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« on: October 19, 2007, 09:01:33 PM » |
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2007, 09:06:49 PM » |
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That's rather sad.
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Piss + Watergun = Weapon of mass destruction
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 09:06:58 PM » |
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NUFC ratings based on all-time NUFC form.
Ashley - 7, Mort - 6
Allardyce - 6
Given - 7.5, Harper - 6.5, Krul - 5.1
Carr - 2, Beye - 5, Taylor - 5.5, Rozehnal - 5.5, Cacapa - 6.5, Faye - 6, Ramage - 4, Edgar - 5, Babayaro - 2, Enrique - 5.5
Geremi - 5.5, Butt - 6, Emre - 5.5, Smith - 5, Barton - 5, Milner - 6.5, N'Zogbia - 7, Duff - 4.5, Pattison - 4.5
Owen - 6, Martins - 7, Viduka - 5.5, Ameobi - 6, Carroll - 5
Recent Changes:
Allardyce - Down 0.5 for poor away mentality.
N.B. New arrivals start at 5, recent performances carry stronger weighting, and lengthly spells on the sideline injured can reduce rating.
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 09:07:43 PM » |
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That's rather sad.
They're actually releasing it as a single  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2007, 09:15:04 PM » |
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Brilliant!  |
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2007, 09:57:02 PM » |
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Funny as fk.  Use vixy.net to snatch it in a variety of formats. Just got it as an mp3 & ipod vid.  |
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2007, 10:38:57 PM » |
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If you are reading this signature it means i have posted some s**** on the forum.
Sorry.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2007, 10:42:25 PM » |
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Class! can anyone copy that song and send me it? if so p/m me please
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2007, 11:30:12 PM » |
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That's rather sad.
Which? |
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I gave up the dog because I like PUSSY-cats.
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 08:36:19 AM » |
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Love the song someone typed:
This year up
Next year down
Roy Keane likes to w*** his hound with a nick nack paddy whack
he gives his dog a w***
Roy Keane's still a f****** manc!
Specky - Get the passed to your fellow Citeh fans
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2007, 08:49:46 AM » |
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if he had a cat he'd probably w*** that
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2007, 10:16:52 AM » |
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I laughed at it, and then realised that I wasn't laughing with the joke, I was laughing more at the fact that someones took the time and effort to compile that s****. Keano does still w*** his dogs though.
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2007, 12:11:39 PM » |
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The original song is 'Keano, he wanks his dog y'know'
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2007, 12:22:20 PM » |
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The dodgy smoggie accent spoils it.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2007, 09:09:53 AM » |
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1 I heard in Reading, to the tune of Park Park
Keano wherever you may be
You w*** dogs in your own country
you could be worse
you could be a smog
wanking kids instead of your dog
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Weve got tius bramble hes better than sol campbell nananana
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 09:16:56 AM » |
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Smoggie fools, but it is funny.. Ripped it, anyone wants it gimme a shout on MSN [email protected]8.19 MB mp3 |
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 10:59:31 AM » |
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That is brilliant.  |
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 11:39:22 AM » |
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 11:53:04 AM » |
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#Embarrassing, I find this chant embarrassing#
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 01:32:42 PM » |
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Cringeworthy
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going" |
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2007, 05:24:21 PM » |
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#Embarrassing, I find this chant embarrassing#
keano wanks his labrador duh duh duh duh duh tune ring of fire |
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