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1  Chat / General Chat Forum / New to E4- Celebrity Hanging on: Today at 05:15:01 PM
Well, not quite.  bluelaugh.gif Not far off though

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On E4 in the week beginning 30 January they will be broadcasting "live" death-defying stunts in a new series, Death Wish Live.

Dirty Tricks Jonathan Goodwin will be "Cheating the Gallows" - though if he survives the hanging he'll be buried alive.

The Pain Men Pritchard and Pancho will take part in Animal Attack, while Zamora the Torture King will have a nice relaxing lie down on a bed of nails while a truck drives over him. Pyro Boy will be setting himself on fire.

Alex Zane will present the live shows from a secret UK location, with a jury ensembled to pass comment on the nights proceedings.

Obviously they won't actually die, but still what a shite idea for a programme.
2  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Maths Modular Test on: Today at 05:05:33 PM
And I thought a D was a pass as well!
3  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Maths Modular Test on: Today at 05:04:34 PM
GCSE or A Level?

And have you done your coursework yet, or are you planning to re-do it?

I don't really understand the question.
4  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Post your pic on: Today at 11:34:38 AM
That the decent Ant and Dec one or the shitty Ian Wright one?
5  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Post your pic on: Yesterday at 08:58:27 PM
Darren Ambrose!
6  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Frappr map for NOL **Possible sticky please?** on: Yesterday at 04:42:09 PM
Should be problem, seeing as we had a 'Where are you from thread' a while back.

Just pass it off as a survey to see the distibution of NUFC fans. Wink
7  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Newcastle-Online United on: Yesterday at 04:39:59 PM
I used to be a keeper! Quite miss my playing days now actually Sad
8  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Garrincha's Autobiography.... on: January 11, 2006, 10:17:32 PM
Read it all mate, its quality.
9  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Garrincha's Autobiography.... on: January 11, 2006, 09:21:27 PM
If we're recommending football books, I'd suggest Harry Pearson's "The Far Corner", which is all about north-east football. Club by club. He's a smoggie and he doesn't like us much, but even so it's a really good and funny read.

And "Football Against the Enemy" by Simon Kuper is brilliant.

Best book I've ever read is 'The Far Corner'. Always dig it out every few months and it always makes me laugh. A must for any N-E football fan.
10  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Do you feel safe using the Metro? on: January 11, 2006, 08:58:17 PM
Where do you park when you come up from smogside?

I usually take the train up from Darlo mate, although there is a Vauxhall garage about 10 mins walk away from the ground where we occasionally go if we're going by car. usually avoids the queue. Prefer going up on the train though.
11  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Joe Cole Takes A Beating (And Not Off Jose) on: January 11, 2006, 08:47:26 PM
I think ANDY must have written that ARTICLE. Random CAPITALISATION everywhere.
12  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Garrincha's Autobiography.... on: January 11, 2006, 06:36:00 PM
I've read both the Robin Friday and the Futebol books.

Really good reads both of them.
13  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Alan Partridge on: January 11, 2006, 06:13:49 PM
I love the one where he's crushed by a giant cow
14  Chat / General Chat Forum / Re: Do you feel safe using the Metro? on: January 11, 2006, 04:49:06 PM
Never used it before, and always planned to go the match on it sometime, but this thread has scared the shite outta me Shocked
15  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: A Done Deal on: January 10, 2006, 06:57:28 PM
Which referee is that out of interest? I'd love to know. PM me if you don't want to reveal.
16  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Shay Given - Wants move to Spain on: January 10, 2006, 06:52:51 PM

friedel?

niemi??

cudicini??

reina??

van der saar??

come off it

I'd probably say Cudicini and Cech are the only keepers better than Given in the PL. (and its still a close thing)
17  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Souness Out! on: January 10, 2006, 10:53:40 AM
HTT, you have a new contender for your 'long poster' crown. Wink
18  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Poor Martin Jol on: January 09, 2006, 06:41:57 PM
The manager, not the poster

Tottenham boss Martin Jol has one complaint about working in England - the mocking of his brothers' names!

Jol says he is unhappy the way in which certain papers mocked the fact his two brothers are named Cock and Dick.

"My poor brother", Jol told the Observer. "He has to go around and introduce himself as Cornelius to everyone now.

"It's stupid. Cock is just a nickname in Holland, a short version of his name. I mean, what's so funny about that? It's his name and my other brother's name is Dick. This is normal in Holland."

bluelaugh.gif  bluelaugh.gif
19  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Top Toon Websites - We're 2nd! on: January 09, 2006, 06:41:22 PM
Wahey.
20  Newcastle-Online Forum / NUFC Forum / Re: Leicster V Spurs on: January 09, 2006, 04:56:10 PM
sorry!

No problem. Even I don't know what I'm on about now.
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