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Towelie
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« on: May 16, 2007, 01:37:21 AM »
I've just come home from a bar (quite pissed) and I met this girl that I don't like at all but she clearly liked me. She says she was not pissed at all, and she even chose me over another bloke (which clearly wanted her). I gave her my numer and my email and the very last thing she said to me was "speak to you tomorrow".
Now, what the f*** to I do?! I played the Mr Niceguy all night and don't want to tell her to f*** off tomorrow...
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cause we represent a truth son,
That changes by the hour,
And when you open to it,
For nobility is power,
In that shifting form you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that god is strange
...
Talk to strangers
When the family fails and friends led you astray
And buddah laughs and jesus weeps and turns out god is gay.
As angels in disguise love can come in many forms,
The hallways of your projects or the fat girl in your dorm,
And when you finally take the time to see what they’re about
Perhaps you find they’re lonely or their wisdom trips you out
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Hello. Nice to meet you.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 01:39:07 AM »
You could just..not answer?
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Let's hug it out bitch
Towelie
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 01:42:49 AM »
Quote from: Kasper on May 16, 2007, 01:39:07 AM
You could just..not answer?
Aye i suppose. I payed her cab home and everything though. Don't ask me why, I just felt I had to keep being the nice bloke throughout the night. f***, why is it that once you meet a girl that actually likes you, you don't want her?!
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cause we represent a truth son,
That changes by the hour,
And when you open to it,
For nobility is power,
In that shifting form you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that god is strange
...
Talk to strangers
When the family fails and friends led you astray
And buddah laughs and jesus weeps and turns out god is gay.
As angels in disguise love can come in many forms,
The hallways of your projects or the fat girl in your dorm,
And when you finally take the time to see what they’re about
Perhaps you find they’re lonely or their wisdom trips you out
Apisith
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM »
A Finnish giving out relationship advice to a Swede on a predominantly 'English' football forum Laughing

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Howay the lads!
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 01:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Apisith on May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
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Cry laughing
Tbh, I wouldn't even think about asking if I wasn't pissed. Also, I probably won't listen, I just wanted to share how f***** off I am with myself atm Laughing
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cause we represent a truth son,
That changes by the hour,
And when you open to it,
For nobility is power,
In that shifting form you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that god is strange
...
Talk to strangers
When the family fails and friends led you astray
And buddah laughs and jesus weeps and turns out god is gay.
As angels in disguise love can come in many forms,
The hallways of your projects or the fat girl in your dorm,
And when you finally take the time to see what they’re about
Perhaps you find they’re lonely or their wisdom trips you out
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 01:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Apisith on May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
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don't we have someone from indionisia telling us that as well?



i thought bad looking swedes didn't exist.
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Hello. Nice to meet you.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 01:51:20 AM »
Quote from: Optomystyc Nyt on May 16, 2007, 01:47:48 AM
Quote from: Apisith on May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
A Finnish giving out relationship advice to a Swede on a predominantly 'English' football forum Laughing

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don't we have someone from indionisia telling us that as well?



i thought bad looking swedes didn't exist.

Yeah you could say that. But most are thick as f***:

Quote from: Towelie on May 16, 2007, 01:42:49 AM
I payed her cab home and everything though. Don't ask me why, I just felt I had to keep being the nice bloke throughout the night.

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Let's hug it out bitch
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 01:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Optomystyc Nyt on May 16, 2007, 01:47:48 AM
Quote from: Apisith on May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
A Finnish giving out relationship advice to a Swede on a predominantly 'English' football forum Laughing

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don't we have someone from indionisia telling us that as well?



i thought bad looking swedes didn't exist.
My father is a Geordie, mate, if that'd explain the situation? Wink
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cause we represent a truth son,
That changes by the hour,
And when you open to it,
For nobility is power,
In that shifting form you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that god is strange
...
Talk to strangers
When the family fails and friends led you astray
And buddah laughs and jesus weeps and turns out god is gay.
As angels in disguise love can come in many forms,
The hallways of your projects or the fat girl in your dorm,
And when you finally take the time to see what they’re about
Perhaps you find they’re lonely or their wisdom trips you out
Apisith
(Final Warning: Casting Doubt Over Andy's Harmfulness - Expires 25/05/10)
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 02:12:19 AM »
Quote from: Optomystyc Nyt on May 16, 2007, 01:47:48 AM
Quote from: Apisith on May 16, 2007, 01:43:38 AM
A Finnish giving out relationship advice to a Swede on a predominantly 'English' football forum Laughing

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don't we have someone from Thailand telling us that as well?



i thought bad looking swedes didn't exist.

Wink FYP

Although technically I'm sitting in Coventry typing this, meaning it's okay for me to say so.
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Howay the lads!
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 07:14:45 AM »
Quote from: Towelie on May 16, 2007, 01:37:21 AM
I've just come home from a bar (quite pissed) and I met this girl that I don't like at all but she clearly liked me. She says she was not pissed at all, and she even chose me over another bloke (which clearly wanted her). I gave her my numer and my email and the very last thing she said to me was "speak to you tomorrow".
Now, what the f*** to I do?! I played the Mr Niceguy all night and don't want to tell her to f*** off tomorrow...

The raw meat-eating Neanderthal advice would be to use her for sex until she gets jack of it and pisses off Laughing

The sensitive advice requires a few questions being answered, such as:

a) You say you met this girl tonight - is she part of an extended social circle, or a random girl? In other words, if you are forced to be... harsh in your rejection of her, will there be social consequences for you?

b) You say you don't like her at all - any particular reason? Looks, personalilty? In other words, is she so bad you can't go on a few dates with her just to prove there is nothing there?

c) You say there was another lad who liked her but she went for you - did you show indifference to her on the night, and this could be what attracted her to you? In my experience some chicks dig a challenge, so if you turn on the affection she might run!

Okay, that's enough of that Dr Phil s***... I'm sorry, I'm trying to avoid writing an essay Laughing
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 07:17:59 AM »
Towelie is probably just a bit nervous about losing his virginity.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 10:01:33 AM »
Have you checked if you still have your wallet?
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 10:40:10 AM »
i don't see a problem here.. sounds like she likes you and you don't care.. so you can either take advantage of that and have a 5 hour amphetamine-induced orgy or if she's really not attractive you can always tell her to f*** off
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 12:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Towelie on May 16, 2007, 01:42:49 AM
Quote from: Kasper on May 16, 2007, 01:39:07 AM
You could just..not answer?
Aye i suppose. I payed her cab home and everything though. Don't ask me why, I just felt I had to keep being the nice bloke throughout the night. f***, why is it that once you meet a girl that actually likes you, you don't want her?!
She got nee tits like?  Get her shagged.
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f*** off Kingdawson you c***
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 05:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Stevie on May 16, 2007, 12:02:03 PM
Quote from: Towelie on May 16, 2007, 01:42:49 AM
Quote from: Kasper on May 16, 2007, 01:39:07 AM
You could just..not answer?
Aye i suppose. I payed her cab home and everything though. Don't ask me why, I just felt I had to keep being the nice bloke throughout the night. f***, why is it that once you meet a girl that actually likes you, you don't want her?!
She got nee tits like?  Get her shagged.
She rather had too big tits as she was slightly overweight. I'm just hoping she won't call or anyting. Good thing is, whatever happens, I haven't f***** anything up Big Grin btw, locking this stupid pisshead thread now
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cause we represent a truth son,
That changes by the hour,
And when you open to it,
For nobility is power,
In that shifting form you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that god is strange
...
Talk to strangers
When the family fails and friends led you astray
And buddah laughs and jesus weeps and turns out god is gay.
As angels in disguise love can come in many forms,
The hallways of your projects or the fat girl in your dorm,
And when you finally take the time to see what they’re about
Perhaps you find they’re lonely or their wisdom trips you out
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