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« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2007, 05:42:08 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited.  No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now.  All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"...  Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" |
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« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2007, 05:44:27 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited. No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now. All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"... Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" I still after all these years look forward to that scene.  |
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« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2007, 06:26:37 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited. No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now. All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"... Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" I still after all these years look forward to that scene. Same here chap but, and maybe this is quite sad, for me it's the combination of dialogue AND the music playing in the background. Know what music it is Parkchap or is that just a silly question? |
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"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
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« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2007, 06:34:09 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited. No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now. All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"... Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" I still after all these years look forward to that scene. Same here chap but, and maybe this is quite sad, for me it's the combination of dialogue AND the music playing in the background. Know what music it is Parkchap or is that just a silly question? Same here...As you say the whole ambience of the scene is perfect inc the suits etc..The music? Isn't is a 70's number? Italianesque stylee or some other kitsch moment in pop history...I forget... |
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« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2007, 06:35:17 PM » |
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That's three times today I've held a door open for people and they've completely blanked me as they walk on by.
The next person to pull this s*** with me might find the door repeatedly slammed into their head against the frame.
Not really, I'm soft as s****.
Are you the door opener? Aye, in Coventry! That's a thought, it must be bloody quiet in Coventry. I see your obsession of running up and holding doors for people an attempt to get attention.   My biggest fault, my excessive deference to anyone and everyone. You defer cause you want to remain hidden...You have something to protect...a secret. |
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« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2007, 06:46:20 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited. No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now. All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"... Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" I still after all these years look forward to that scene. Same here chap but, and maybe this is quite sad, for me it's the combination of dialogue AND the music playing in the background. Know what music it is Parkchap or is that just a silly question? Same here...As you say the whole ambience of the scene is perfect inc the suits etc..The music? Isn't is a 70's number? Italianesque stylee or some other kitsch moment in pop history...I forget... None other than Donovan chap. A rather marvellous song by the title of 'Atlantis'...... |
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Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2007, 07:01:11 PM » |
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Right, next time. ...I'm actually quite excited. No wonder you like Bob Dylan. It's all coming together now. All I really wanna do, is baby be friends with you. I think you need to be a bit more.."Get you f****** shoe shinning kit"... Ha....good old Billy Batz eh? "Get yer f*cking shoe shine box Tommy" "What is it? I amuse you...I'm here to make you laugh...What!? I'm a funny guy?....I make you laugh.... "Funny? Funy how? Funny like a clown? How the f*** am I funny?" I still after all these years look forward to that scene. Same here chap but, and maybe this is quite sad, for me it's the combination of dialogue AND the music playing in the background. Know what music it is Parkchap or is that just a silly question? Same here...As you say the whole ambience of the scene is perfect inc the suits etc..The music? Isn't is a 70's number? Italianesque stylee or some other kitsch moment in pop history...I forget... None other than Donovan chap. A rather marvellous song by the title of 'Atlantis'...... I'll look out for it next time. I was close..."Pretty kitsch".. |
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« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2007, 07:02:25 PM » |
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« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2007, 07:19:41 PM » |
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« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2007, 07:37:40 PM » |
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« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2007, 07:39:50 PM » |
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« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2007, 08:01:34 PM » |
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« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2007, 09:00:42 PM » |
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« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2007, 09:01:07 PM » |
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I tend to find "Get to f*** you patronising c***-faced, paedophile, donkey-bothering, arse-f****** w******" works a treat. Wrong thread. https://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=46317.0 |
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« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2007, 09:37:54 PM » |
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The door-opening thing is simple.
If someone says "thank you," or smiles or whatever, I'll quite happily hold the door open for them next time. If not, I won't. The only way for them to win back door-holding privelege in future is to hold the door open for me at some point.
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« Reply #66 on: October 24, 2007, 09:57:06 PM » |
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americans are generally really polite...but not in california, rude as f*** and incredibly snobby. held a door open for a woman once and she just said, with her nose in the air "they're automatic doors". no they're not bitch, otherwise i wouldnt have to push it open or hold it would i you silly fuckin plastic-faced cow... is what i should've said, but i said nothing.  Why bother talking a simple "Baresi" from behind normally does the trick I find. |
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« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2007, 06:30:42 PM » |
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on the door opening, i always,if not acknowladged, say loudly so they have to hear me," no,no,my pleasure,fuckwit"
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« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2007, 10:29:01 PM » |
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Was browsing some jams at the supermarkt today and I stepped aside to let a fella past with his buggy and he didn't say nowt. I glared at him as he walked by but he didn't even notice. People with pushchairs think they own the f****** world.
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« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2007, 10:48:27 PM » |
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The door-opening thing is simple.
If someone says "thank you," or smiles or whatever, I'll quite happily hold the door open for them next time. If not, I won't. The only way for them to win back door-holding privelege in future is to hold the door open for me at some point.
Or, you could grab them by the throat as they walk past having not said thank you, drag them kicking and - hopefully - screaming back outside and say: "now do it properly you t***!!". Then go back inside and hold the door for them again, when they go to walk through, don't wait for them to not say thank you again and just smash the fucker into their face. Finally, open the door once more, step over their lifeless body, mutter something barely audible about them learning their f****** lesson and amble of down the street chuckling to yourself. |
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« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2007, 11:09:32 PM » |
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Was browsing some jams at the supermarkt today and I stepped aside to let a fella past with his buggy and he didn't say nowt. I glared at him as he walked by but he didn't even notice. People with pushchairs think they own the f****** world.
I've seen them uproot 7 people so they can sit and feed their 'pastie-baby' from the comfort of the pushchair part of the bus. They need a bullet tbh. |
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« Reply #71 on: October 26, 2007, 12:18:26 AM » |
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next time i hold a door open and the person behind doesnt acknowledge i will sarcastically say "youre welcome"
next time i let a car out and they dont acknowledge i will follow them and ram them off the road
next time i help an old lady across the road and she doesnt say thanks i will grab her handbag throw it back across the road and say serves you right you old goat
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« Reply #72 on: October 26, 2007, 01:07:25 AM » |
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americans are generally really polite...but not in california, rude as f*** and incredibly snobby. held a door open for a woman once and she just said, with her nose in the air "they're automatic doors". no they're not bitch, otherwise i wouldnt have to push it open or hold it would i you silly fuckin plastic-faced cow... is what i should've said, but i said nothing. That's just unbelievable. What a f****** bitch. I've not spent much time in California, but in my experience American Southerners are polite, but always come off as insincere because of their strange accents. Northerners (especially New York, Boston etc.) have no manners at all. |
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« Reply #73 on: October 26, 2007, 01:08:12 AM » |
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next time i hold a door open and the person behind doesnt acknowledge i will sarcastically say "youre welcome"
next time i let a car out and they dont acknowledge i will follow them and ram them off the road
next time i help an old lady across the road and she doesnt say thanks i will grab her handbag throw it back across the road and say serves you right you old goat
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« Reply #74 on: October 26, 2007, 01:42:56 AM » |
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The door-opening thing is simple.
If someone says "thank you," or smiles or whatever, I'll quite happily hold the door open for them next time. If not, I won't. The only way for them to win back door-holding privelege in future is to hold the door open for me at some point.
Sounds like something Blade would do. Or, you could grab them by the throat as they walk past having not said thank you, drag them kicking and - hopefully - screaming back outside and say: "now do it properly you t***!!". Then go back inside and hold the door for them again, when they go to walk through, don't wait for them to not say thank you again and just smash the fucker into their face. Finally, open the door once more, step over their lifeless body, mutter something barely audible about them learning their f****** lesson and amble of down the street chuckling to yourself. |
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