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GeordieMessiah
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« on: March 03, 2007, 11:41:48 AM »

I'd be particularly interested in GeJon's perspective on this thorny issue!  Laughs
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 12:08:28 PM »

why would you take a coat or umbrella on the piss?
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 12:12:46 PM »

why would you take a coat or umbrella on the piss?

Exactly. Women only tbh.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 12:14:04 PM »

why would you take a coat or umbrella on the piss?

Exactly. Women only tbh.

...claims he ditched it at the first pub he went to last night...

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 12:17:12 PM »

if i brought an umbrella on ths piss i'd end up getting too drunk (again) and hitting people/stuff with it.

Plus, i'd be a homosexual.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 12:32:53 PM »

I wore a coat and had an umbrella, left my man bag at home though.
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 12:46:35 PM »

For younger members of this board...Beware if you find yourself itching to go out with an umbrella/coat/feather hat...These are not good signs.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 02:35:55 PM »

why would you take a coat or umbrella on the piss?

Exactly. Women only tbh.
Even I don't take an umbrella when I go out. Just gets in the way. If I saw a man standing at the bar with an umbrella I would be very unimpressed and stay well clear of him!
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2007, 02:36:50 PM »

you would stay well clear if a man had an umbrella? Laughing Bit drastic is it not?
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2007, 02:39:17 PM »

you would stay well clear if a man had an umbrella? Laughing Bit drastic is it not?
Only if he had it in a pub whilst he was meant to be on a night out with his friends. Laughing

Why like Jon, do you make a habit of taking an umbrella and mac with you?
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2007, 02:42:21 PM »

I took one out last night, hence this thread Smile

Im not being funny but im sure im not the only one of the forum that does something to their hair before they go out? Or the only person on the forum who doesnt want to go into a club with their hair stuck to their head looking like a drowned rat?
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2007, 02:46:22 PM »

I took one out last night, hence this thread Smile

Im not being funny but im sure im not the only one of the forum that does something to their hair before they go out? Or the only person on the forum who doesnt want to go into a club with their hair stuck to their head looking like a drowned rat?
You should get one of those rainhats that old grannies wear. Would keep your hair nice and dry  Laughing
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2007, 02:47:04 PM »

Aye.
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2007, 02:48:49 PM »

Aye.
You already wear one don't you?  {$default_grin_smiley}
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GeJon
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2007, 02:56:12 PM »

Yes.
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2007, 02:57:06 PM »

Yes.
Sexy!  Cry laughing
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GeJon
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2007, 02:57:34 PM »

I know.
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2007, 03:03:48 PM »

Biggest irony of the night was my mate (who was taking the piss out of me taking an umbrella) fell over when he was running to get into the club out of the rain, ripped his favourite jeans, bruised/cut his leg and was completely drenched down one side when we got into the club. Where as I looked a "tit" for the 2 mins walking to the club he looked like one for the rest of the night.

Karma, fact! Laughing
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2007, 03:24:59 PM »

I took one out last night, hence this thread Smile

Im not being funny but im sure im not the only one of the forum that does something to their hair before they go out? Or the only person on the forum who doesnt want to go into a club with their hair stuck to their head looking like a drowned rat?

Thats right, you're the resident gay boy.
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2007, 03:27:53 PM »

Irony Smile
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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2007, 03:32:13 PM »

I took one out last night, hence this thread Smile

Im not being funny but im sure im not the only one of the forum that does something to their hair before they go out? Or the only person on the forum who doesnt want to go into a club with their hair stuck to their head looking like a drowned rat?

Thats right, you're the resident gay boy.
  Laughing
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2007, 03:38:16 PM »

Come on now grown ups talking, try this

https://www.popworld.com/pages/home
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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2007, 03:44:41 PM »

Come on now grown ups talking, try this

https://www.popworld.com/pages/home
They're just jealous of you really Wink
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GeJon
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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2007, 03:49:08 PM »

Yes.
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2007, 03:49:54 PM »

Like f***.
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