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Well today i woke up with the worlds worst hangover. My lass has had a Sunderland season ticket for years with her mam, dad and brother. Anyway her dad works away for a month every other month. So today she turns round to me in bed and goes "how much do you love me", then she goes "would you do anything for me?". Well i told her i wouldn't wear a Sunderland top for her. She then comes out with the words i never thought she would ever ask. "Well i don't expect you to wear a Sunderland top, but will you come to the match with me today"  "Piss off I can't believe she asked me that. She was trying to play the guilt games by telling me her mam and brother aren't going today (even though they are" so if i wouldn't go shes got nobody to go with. So she gets her mam on the phone and her mams on the phone to me saying "just go and we'll go for a dinner and get a few drinks, none of your mates will ever find out" I'm still in shock. Needless to say i told her there was absolutely no chance. I tried to explain to her mam "its like cheating on your daughter going to watch your s***". They weren't having it like. Am i making a big thing out of nothing? |
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 01:47:00 PM » |
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Not really.
I wouldn't go watch that s*** either.
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 01:51:00 PM » |
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I'd go this one time. You can still have a good day out and watch some football that you don't have to get anxious about. It'd be like a spy mission.
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2007, 02:21:12 PM » |
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I'd go, gives you ammunition for stating just how s*** they actually are.
And you could also just claim you are there to see how Chopra's doing
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 02:21:21 PM » |
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Aye, i'd probably just go and watch the game. Plus she'll owe you one.
Besides, it's not as though you're going to support them, you're just going to sit there and watch the game.
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 02:34:59 PM » |
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Go but get it in writing.
Next time she refuses to let you do that horrifically venal, dirty desire you have on her, just show her the paper.
There's mileage in that one...
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2007, 02:55:02 PM » |
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I can see your points, but i couldn't bring myself to do it. The thought of sitting there for 90 minutes amongst all them funny accents isn't very appealing. Another problem would be if Fulham scored i'd probably struggle to keep my amusement in and if Newcastle are winning when the scores are read out i'd probably shout without thinking.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 03:21:50 PM » |
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I can see your points, but i couldn't bring myself to do it. The thought of sitting there for 90 minutes amongst all them funny accents isn't very appealing. Another problem would be if Fulham scored i'd probably struggle to keep my amusement in and if Newcastle are winning when the scores are read out i'd probably shout without thinking. Spot on leazes end. I would go simply to passify any later "legal" trouble, but to keep my button shut once they're hit with a goal would be almost impossible! I'd leave with a bust lip, so would she! And by the way, (off the football forum i know) i heard Roy turned down the Ireland job! Not surprised! Sorry to exact dishonour on THIS site, but i always said he would be a great successor to Alex Ferguson, and he's done a great job at makem world! When he kicked off at Mcarthy during the world cup, I would have loved to be in the dressing room. He don't take no sh1t, and thats what a manager needs. ROCK HARD BOLLOCKS! (shame aboot their current form tho  ) |
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2007, 03:23:21 PM » |
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You could have went there, stood up when Sunderland started losing, and sang "Are you Sunderland? Are you Sunderland? Are you Sunderland in disguse?" |
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 05:26:25 PM » |
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Mine is from Washy but hates us, yet she doesn't support Sunderland either. Her sister however does have a season ticket for us, think I've picked the wrong sister.  |
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2007, 05:31:23 PM » |
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Mine is from Washy but hates us, yet she doesn't support Sunderland either. Her sister however does have a season ticket for us, think I've picked the wrong sister. Sisters! phwoar! Choose the wrongun!!  |
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2007, 05:44:55 PM » |
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So she rings me at about 4:40: Her: "What's the Newcastle score" Me: "getting beat 2-1, their player scored with his first touch" Her "ahahahahha" Me: "What you laughing at, you are getting beat of f****** Fulham at home" Her: "I know, we've left the ground already, its absolutely s****, i'm glad youse are getting beat though, it makes it a bit better" Me: "Well its not full time yet anyway" blah blah end of call 5 minutes later Her: "haha 1-1 i'm gonna laugh at you all neet about this and take the piss out of you during match of the day" Me: "1-1 against Fulham at home, f****** s****, youse are gan down" Her: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaatever loser, 1-1 haha bye" f****** mackems eh |
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2007, 05:53:01 PM » |
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That conversation made my eyes bleed.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 08:31:33 PM » |
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So she rings me at about 4:40: Her: "What's the Newcastle score" Me: "getting beat 2-1, their player scored with his first touch" Her "ahahahahha" Me: "What you laughing at, you are getting beat of f****** Fulham at home" Her: "I know, we've left the ground already, its absolutely s****, i'm glad youse are getting beat though, it makes it a bit better" Me: "Well its not full time yet anyway" blah blah end of call 5 minutes later Her: "haha 1-1 i'm gonna laugh at you all neet about this and take the piss out of you during match of the day" Me: "1-1 against Fulham at home, f****** s****, youse are gan down" Her: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaatever loser, 1-1 haha bye" f****** mackems eh s*** on her chest when she's sleeping. |
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2007, 08:46:28 PM » |
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It was s*** so she walked out ffs mackems all over |
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