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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2007, 11:16:35 AM »

I think that draught Guiness in a can is ok. Can't whack a nice pint of the real I am though.
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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2007, 12:20:54 PM »

I was last night going by my postings Laughing
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« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2007, 12:40:46 PM »

I've just remembered me and me mate stood there singing "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by the Righteous Brothers, Top Gun tastic.  Blush
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« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2007, 12:42:59 PM »

I aim to be drunk by 8pm local time.
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« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2007, 05:09:18 PM »

Two bottles of Stella, can of Carlsberg, two shots of Peach Schnappes and a Peach Schnappes and Lemonade. Enough to make me absolutely anybody's. Thank God my best mate wasn't there, eh?
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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2007, 05:12:58 PM »

i got absolutely lethal off straight malibou and vodka on the first night in wales  Blush members of the writers group witnessed the consequences.

playing killer when you can barely hold a snooker que sober is not a good idea.
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« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2007, 09:36:06 PM »

i got absolutely lethal off straight malibou and vodka on the first night in wales  Blush members of the writers group witnessed the consequences.

playing killer when you can barely hold a snooker que sober is not a good idea.

Haha.. takes me about 45 mins just to play a game of snooker, playing pissed would be interesting.. #

Come to think of it, i'd probably finish up quicker  Laughing
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« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »

Drinking binge is not big and it's not clever.


Not like smoking.
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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2007, 09:44:50 PM »

Tipsy right now, will be f***** in 2 hours or so, not heading out this weekend, saving my money for a massive drunken mess weekend next week for the new season Laughing
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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2007, 11:51:00 PM »

Obviously me, by looking at the "discussion" in the Alan Smith-thread Laughing
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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2007, 11:52:45 PM »

Im prettuy well on like
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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2007, 11:53:17 PM »

Giddy.
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« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2007, 11:54:13 PM »

I've taken to shandying my lager when I'm in the house.

 
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« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2007, 11:54:58 PM »

I've taken to shandying my lager when I'm in the house.

 

With Smirnoff Ice =
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« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2007, 12:00:32 AM »

I've taken to shandying my lager when I'm in the house.

 
now that is liguistic gymnastics at it's best,why not just say "in the house i drink shandys"
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« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2007, 12:06:38 AM »

I've taken to shandying my lager when I'm in the house.

 
now that is liguistic gymnastics at it's best,why not just say "in the house i drink shandys"

I'm particularly fond of gymnasticising my linguistic output whenever possible.
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« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2007, 12:15:59 AM »

I've taken to shandying my lager when I'm in the house.

 
now that is liguistic gymnastics at it's best,why not just say "in the house i drink shandys"

I'm particularly fond of gymnasticising my linguistic output whenever possible.
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« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2007, 12:28:42 AM »

Walked past the roughest bar in town and the music was still on so I went in. It was hired out for a 40th birthday but I thought f*** it, they let me in I will still get a drink. Wasnt till they served me the drink and I turned round to realise I was the only white bloke in there! Still had my "so what they let me in!" coat on so sat down (while everyone had basically stopped to watch me) and sat there takng as long as I felt necessary to drink my drink.

I really am lucky to be posting this tonight!  Laughs
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« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2007, 12:29:24 AM »

Walked past the roughest bar in town and the music was still on so I went in. It was hired out for a 40th birthday but I thought f*** it, they let me in I will still get a drink. Wasnt till they served me the drink and I turned round to realise I was the only white bloke in there! Still had my "so what they let me in!" coat on so sat down (while everyone had basically stopped to watch me) and sat there takng as long as I felt necessary to drink my drink.

I really am lucky to be posting this tonight!  Laughs

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« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2007, 12:30:24 AM »

Walked past the roughest bar in town and the music was still on so I went in. It was hired out for a 40th birthday but I thought f*** it, they let me in I will still get a drink. Wasnt till they served me the drink and I turned round to realise I was the only white bloke in there! Still had my "so what they let me in!" coat on so sat down (while everyone had basically stopped to watch me) and sat there takng as long as I felt necessary to drink my drink.

I really am lucky to be posting this tonight!  Laughs
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« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2007, 12:32:35 AM »

Thats really true as well as its true that it took me about 15 mins to type that!
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« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2007, 01:13:07 AM »

Me and my dad have just necked a bottle of Glenmorangie. Canny sober considering. 
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« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2007, 01:15:36 AM »

Me and my dad have just necked a bottle of Glenmorangie. Canny sober considering. 
neat or cut it
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« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2007, 01:18:59 AM »

Me and my dad have just necked a bottle of Glenmorangie. Canny sober considering. 
neat or cut it
With a bit of water to start off with, then just neat. Over 4 hours though.
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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2007, 01:23:29 AM »

Me and my dad have just necked a bottle of Glenmorangie. Canny sober considering. 
neat or cut it
With a bit of water to start off with, then just neat. Over 4 hours though.
can't imagine talking to my dad for 4 hours....................good for you.
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