Buying From Our Premiership Rivals: Tottenham Hotspur
By James Collins On Tue 28 Aug 2007 |
With the new season starting to take shape, and the current transfer window nearing its close, it is becoming clearer as to what areas of the Newcastle United team need strengthening, and also what players at other clubs are realistically available to us. With that in mind, which Tottenham Hotspur players would be worthwhile targets?
If a Spurs fan site was to run a similar series of articles, they would certainly be suggesting for each club that the Yids should be signing at least one of their left wingers. There is much debate as to who selects the players that Tottenham sign, but the fact remains that they currently lack in any wingers that can frequently create real chances for their excellent strikers. Aaron Lennon is decent enough on the right-hand side when running at players, although his end-product has much left to be desired. However, on their left side, Spurs have had no-one with real ability for years.
The past two seasons Spurs have finished fifth, and their board and fans expect a serious challenge for a top four finish this season. However, perhaps they need to be reminded that they owe much to the poor performances of their rivals over the past two years rather than to their own quality. That Spurs team would not have finished fifth in the 2001/2002 or 2002/2003 seasons for example. Several rivals have undergone serious improvements over the summer but Spurs have stood still when it comes to addressing the weaknesses in their squad. Without any last minute deals, the Yids will struggle to finish fifth, and it wouldn’t be a big surprise to see them fail to qualify to Europe.
In addition to a lack of creativity in midfield, Spurs also have an extremely mediocre bunch of central defenders when Ledley King is injured (which, lets face it, is all the time), while Paul Robinson’s appalling positioning ability makes him a real weak link in their team. However, having spent so much on transfer fees this summer, it is hard to see where Tottenham can get the money from.
Meanwhile, the current Newcastle team suffers from two afflictions - the lack of any at goal scorer from central midfield, and the lack of a right back with any ability. Spurs have both, but many in Martin Jol’s shoes would certainly be willing to cash on these players to get the left winger who Spurs will fail without.
Of the latter, Pascal Chimbonda is the player the Toon Army have been crying out for for years. A typical ‘Big Sam player’ in that he is a big and physical player, the French right back has now proven at two Premiership clubs that not only is he much better than the last right back Newcastle United signed from Spurs, he is also one of the best right backs in the league. Of course, Chimbonda would command a high cost, but he would be worth every penny, and would allow Jol to go out and buy the left winger that should help Spurs stay in Europe this season.
The search for a goal scoring midfielder brings us to Steed Malbranque. At Spurs and Fulham, the Frenchman has chipped in a share of goals that can make the difference between success and failure at a club whose strikers aren’t good enough to accumulate a high goal tally. Obviously this isn’t the case at Spurs, but Malbranque finds himself out of position in the wide areas, and would find himself surplus to requirements if Spurs ever did sign that elusive winger. Thus, if Spurs did need to raise the cash, their number fifteen is their most likely sacrifice. Malbranque’s ability to play out wide without getting behind the opposition defence on the ball would certainly make him very suited to playing in the midfield trio that Allardyce likes to use.
However, whether Spurs or Newcastle can improve on the weaker parts of their squad before the close of the transfer window remains to be seen. Spurs will suffer the most of the two if Newcastle don’t though, as generally, Allardyce has successfully revamped and upgraded the majority of Newcastle squad this summer, and should be praised for doing so.
Are Spurs in trouble? Who can Newcastle sign with the window approaching closure? Have your say.

Some people just DON’T GET IT. Ross, particularly.
1) Spurs are better than Newcastle - Yes. Thanks. We noticed. That’s why you’ve finished 5th the last 2 years running.
2) The only Spurs players who would join Newcastle would be ones desperate to leave / No Spurs player would join Newcastle - Thanks for pointing this out. Find a dictionary. Look up hypothetical.
3) Newcastle will finish below Spurs - Probably, yes. But not miles behind you like the last two seasons.
4) People like you deserve Stephen Carr - come on. This is highly offensive and very harsh.
So why are Spurs being idiots and getting rid of the best manager they’ve ever had? If I was Jol I’d walk.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Chimboda leave spurs for you guys. Lol, see unlike some your players, our players have European ambition.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Spurs fans can be so deluded, here is who i would take:
King to replace Rozenahl, hes better simple as that
Keane to replace Shola, ditto
Berb to replace Martins, goes without saying tbh
I might consider Lennon but id prob say no to him soley for the fact i want to see how Milner progresses, if Milner wasnt here id take Lennon but only if he stopped that whole bling bling bullshit.
Id also have Steed but im not sure if we need him when you look at our midfield.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Oh, and King is not always injured! He has had problems the last couple of seasons, the broken metatarsal was a freak (a break can happen to anyone), and he was out with the same injury for most of last season, the surgery for which he had has kept him out for the beginning of this season. When he is recovered, expect to see Ledley appearing in all but one or two games a season, if not all of them, just like he did before.
Anyone who says he is an injury prone player is a moron.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Why on Earth are you bothering to write about clubs and players that you clearly know nothing about?
You clearly have the idea from somewhere that Newcastle are better than Spurs, I don’t know where this has come from based on the last few seasons, and the respective improvements made by each club in the summer.
None of our first team players would join Newcastle.
Newcastle WILL finish below Spurs this season.
Spurs have a better first team than Newcastle, and better strength in depth.
This article is absolute drivel.
People like you deserve Stephen Carr.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Dear o Dear
While I can see this is just a debate artical, surly you want to have some facts right?
Firstly this current Spurs side is much better than the side of 3 years ago. And this years improvements have plugged big gaps that were in the side.
We have started this season with 7 defenders injured, so nothing to show for our efforts yet but we are expecting some good performances this year.
Dawson is a rock in defence & King has had the operation that was need two years ago so when he’s back I think you will find he’s OK. Kaboul has already shown he will be top quality & Rocha has come good following a slow start. 4 Good central defenders.
With Bale on board Lee & Ekotto will be able to play either left back or left wing swapping with Bale So the left side is kind of sorted but not great
Bent offers Spurs another string to the bow by being able to run into space.
Taarabt & the Prince? Well you’l just have to wait & see for yourselves But I think you will see a lot of them by the end of the season
Lennon did get sussed out last season but that happens to youngsters & I’m sure he will have a few new tricks up his sleeve this year.
So this years changes have improved the squad in many ways not least the plugging of gaps that put the whole team under pressure last year.
& if the current news comes off and we end up with Wright Phillips I cant see any of our players wanting to go to you this season.
Have to say though, under Big Sam, I can see you fighting for top 6 anyway.
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
We’ve had a shocking start and will be lucky to break into the top 4 now because of it but 5th shouldn’t be a problem. The whole league is going to be a lot closer this year as just about every team has gone out and spent a small fortune.
Just to clarify, Pascal Chimbonda is 5ft 11 and weighs less than 12 stone - not exactly a ‘big and physical player’ (although he is very good in the air, I think this makes him look bigger than he is!).
From the Newcastle squad I really like N’Zogbia and can’t believe that he hardly seemed to play at all last year (maybe because of injury - not sure?) or maybe he did and I’m just over-rating him? Either way, Glenn Roeder is a plank!
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I reckon by the way Newcastle do business, we could sell you one of our so called ‘mediocre’ defenders Anthony Gardner for, shall we say, £10m? We all know you geordies like paying over the odds for under achieving players. If it helps, he has an England cap to his name? It would still be an improvement to your defence!! How about Stalteri, he’s an international, so again by your valuations of players I reckon we could get say £8-9m for him from you? As for the midfield, you can have Ghaly or Murphy and that’s it… they are the only players we have on your level…!!
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Spurs fan here…
You do correctly identify our main weakness, a left winger…
You might have seen Bale at the weekend wander past Rio and Wes at will (not sure Neville would have been so easy) and although he was playing as left winger, he really is a left back, but his left foot and crossing ability seems to be just as effective as our best first team regulars… That said, I think he’ll remain a left back, and we still have that gap on the left wing… Bale will offer some super attacking, overlapping runs on the left wing with a quality finish.
King -> Always injured.. Bad season for him last year with injurys, but he’ll be back… And when he’s partnered with Dawson, their pace and abaility to stop attacking runs will see a return of our clean devensive sheets.. For cover, you might have noticed Kaboul and Rocha both of whom offer something slightly different and in the former case, more attacking.
Our midfield is a quandry… Lennon on the right (his crossing isnt a strength, but his pace and the doubling up of defenders onto him is.. It creates space for the strikers.)
Jenas… We have our doubts about his consistency..
Big Tom Huddlestone… Set to be come a regular first teamer… No malice, just a hulk in midfield that can hit a ball and tackle… Sometimes a little off the pace, but a superb passer of the ball who just plays the game at his own pace..
To sum up… Yeah rivals have improved, so have we in our cover… 7 non-first teamers against Man U, nearly pinched a win from M Utd… Whats our first team capable of?
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 9:16 am
mate nice idea but any ideas that u can rival spurs this year are far from a reality… your defense is weak… weaker than spurs and although big sam may get the best out of what he has i am afraid for you that the best from your defenders just is not good enough. No spurs player would join the toon by choice… although spurs have had little in the way of success over the past few years… newcastle have failed to win silverware since colour television… get over it… your just a small club with a big stadium
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 6:25 am
First of all, you toons should be mindful of whom you are talking about. Don’t know if you saw the game on sunday against Man Utd, our lefts were the stand out players. You toons are just jealous that we’re actually going places and you’re not!
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 2:32 am
Nice article James.
I’ve written a reply from a Spurs point of view on Tottenham Massive:
https://www.tottenhammassive.com/2007/08/28/newcastle-fans-looking-to-p oach-from-spurs/150.html
Sent in on: August 29th, 2007 at 12:18 am
btw Carlos speaks the truth, Chelsea couldn’t get there hands on Chimbonda for £11million in the summer and I can’t see your gaffa playing silly money anyway.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
This arguement holds no ground. Yes the quality of football has improved in the premiership this season with the added funds from the TV revenue. Spurs do however have a very good youth policy (which newcastle can’t touch …Pekhart, Dixon and Taarabt remember those names!) and have played some of the more entertaining football in the premiership (bar Arsenal and United))
I think if we had the team we have now a couple of seasons back we’d easily be a top four club instead of a top seven. Maybe when our young squad begins to develop they’ll start showing you guys how to play some real football ;-D
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
I have supported spurs for 55 years and now in my later life i am desperate for success. You at Newcastle i believe have a first class manager now and i think can be as good as the greatest Bobby Robson.
But with greatest respect i believe even though we have made a poor start to the season the year ahead is brighter for us than Newcastle Utd. Forget this year consolidate, get your manager to understand the passion of your supporters, get to know the team and next year bring in the players you need to be really successfulin 2008/9 I dont think our Spurs players would leave us for yourselves this season but going forward you never know.
I wish you all a successful season.
Spurs will finish 5th again.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
The only way Newcastle can attract top players is to pay over the odds for them. Why on earth would someone want to live up there without the financial sweetener when they can live in London. Duff,Parker and Owen for example, there are more of course, are only playing for you for mercenary reasons.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
there’s no way on Earth that Spurs will sell us any of their decent players and, to be honest, most of them wouldn’t want to come to us.
They are light-years ahead of us in terms of current status and success, so why would they move away from London and give up European football?
The only ones available would be fringe players like Murphy, Ghaly and Stalteri and they’re no better than we already have.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I’d heard that NU fans had an inflated sense of their own worth but until I read this article I did not realise the extent of the malaise! Toons, you have a new manager who has a track record of what? nothing! Sure, he is known for getting the best out of average players so he is well qualified for the job, but lets get real! Comparing any of the players at Newcastle with those at Spurs! - you must be joking! Compare the teams position by position and there is no-one at NU that we Spurs would swap, no, hang on, maybe we’d take Obafami for Danny Murphy…..
All rivalry aside I hope Newcastle can stay up this season as we all need a laugh once in a while and the sight of all those striped shirts on the terraces, so ever hopeful at the start of the season then streaming out in droves at half time towards the end of the season is always good for a laugh
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
It is so obvious this was written by a Toon fan! You are so deluded, it is unbelievable. Ok, so Newcastle have been in the champions league a few times, Spurs haven’t! Big deal, what exactly did you have to do to get there? Oh yeah, finish 4th a couple of times. Spurs (in the 80’s and 1990) finished in the top 4 on 5 occassions in cluding 3 3rds, so that means we would have entered that competition on all of those occassions if the Champions League wasn’t called the European Cup and only Champions were allowed in. As for your wait for ‘a’ trophy (of any sort) - 50 years isn’t it? The Fact that every decade Spurs win a trophy and other than this decade, the trophy hall averages 2 per decade. Altogether 13 trophies since you lot won your last.
As for the present squads, I wouldn’t swap ours for the Toons if you were to wipe out my debts! Don’t get me wrong, I like Newcastle as on some occassions you play some good stuff and I think Big Sam will do well. You are still a level (slightly) below Spurs, but overall (despite the long wait in trophys (50yrs)) I rate Spurs and Newcastle more or less on the same level, but today we have the superior squad (and manager).
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Good article which I’m sure most blind Spurs fans will argue with.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I love seeing other fans kicking off at these articles, cos they just dont understand
ITS A HYPOTHETICAL ARTICLE
they are done every season (or at least the past few?? i dont know) and they are mainly just to discuss potential targets and improvements in our team.
We are not saying “NEWCASTLE WILL SIGN SUCH AND SUCH” … “SUCH AND SUCH WANTS TO JOIN US”
back to article, King - very good player, always injured. Dawson - very good player, should have been signed from notts forrest when he left.
Everyone knows Spurs have great strikers, but this article is about players we need.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
This article is way off, Newcastle don’t need more players you need to use the players uve got i wrekcon newcastle will take fifth this season and despite spurs bad start i still reckon we will ease into the champions league arsenal are not convincing in any area!
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Got the same rubbish at the start of last year from Villa fans with O’Neil in. Big Sam has had a decent start but you haven’t played anyone decent yet.
I rate Given, Taylor and Milner and you have 4 good forwards but you need to totally rebuild your club. People like Owen on £120K a week is not the right way to build for the future.
Getting rid of Dyer was a good starting point though.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Dont know whether to laugh or cry, Geordies trying to make out they are a big club again,
Stick with Steven Carr, he went to a big club to win things, he is a quality player !!!
We’re all going on a European tour, a european tour, come on boys get behind SPURS in europe
COYS
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
What was the point in that article? Chimbonda is never going to come to the toon, if anything he is a CL player. Spurs, as far as I am aware, are in good economic health regardless of their spending whereas Freddy told us toon are something like £80mill in debt so if anyone needs to raise funds it’s toon. As for suggesting that a defence with Dawson, Chimbonda, King and Kaboul is mediocre…. Aren’t you back to school on Monday anyway?
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
How rude an intrusive an article is it possible for you to write!!!!
At least we can pass the ball rather than punt it into the stratosphere ……
How hard is it to head the ball when it’s covered with snow?
And how long before you fill your team woith aged misfits ….?
We’ll return to this article next May, perhaps.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Sorry but I really couldn’t see any Spurs first teamers leaving for Newcastle so it’s all a bit moot. Fringe players like Ghaly, Murphy or Defoe perhaps — people looking for a run in a first team.
But I think Spurs are a much bigger pull than Newcastle. I see three sections to the top half of the table: Big 4 | Spurs | Newcastle, Everton, Man City…
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
No chance getting any of these - spurs are way ahead of us at the moment, look further.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Mediocre bunch of central defenders? King is top class, Dawson is very, very good, but in the next rung down and whilst with Kaboul, it is too early to judge, the signs are there. He’s not captained the French u21 side for nothing. So, by my account, we’re likely to have 3 very good centre backs, for a position which demands 2 players. That’s good work. I’d agree that Rocha is mediocre, but that’s nice to see for a fourth choice. There’s Gardner too, be of course isn’t mediocre - he’s nowhere near that good.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
This has to be the worst article ever! Off base on every point! Even I can see that and I am highly subjective! If I could, I would love to exchange our donkeys for the Spurs squad any day!
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Is this some kind of joke? If its any consolation i can’t see us being after any of your players , it makes me laugh how people say spurs fans are deluded when you read articles like this. I don’t think you will get any abuse from spurs fans for this as it is just so stupid! and you certainly won’t get any abuse from me as i believe its wrong to mock the afflicted, but the writer of this must be happy up in laa laa world are leave him be!
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
I am sorry but you are living in cloud cuckoo land if you believe that NUFC can land a first team regular from THFC or any top five team. What ever funds NUFC have to spend, should be spent on your facilities and coaching staff. This would hopefully save you wasted millions on players in the future. I.E No more players that disintegrate upon landing on Tyne side
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
What a deluded and warped article I have stumbled on here.
Centre Back King - Dawson - Kaboul, any would get in your team.
Chimbonda, we wouldn’t sell him and he certainly won’t want to take a step down and go to Newcastle.
Spurs finishing 5th due to poor rivals performances??? Newcastle were not one of those rivals, were they? Just the usual mid-table performances we now expect from the ‘Toon’.
Left-Winger, well Duff might be fit by January so we might take a look at him then. Now he, like so many other players (Dyer, Parker, etc) has taken Newcastle for a ride with their overpaying wage policy, i am sure he will be keen to leave before his career sinks anymore (like Bramble, Dyer, Butt etc etc)
I can sympathise with you, I assume you find delusion preferable to despair.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I honestly dont expect spurs to buy anyone before the deadline, and i think the only ones looking to be shipped out of there are Ghaly (already been sold once!) and Murphy. Here’s why:
1) Spurs are in a very unfortunate position that only spurs can seem to find them selves in..injuries mean they are playing with they’re 4th and 5th choice centre backs. I watched Kaboul against sunderland, and he looks the BLX, if we could buy him….. so talk of buying Davies is papertalk i think.
2) They seem to care a lot about left wingers in north london, they seem to think that’s their sole problem…sit down and write a list of out and out left wingers in the premiership that are in the first 11 of their respective teams…you’ll be surprised. Personally, i think they are using it as a quick fix excuse…also, Gareth Bale looks like playing there so if Malbranque is going he would have gone i think
3)Defoe is the only one, but again, if he was leaving he would have, more likely he will wait for his contract to have less than 12 months on and then rock the boat.
4) Spurs had a great run in the EUFA, FA and OTHER Cups, the increased TV revenue and the fact they posted the biggest profits previous season and this seasons profit margin includes Carrick’s sale I don’t actually think they need to recoup money. they made 300% profit on Mido after all. With that said, I have no doubt that the recent scandals have effected share prices, but the day that effects transfer funds is a day next summer.
So, who would i expect spurs to listen to offers for, well if the choice is Ghaly Murphy and Defoe there is only one answer. They dont even seem to want to sell Gardner. If chelsea cant prize Chimbonda away then I doubt anyone can, the south korean lad who plays full back maybe. Possibly Zokora
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Newcastle signing Chimbonda is utter fantasy. Malbranque makes slightly more sense IF we sign a left winger, keeping Lennon on the right making him more of a squad player who we could dispense with. Losing our best (by far) right back is simply madness and the player would command interest from the likes of Chelsea and not Newcastle (which is at the very very best a step across and not up).
Our central defenders are now much better than “extremely mediocre”. Dawson is superb and very young and Kaboul looks even better and is the French U21 captain. Sadly, they have played about as much as Ledley has this season which left us with the fore-mentioned extreme mediocrity.
Personally, I do not think Spurs will suffer much if we don’t bring any more players in. Lennon can play left and right and is back in a few weeks. Malbranque can play on both flanks. Bale is looking good and seems to be earmarked for midfield. We also have Taraabt, Tainio (more defensive) Boateng and eventually, Danny Rose. Last season we scored over 100 goals without a left winger so goals are not really the problem. Getting out top 3 centrebacks fit (and especially the mercurial King) certainly is.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Chimbonda would never leave spurs for Newcastle! The only teams he could go to from spurs would be Chelsea, Liverpool or ManUtd. Even then, they wouldnt sell. Tottenham dont need the money for a left winger, they already have the money for players. They do not have to sell anyone. Malbranque would probably be available for the right amount of money! Only players who spurs want to leave would go to a club like newcastle. Sorry! But this is true.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
How on earth can Newcastle pontificate about poor buys and mediocre players - they’re all that you have !
How many other clubs have players with such publicly discussed release clauses ?
On a bad day at Spurs - and we’re having more than a few at the moment - we can be consoled by the fact that at least we’re not Newcastle.We’ve been also rans for a long time, you’ve never been at the race.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
How on earth can Newcastle call any other team’s central defenders ‘mediocre’? Unbelievable!!
What a silly article. If you get any of the players mentioned here, I’ll eat Martin Jol’s hat.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I’m not sure any Spurs players would be willing to join us, but I’d take:
Chimbonda - as we don’t have a quality right back. Or a championship right back.
Lennon - for some creativity
Huddlestone - as he looks like he’s going to be an excellent anchor man and play for England. Good successor to Butt.
Malbranque - Add some creativity.
Get Jenas back - Creativity and work ethic.
In fact I’d rate right back and centre mid as our weak spot’s at the moment. We desperately need a play maker.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Terrible Article.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
No first team player would go from Spurs to Newcastle
We’re too similar in standard, but Spurs have the added attraction of UEFA cup football, and a generally better squad
Maybe we could go after Defoe?
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
As a neutral I find articles like this a bit laughable although I’m not sure it’s intentional.
Didn’t I see Gareth Bale at Old Trafford and playing for Tottenham. I could have sworn he’s left sided and can play at full back or midfield. Indeed didn’t I read that George Burley saw him eventually a wide attacking midfielder? So he dismisses dawson who’s good enough to make the England Squad in front of Taylor. How much has he seen or how can he judge Kaboul? Chumbonda- no chance. Not for sale and why would he leap at the chance for mid table when he expressed no interest in Chelsea. Only a week and it’s up to to the big school and harder essays for you.
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Gazza, Waddle, Ginola….
Carr, Brady….
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Nice article again. Just wait for the Spurs fans to start abusing you. Thay are going to take this one BAD!
Sent in on: August 28th, 2007 at 3:28 pm