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« on: October 27, 2007, 12:33:42 PM » |
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Honey. It's manufactured by bees. Think about it.
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 01:06:05 PM » |
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Wow.
What about Cochineal food colouring? Crushed beetles. How does that work?
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Keefaz
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 01:12:05 PM » |
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Wow.
What about Cochineal food colouring? Crushed beetles. How does that work?
That's different. Tiny insects go out and gather nectar and turn it into honey! Just for us! I'm sure this is definite proof that evolution is nonsense. |
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2007, 01:22:01 PM » |
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Wow.
What about Cochineal food colouring? Crushed beetles. How does that work?
That's different. Tiny insects go out and gather nectar and turn it into honey! Just for us! I'm sure this is definite proof that evolution is nonsense. The promised land was the 'land flowing with milk and honey', you coud be on to something Keet. |
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 01:22:16 PM » |
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I hadnt thought of it that way Keefaz son, you could be right; evolution is nonsense. Bees prove it. The promised land was the 'land flowing with milk and honey', Hey so is Muslim Paradise. Bloody hell that clinches it for me. |
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 01:34:13 PM » |
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I know a vicar who kept bees. Further evidence that Bees are God's creation and f*** all to do with evolution.
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Keefaz
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2007, 01:34:45 PM » |
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Having said that, I'm quite happy to form a bee-based religion. We could get together on a Sunday, wear big bee-head costumes, do little bee dances for half an hour. Then we sit around eating honey-based foodstuffs, have a bit of a gossip, then go for a nap.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 01:40:14 PM » |
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Having said that, I'm quite happy to form a bee-based religion. We could get together on a Sunday, wear big bee-head costumes, do little bee dances for half an hour. Then we sit around eating honey-based foodstuffs, have a bit of a gossip, then go for a nap.
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2007, 01:41:45 PM » |
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I don't like the way it makes my fingers all sticky though.
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Keefaz
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 01:48:06 PM » |
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I don't like the way it makes my fingers all sticky though.
Perhaps you could don the ancient, sacred Venerable Honey Gauntlets? |
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2007, 01:49:09 PM » |
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I don't like the way it makes my fingers all sticky though.
Perhaps you could don the ancient, sacred Venerable Honey Gauntlets? Steady you'll get him all excited. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2007, 02:37:33 PM » |
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All the other religions and atheists will call us 'The Bumblers'.
Cool name; I'm in.
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2007, 03:06:24 PM » |
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Out of interest, does honey actually serve any purpose to bees?
If it doesn't then it's a rather existentialist life for them.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 03:30:44 PM » |
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very unusual thread Keef, like it! Tho i've sat for 20 minutes and can't think of your result. Is it sweet and sting?
Anyhoo, speaking of bees', when will Glastonbury introduce a Bees Gees tribute? They deserve it after that famous walk off from Clive Anderson Talks Back, and that was years ago!
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2007, 06:17:23 PM » |
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very unusual thread Keef, like it! Tho i've sat for 20 minutes and can't think of your result. Is it sweet and sting?
Anyhoo, speaking of bees', when will Glastonbury introduce a Bees Gees tribute? They deserve it after that famous walk off from Clive Anderson Talks Back, and that was years ago!
I've got a hat like Pootle. https://rapidshare.com/files/65590601/theflumps.zip.html |
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« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2007, 01:15:09 PM » |
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Having said that, I'm quite happy to form a bee-based religion. We could get together on a Sunday, wear big bee-head costumes, do little bee dances for half an hour. Then we sit around eating honey-based foodstuffs, have a bit of a gossip, then go for a nap.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2007, 01:38:12 PM » |
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I love Jon's sense of humour man.
I liken it to that of my 5 year old niece.
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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2007, 01:50:37 PM » |
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I love Jon's sense of humour man.
I liken it to that of my 5 year old niece.
She sounds very funny |
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