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Football / NUFC / Re: Willie McKay
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on: December 21, 2006, 01:51:57 PM
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Fuking farce all round.
I could of done a better job on the shitter this morning nevermind over 9months in the making.
It's tempting to see the ability to polish a turd as Stevens' core requirement. It's the old tactic of appearing to self police before the govt does something meaningful |
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General / Chat / Re: Aide to top army bloke accused of spying for Iran.
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:37:15 PM
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/21/nspying21.xmlCpl Daniel James, 44, is charged under the 1911 Official Secrets Act with "prejudicing the safety of the state" by passing information "calculated to be directly or indirectly useful to the enemy".James is of Iranian descent and speaks fluent Pashtun, the main language in Afghanistan, making him invaluable to the Army which is very short of translators.
Neighbours at his £800,000 house in Brighton, said his mother speaks only Farsi, the main language of Iran.
In a recent interview for a Forces magazine, James spoke of the battle for hearts and minds in Afghanistan.Gosh this is quite big. Spying is looked on very dimly by the powers that be, only one level down from being rude at dinner.  At a regimental dinner no-one is allowed to leave the table to go to the toilet unless the commanding officer has been first. The lads all drink beer and the CO drinks wine. To break this rule is the worst thing you can do in the army. What? Are you sure? It's worse even than dropping the soap in the shower cubicles?
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General / Chat / Re: Paedo Alert (Even looks the type)
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:35:07 PM
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The choir is listed in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first choir to sing at services in all 49 Anglican cathedrals in England and Wales.
It has toured several countries in the past six years and performed for a private audience at the Vatican in 1999.
That bit, incidentally...the mind boggles. You know what those Catholic priests are like! 
We do, despite the Vatican's best efforts to stop us doing so. That and the Magdalen laundries in Ireland, a whole other can of worms  |
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General / Chat / Re: Music: The "What Are You Listening To?" Thread
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:22:42 PM
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Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
Bruce Hornsby - The Way It Is
Mental As Anything - Live It Up
Jo Boxers - Boxerbeat
Love & Pride - Wes King
Living In A Box - Living In A Box
Was a smiley ever more inappropriate? Anyway wasn't it just King, if you mean the fella with the dayglo suit, doc martins and ponytail? It's a well established fact that I had appalling taste in music as a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3g_yf1vzIAye - you're right. It was just "King". You do know you've also just outed yourself as a total 80s throwback, don't you?! 
Yup, I had to endure that load of shite first time around. If you'd ever actually seen a picture of JoBoxers complete with flat caps, you wouldn't listen to it. Still, that's what my heart yearns for now, love and pride! |
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General / Chat / Re: Aide to top army bloke accused of spying for Iran.
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:14:39 PM
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/21/nspying21.xmlCpl Daniel James, 44, is charged under the 1911 Official Secrets Act with "prejudicing the safety of the state" by passing information "calculated to be directly or indirectly useful to the enemy".James is of Iranian descent and speaks fluent Pashtun, the main language in Afghanistan, making him invaluable to the Army which is very short of translators.
Neighbours at his £800,000 house in Brighton, said his mother speaks only Farsi, the main language of Iran.
In a recent interview for a Forces magazine, James spoke of the battle for hearts and minds in Afghanistan.Gosh this is quite big. Spying is looked on very dimly by the powers that be, only one level down from being rude at dinner.
At a regimental dinner no-one is allowed to leave the table to go to the toilet unless the commanding officer has been first. The lads all drink beer and the CO drinks wine. To break this rule is the worst thing you can do in the army. |
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General / Chat / Re: Music: The "What Are You Listening To?" Thread
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:10:53 PM
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Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
Bruce Hornsby - The Way It Is
Mental As Anything - Live It Up
Jo Boxers - Boxerbeat
Love & Pride - Wes King
Living In A Box - Living In A Box
Was a smiley ever more inappropriate? Anyway wasn't it just King, if you mean the fella with the dayglo suit, doc martins and ponytail? |
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General / Chat / Re: Gag reflex?
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on: December 21, 2006, 12:02:01 PM
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Why is it that whenever I see someone throw up something inside me just causes a trigger response that makes me gag/chuck up too?
Is this some sort of biological reflex, or just me being a wuss?
* Fights urge to be infantile. Argghhh, no good! * A wuss. Definitely. Nah, man...seriously...should I maybe go see the doctor about this?
Seriously? No. I think the human brain is programmed to find certain things disgusting, puking being one of them and fresh dogshit another. Quite natural to want to chunder yourself imo, a bit like yawning (no pun intended) |
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Football / NUFC / Re: Set pieces
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on: December 21, 2006, 11:59:41 AM
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We are the worst team in the Prem at set pieces. Apart from Nobby getting the odd goal we carry very lttle threat. Our corners are so poor I don't know why the crowd gets excited when we win a corner. Surely this could be addressed on the training pitch. Yet another stroke of genius needed from Roeder.
Never mind set-pieces involving feet, why is it we've spent years not only wasting throw-ins but putting ourselves at a major disadvantage by literally chucking possession away to the opposition only yards away from our penalty area? Bloody maddening. We seem determined to make a 15 yard throw or nothing.
Sadly too bloody true. We've been shit at throw-ins for years! |
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General / Chat / Re: Gag reflex?
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on: December 21, 2006, 11:56:35 AM
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Why is it that whenever I see someone throw up something inside me just causes a trigger response that makes me gag/chuck up too?
Is this some sort of biological reflex, or just me being a wuss?
* Fights urge to be infantile. Argghhh, no good! *
A wuss. Definitely. |
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General / Chat / Re: Judgement Day - Boss receives reprieve?
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on: December 21, 2006, 11:55:16 AM
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| Notwithstanding I've been looking forward to this day for ages, best advice would be to suddenly develop a case of the shits and excuse yourself from the office until after Christmas. Seriously. |
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General / Chat / Re: Judgement Day - Boss receives reprieve?
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on: December 21, 2006, 10:47:45 AM
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 This is it.I'm ready for action. The boss is gonna get some BIG STYLE toady. This is the latest scenario as there have been some developments of late hence me not being able to post at all yesterday which is a total und utte disgrace. My current boss who has the breath of a dogs anus has questioned my attitude at every conceivable opportunity yesterday. Firstly I was reprimanded baout the use of bad language in work place. I called someone a f*cking T*** on the phone and subsequently received a lot of stick for that from earwiggin bastards. The c*nts. Told me boss to mind her own.........nothing else said. This is where it gets worse. I have another 'new' boss who I am working for now but formally becomes my boss in the New Year. Yesterday she cancelled my planned leave for Friday. What a f*cker. She has got it in for me also!!! WTF have I done wrong I ask. Well, that sour-faced c*nt is going top this bash today and i'm literally looking too kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Double whammy. I'm gonna go for it. I was completely depressed yesterday becasue of them f*ckers and today is judgement day. They are both going down. My anger can not be contained. BRING IT ON. Sacked at Christmas? So f*ck.
God knows what that means. They should be very afraid |
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Football / NUFC / Re: **Newcastle-Online Forum Awards 2006**
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on: December 21, 2006, 10:00:27 AM
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Funniest Poster is easy - Kitman for his two excellent short stories ;- 'Wind in me Willows' and Clarkies Coaching Diary....best laugh I've had whilst reading this board !
God bless you Merlin. And God bless Tiny Tim. Geordie Messiah on the hand, a pox on him, fie!
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General / Chat / Re: FAO: French speakers!
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on: December 21, 2006, 09:27:37 AM
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Il y a un mot mais je l' ai oublie. Courrier electronique, ca c est un email. Pardon, je devrais savoir.
Courbeille? Thats trash i think? Most french people who use email will know inbox as a word. If i was speaklng french i would just say inbox.
My lotus notes emails is in french and english, its a bit of a fucker.
For some reason I thought courbeille was French for crow. I must stop drinking so much..... |
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