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BlueStar
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« on: February 22, 2007, 10:33:32 AM »
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OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.


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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 11:01:18 AM »
OCONOMOWOC is full of wankers.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 03:13:39 PM »
Quote from: ChezGiven on February 22, 2007, 11:01:18 AM
OCONOMOWOC is full of wankers.

Fact.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 04:55:48 PM »
ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing he busts in with a SWORD  Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 05:02:45 PM »
He could get 33 months in jail?!!! {$default_grin_smiley} {$default_grin_smiley} {$default_grin_smiley} that is too funny for words...
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 07:51:43 PM »
Quote from: Decky on February 22, 2007, 04:55:48 PM
ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing he busts in with a SWORD  Laughing Laughing Laughing

Was it a pork sword he was brandishing though?
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madras
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 12:07:35 AM »
fact--if you are watching tv late at night you turn it down to a suitable level,however if you are watching porn you turn it down to the point that even you can barely hear it 3ft away.....conclusion..porn is loud
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are you in your late teens,was your mam single in Newcastle around 82 to 87.....I might have shagged her!
YankeeToon
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 06:27:27 AM »
Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls.
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Ridzuan
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »
Stupid guy.I admire his courage but it was stupid to say the least.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 12:01:39 PM »
Quote from: YankeeToon on February 23, 2007, 06:27:27 AM
Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls.
also means you can't hear someone enter the room ,however like the idea of "jack in to jack off"
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are you in your late teens,was your mam single in Newcastle around 82 to 87.....I might have shagged her!
Kitman
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 12:15:13 PM »
I have obtained a transcript from the police:

*  Man kicks on door *

"Open up you b****** or I'm coming in there.  I've got a f****** sword all right?"

* More kicking.  Door flies off hinges *

"All right you c***.  What have you done with her?!  Come on let's have it!"

* Man runs around apartment *
 
"Look mate I'm sorry, I heard screams right, I live in the flat below.  If I'd known you were watching Assmaster II....which is a classic of its time in my opinion .  Anyway I can see I've caught you at an awkward moment, I'll see meself out OK?"
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YankeeToon
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 04:46:18 PM »
Quote from: madras on February 23, 2007, 12:01:39 PM
Quote from: YankeeToon on February 23, 2007, 06:27:27 AM
Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls.
also means you can't hear someone enter the room ,however like the idea of "jack in to jack off"

Ah, yes. Well, headphones AND door locks, then... unless you enjoy that kind of surprise
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