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Reet am at work and bored. Whats the best insult you have dished out, who to, why and what was it? Can you come up with a supercrazy mad insult? for example "you filthy cock knocking monkey jizz juggler" Use that one when an old lady bumps into you in the street. My fav insult is a plain old "cock" When someone wrongs me. Wor lass hates it.  |
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Paul Merson is a fat sh!t.
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Northerngimp
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 04:06:56 PM » |
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Misreable fckers, carry on talking about depression and sore throats.
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Paul Merson is a fat sh!t.
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Would you?
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 04:08:11 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 04:08:59 PM » |
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Paul Merson is a fat sh!t.
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 04:09:26 PM » |
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Shut it you f****** gimp.
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Northerngimp
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 04:10:34 PM » |
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Poor insult.
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Paul Merson is a fat sh!t.
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^^ Stadium Of Shight
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 04:25:25 PM » |
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Poor insult.
You spent the first 9 months of your life dodging a coat hanger, you ugly c***. How's that? |
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I gave up the dog because I like PUSSY-cats.
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Yes please.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 04:25:28 PM » |
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"You're ugly" would be the harshest insult to receive, I imagine.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 04:27:40 PM » |
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"You're ugly" would be the harshest insult to receive, I imagine. depends if you can bounce it back tho "I wasn't to ugly for your mother last night tho!" Bang |
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 04:30:01 PM » |
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"You're ugly" would be the harshest insult to receive, I imagine. depends if you can bounce it back tho "I wasn't to ugly for your mother last night tho!" Bang You can counter that with: "Me mum's dead, me dad and I share yours". |
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I gave up the dog because I like PUSSY-cats.
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 04:30:58 PM » |
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"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!!" -Classic
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I gave up the dog because I like PUSSY-cats.
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 04:50:09 PM » |
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You have gonnorhea. i swear.
then yawn and walk away
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 05:12:36 PM » |
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expand “cock” to “cock breath” – a lot more sophisticated!
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Oasis are s****, So is Gejon.
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 05:55:06 PM » |
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My ICT teacher (seeing I had done no work in his class) said to me " 'Hard worker?' pah!" I'd love to see you cope doing one days hard labour on a building site" and I said to him: "...and I'd love to see you in a shallow grave" He just spluttered and walked off  |
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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2007, 06:03:19 PM » |
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are you called thrush?
cos your a right irritating c***.
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« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2007, 06:04:32 PM » |
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"You're ugly" would be the harshest insult to receive, I imagine. depends if you can bounce it back tho "I wasn't to ugly for your mother last night tho!" Bang You can counter that with: "Me mum's dead, me dad and I share yours". First part is class, second one is just an insult to yourself in a way, IMO. |
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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2007, 06:22:58 PM » |
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Had a fight with my mate
Him: " Hows about you say that to my face you c***"
me: " I would but im little homophobic"
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Sexy, what's wrong with being sexy?
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« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2007, 06:48:14 PM » |
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"I f***** your dad" is always a good retort I felt.
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« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2007, 08:13:53 PM » |
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Insults are cheap,its actions that count,throwing insults around without beeing able to front it out,means you,re a
gobby so and so and one day it,ll come on top for you.saying that i see plenty of insults on here so i take it there,s
a few gobbys on here safe in the knowledge it,s the internet and your safe...says it all really doesnt it.!!!
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« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2007, 08:34:21 PM » |
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Insults are cheap,its actions that count,throwing insults around without beeing able to front it out,means you,re a
gobby so and so and one day it,ll come on top for you.saying that i see plenty of insults on here so i take it there,s
a few gobbys on here safe in the knowledge it,s the internet and your safe...says it all really doesnt it.!!!
Kenton is the toughest 16 year-old ever |
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« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2007, 08:46:55 PM » |
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"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!!" -Classic
George Costanza was wrong too!! |
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don't jude other people, or you may get judged yourself!
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« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2007, 08:57:18 PM » |
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To me, the best form of insult is the child format.
If someone makes a comment to me, I simply repeat what they say, but in a spasticated way, and then shout "What!"
Other child format insults could include:
"I know you are, but what am I?"
The repeater classic - "You still wet the bed!"
"You still wet the bed!"
"why you saying what I say?"
"why you saying what I say?"
"stop it you baby!"
"Stop it you baby!"
"You smell!"
"You smell!"
"No YOU smell!"
"No YOU sme............... SMACK
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don't jude other people, or you may get judged yourself!
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« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2007, 09:02:36 PM » |
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"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!!" -Classic
"Well I had sex with your wife!" |
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« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2007, 09:07:57 PM » |
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"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!!" -Classic
"Well I had sex with your wife!" "The ocean called, its running out of shrimp!" |
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