panel thought…


Rich

“Well then, there goes another bemusing day at the office for our beloved Newcastle United.

Am I the only one who thought with Mike Ashley and Sam Allardyce steering this formerly rudderless ship that it might be different to be a member of the Toon Army? Big Sam never said it would be easy, he never said it would come quickly, but surely even he never expected things to turn this sour so fast. “You don’t know what you’re doing” was blasted at him from his own fans, from all four corners of the ground, in scenes that I could scarcely believe I was witnessing. What must have been going through his mind?

In fairness to my less-than-happy peers in St. James’, I can understand where they were coming from. An incredibly odd-looking 3-5-2/3-4-1-2 formation thing began proceedings, with Smith supposedly in behind Viduka and Martins and with Beye and Enrique outside of the shakey Rozehnal - unsurprisingly, it didn’t last long. Quite what James Milner had done to get dropped again puzzles me and quite what Alan Smith had done to justify selection perplexes me even further. It was a very, very odd team selection and one that caused perhaps the most impotent display I’ve seen with my own eyes from our team.

No shots on target… not even a bloody corner… it was unreal stuff. The substitutions were as baffling as the initial selection, the lack of cohesion was sickening and in my opinion only Shay Given and Habib Beye can come out of this game with their heads held high-ish. Were Liverpool even that good? I doubt it… we were just as bad as we’ve been for a long, long time. The commentator on Sky Sports said that he had never witnessed such a one-sided Premiership game in all of his years covering the game… and to be honest I struggled to disagree with the Liverpool-loving, Gerrard-shrieking, Torres-felating b****** for the first time in the game.

I’m not entirely sure where we go from that abortion of a performance, but it’s safe to say that I’m looking forward to a trip to Ewood Park even less than I was prior to this fixture. I suppose all we can hope is that we’ve seen the worst and things can only get better from here… this is Newcastle United, though, and it doesn’t usually work like that. Time to fasten those seatbelts up again and to hold onto your hollyhocks because our rollercoaster isn’t coming to a halt just yet, not by a long chalk…

Man of the Match: Habib Beye”


Tom

“When Allardyce was appointed manager, I was sceptical that he was the right man for the job. As the summer went on and the feelgood factor was rolling, I started coming around to him, and I came away from his talk-in at Shearer’s bar back in July impressed with what he had to say. With the season underway, I felt that some people were being critical too soon and that time was needed for the team to gel and Allardyce to find his feet and get the club sorted.

However, recent performances have increasingly suggested a team with a lack of ideas, with ever-changing formations, and this is exactly what we saw today.

The frustrating thing is that Allardyce has brought good players in, but I wonder with all the formation changes that take place both game to game and within single games whether the players know what they’re supposed to be doing. Today’s game was definitely a case of ‘guess the formation’ with our players looking clueless. We were crying out for Milner, and Allardyce’s decision to put him on the bench was baffling. Shortly into the second half we got our wish, and Milner finally came on… for N’Zogbia of all people!

It was a decision that provoked vociferous cries of ‘you don’t know what you’re doing’ to ring out from the St James’ Park stands, and I believe that this could well be the truth. Allardyce took the job believing he could do here what he had done at Bolton, and he was wrong. Newcastle is a very different animal and he is outside of his comfort zone and doesn’t know what to do.

The ball is in his court. Either he gets an idea - and quick. Or if it really is beyond him, then we need to be looking elsewhere. He was quick to rule himself out of the England job, but perhaps he should reconsider.

Blackburn away next week, and then a midweek home game against Arsenal. I can’t see us getting anything from either game, can any of you?”


Jonny Hall

“My second opinion on this panel, and I have to comment on THAT.

Complete and utter rubbish; as simple as. From the moment Newcastle stepped onto that pitch in a 3-5-2 formation, I knew there was going to be trouble. That was the first tactical mistake Sam made against the ‘Pools and it certainly wasn’t the last.

Where was Geremi supposed to play? Even he didn’t know where he was meant to be half of the time. He kept looking to the dugout with his arms in the air in a “What the hell” fashion only for there to be no reply.

The players didn’t care, there was no urgency and no passion on the pitch. Martins and N’Zogbia were non-existent and the substitutions were woeful. We needed width on the right so Allardyce took off our only other winger for Milner? Half the time it was if he wanted to piss off the fans.

A complete and utter disaster. Allardyce needs to drop this tactical mess, and revert back to basics or he’ll soon be out.

MOTM: Habib Beye - The only man out there who looked like he cared.”

Join us on Friday for the buildup to our trip to Blackburn next week. Fingers crossed for a good-in!