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as there is so much of this sort of thing on tv i have an idea for a new reality show which will be legendary.
how about celebrity bomb disposal , a team of two z list celebs with 10 minutes to defuse a bomb .i can just imagine it absolutley
pissing themselves with fear as the clock counts down.
please choose two celebs and give your reasons for choosing them. my two choices are vernon kaye for just being himself and
dale winton (not homophobic) as they team up to defuse the bomb little knowing it is packed with doggy doo and dale has a
crisis . magic

Does Nicki from BB count and if so can i have her, then her again just incase?

the 10 backup candidates for big brother play russian roulette with a double barrel shotgun while being urinated on by the 50 winners of the phone in competition.


candice (or whatever her name was) gets thrown to the wolves. Which limb will be torn off first?



10 candidates compete for a month doing increasingly embarrasing tasks only to find that all the camera's were fake and the winners prize money is in yen, not pounds sterling.

They should have a reality TV show called the Great Escape where they take several hundred members of the general public and place them in a real life PoW camp, with barbed wire and sentry towers with real guns, and hard as nails alsatians. The challenge is to either somehow escape from the camp, or alternatively to 'see out the war' (as it were). Rations will be scarce, and the guards won't speak English. The sexes will be kept in seperate areas of the camp and perform different duties. Anyone found trying to fraternise with members of the opposite sex will be placed in solitary confinement or shot.

At the end there's a cunning twist, because as the members of public are placed in vans at the end of the show, they are told they will be 'going home'. However, they are instead taken to a field and let out then mown down- each and every one- by several machine gunners.

"10 candidates compete for a month doing increasingly embarrasing tasks only to find that all the camera's were fake and the winners prize money is in yen, not pounds sterling." Nit


.......and there is actually no way of that Jamaican Island and hurricane season a comin.... bluecool.gif

We could combine reality tv with some current affairs:

Celebrity Dirty Bomb - A group of celebs are taken to a mock up of central London, or just real central London - either's good with me - and a dirty bomb is let off, we spend the next six months to a year, enjoying watching them die of radiation sickness. The winner is the one who dies last and gets the prize of the most drawn out and painful death.

Celebrity Guantanamo Bay - Random celebrities are dragged from their beds by armed police, without consent, or knowledge of what's happening. They are then extradited by the US, the only evidence given in court being that they are very bad people - which for once would be true - and flown to Camp X-Ray. Once there they are dressed in orange, kept in cages, tortured and humiliated all for our amusment.

Celebrity Anti-Terror Raid - Any celebrity found using public transport is to be wrestled to the ground and shot multiple times. Anti celebrities considered to be a threat to the public (ie all of them) who may, or may not, have a chemistry set, are to have their houses raided in the middle of the night and be shot in their beds.

Basically I'd like to see anything that involves the death of celebrities. The more the better, and if possible using very painful methods.

Should we start our own production company and do some guerilla film-making? I've got a video camera.

"Celebrity Guantanamo Bay - Random celebrities are dragged from their beds by armed police, without consent, or knowledge of what's happening. They are then extradited by the US, the only evidence given in court being that they are very bad people - which for once would be true - and flown to Camp X-Ray. Once there htey are dressed in orange, kept in cages, tortured and humiliated all for our amusment."

I thought that's what breakfast tv was all about. :lol:

That's orange skin, not orange clothes. ;)

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I'd actually watch that.  blueeek.gif

The usual host of z-list "celebs" are chosen.

They then take it in turns to see how many forks they can fit into a mains socket.

Got to say this thread shows cruel promise.

to make hunting with hounds a spectator sport change the hunted,unleash the hounds of hell on anyl ex big brother contestants,would you pay sky sports to allow you to watch mark lawrenson being hunted out the undergrowth by some hungry hounds?margaret thatcher pursued through open countryside(of course in this case we'd use old dogs with rotten teeth....wouldn't want too quick a kill)

Gets my vote.

I would just want a show where I could be alone on an island with Shayne Ward to be honest. :lol: NOT for transmission! bluelaugh.gif ;)

one of my mates is the spitting image of Shayne Ward. He's going on X Factor in a few years possibly too.

Ohh, he must be gorgeous! I fancy Shayne Ward rotten, he is so sexy.

How old is your friend and where does he live? :lol: ;)

18, Preston Brook. I don't think you'd have a chance with him tbh because he is a very good canoer and in Preston Brook all the women flock over the best canoers. He is torn between whether to pursue his canoing or to go into the pop industry which would be risky. He's very accomplished though, started by making dance routines to Westlife albums, very professional.

:lol: I don't go out with men younger than me any way so no worries! ;)

I will look out for him on X Factor though, he sounds like he is talented so I hope he does well if he does enter :)

I am still wanting Shayne Ward, I wish I had gone into his shoe shop before he got famous! snoopy.gif :D

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can't tell who's who tbh

wait a few months. he'll be back there.

My god, did you HAVE to post a pic of Shayne? I try not to look at him too much cos of the thoughts I have tbh! :o :D

Anyway, joking aside now....your friend is very much like Shayne and is very good looking. He will get a long way on X Factor as all the lasses would really go for him, he should give X Factor a go, you never know, he might become a mega star! ;)

:D Cheek! ;)

well I hope you're right, all I can say is remember the name, Adolph Inzamammal, he might be gracing your screens sooner than you think.

bluelaugh.gif I aint stupid ya know! ;) :D

I thought the canoeing was a pisstake. :lol:

A series of ex Big Brother contestants have to remove the asbestos from an old building without safety equipment.

Nicely back on-topic :thup:

its been done, it was called Jail Break i think, not exactly the same but similar

graeme souness to be given a premiership club to manage and given a shed loud of money to see what he
can come up with on the football pitch seems like a good one.

A 2 minute special of Beadle's About involving Jeremy Beadle shooting Rio Ferdinand in the head and standing over his body repeatedly screaming "You got merked!!!". I'd watch it anyway.

:clap: only ITV could ruin that one.

I reckon they should bring back "This Is Your Life" with a twist. Instead of inviting old friends, colleagues, schoolteachers etc along to offer various platitude and compliments, the selected celebrity should be tied to the wall, and everyone that said celebrity has ever annoyed should be allowed to either knee them in the groin, punch the in the face, spray acid in their eyes, etc until the fecker gets the point that really nobody ever liked them...endless supply of candidates as well.