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DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
I'm not going to beat around the bush here, so I'll just say it. The new scheme (Is "scheme" the word I'm looking for? It should be) is making my eyeballs jump out of their sockets and scream "GET IT AWAY FROM ME ANDY! GET IT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME!" at random intervals. It is also making them bleed somewhat. This is giving me an annoyingly large headache. Someone tell me what the hell is going on please?
Also, who runs this place now - after Phil left and Chris stood down (if they did stand down)? Who is this "Admin" mofo that seems to be arrogantly thrusting his way around the forum like he f****** WELL OWNS THE PLACE? Someone tell me please.
Also Also, Dave still smells of wee, Gemmill is still a big girly loser, Indigo still watches me masturbate at night, bluf is still a psychotic motherfucking mentalist who probably helped hitler invade poland because they swore at him, and the NUFC forum is still going downhill. Probably. Though I haven't actually looked at it yet - that's just an educated guess.
So... Yes. More criticisms to follow as I pick up on them.
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2007, 08:11:26 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2007, 08:12:18 PM » |
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It broke.
Broke like f***. It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'. Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker. |
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2007, 08:14:27 PM » |
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2006/07 Competitive Newcastle Goals Conceded with and without Bramble...
With:23 goals conceded in 26 games
Without: 32 goals conceded in 20 games
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2007, 08:15:06 PM » |
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Also, who the f*** switched the swearfilter on? Yet another example of the nazi admins going WAY overboard and almost using their power to destroy the entire concept of freedom of speech AND the actual planet itself. Well played lads.
You'll be running around with flashing blue sirens attached to your heads before long. Hope your proud?
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2007, 08:16:59 PM » |
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Also, who the f*** switched the swearfilter on? Yet another example of the nazi admins going WAY overboard and almost using their power to destroy the entire concept of freedom of speech AND the actual planet itself. Well played lads.
You'll be running around with flashing blue sirens attached to your heads before long. Hope your proud?
You're way behind the times, we've been though that phase and now we've all been promoted to plain-clothed admin. |
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2007, 08:17:12 PM » |
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It broke.
Broke like f***. It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'. Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker. You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee. But what you say is interesting. Expand. |
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2007, 08:17:20 PM » |
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i thought this was your forum andy?
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2007, 08:19:05 PM » |
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It broke.
Broke like f***. It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'. Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker. You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee. But what you say is interesting. Expand. Basically, mega-spaz HTT/Chris/Knightrider/Sharkfucker tried to upgrade the forum software and corrupted most of the forum database. We had to recruit a SMF heavyweight to fix it. It took over a week. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2007, 08:20:06 PM » |
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i thought this was your forum andy?
Depends on your perspective. From the perspective of "Eveything in Existence Belongs to Andy Because he is Capable of Slitting Everyone's Throat in a Mere Instant", you are technically correct. Otherwise you are stupidly wrong. |
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2007, 08:21:03 PM » |
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It broke.
Broke like f***. It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'. Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker. You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee. But what you say is interesting. Expand. Basically, mega-spaz HTT/Chris/Knightrider/Sharkfucker tried to upgrade the forum software and corrupted most of the forum database. We had to recruit a SMF heavyweight to fix it. It took over a week. Chris is such a massive spazface. Someone ban him for a few months again please. |
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2007, 08:22:24 PM » |
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i thought this was your forum andy?
Depends on your perspective. From the perspective of "Eveything in Existence Belongs to Andy Because he is Capable of Slitting Everyone's Throat in a Mere Instant", you are technically correct. Otherwise you are stupidly wrong. well done |
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2007, 08:25:59 PM » |
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Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?
FIX THIS MESS
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2007, 08:28:22 PM » |
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Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?
FIX THIS MESS
? It's there. |
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I f****** love Newcastle United. I also like to swear. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2007, 08:31:21 PM » |
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Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?
FIX THIS MESS
Duh!! |
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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2007, 08:33:05 PM » |
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Why are the "who's online" lists at the top of each forum in the most STUPID f****** PLACE IMAGINABLE?
FIX THIS MESS
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"A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"
"I did not ask for the life I was given... But it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2007, 08:37:18 PM » |
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Actually I'm considering changing my 'forum is sort of alright' stance....Andy has inspired me.  |
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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2007, 08:38:13 PM » |
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Why are the "who's online" lists at the top of each forum in the most STUPID f****** PLACE IMAGINABLE?
FIX THIS MESS
That's right, keep moonwalking. |
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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2007, 08:38:33 PM » |
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Actually I'm considering changing my 'forum is sort of alright' stance....Andy has inspired me. Still waiting for your theme. |
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« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2007, 08:41:21 PM » |
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Questions:
Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without?
Who is m3talc0re?
Who had the f****** BALLS to destroy my banana smiley?
Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum?
Once again, who is "Admin"?
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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2007, 08:42:35 PM » |
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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2007, 08:43:38 PM » |
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Questions:
Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without? No comment
Who is m3talc0re? Theme designer. We modified it a bit. It works.
Who had the f****** BALLS to destroy my banana smiley? It's there. There are two now.
Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum? I blame Bluf.
Once again, who is "Admin"? Anonymous admin account, to prevent sadacts like thompers spamming normal admins' PM inbox
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2007, 08:45:24 PM » |
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Lost got s***, so Andy turns up. (Good to have you back.) |
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During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
The first people totalitarians destroy or silence are men of ideas and free minds.
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2007, 08:45:50 PM » |
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Questions:
Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without?
Who is m3talc0re?
Who had the f****** BALLS to destroy my banana smiley?
Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum?
Once again, who is "Admin"?
Admin is a time traveller from the future with special banning powers and a hidden identity. He may even be some kind of cyborg type robot thing. Although, there is the slight possibility that that might all be lies. |
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2007, 08:47:34 PM » |
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I think this new forum is the shizzle.
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