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you have been hit with?

me well


I was hit by a cup of pea soup at Cambridge, just cos we were in their end, was like napalm.

I was hit by a fish,

standing at the side of a fishing boat on a trip, some stupid pair of twats were pissing around behind me, one threw a fish the other dooked, hit me right in the side of the face.  Stung like ****, what hurt more was I squealed like a tit.

a cricket bat.

A bloody Leek pelted me on the head at the Chelski match. I'm not too sure if it was a leek or a massive spring onion.

A wallet

Shit on the head by a seagull. The fucker.

A thong which I caught in my teeth, ate, and shat out the next day.

Rock n' roll days.

A half inflated Zebra in the Wigan game.

a sodding blow up bannana, damn you man city

Poor you! I got crapped on by a bird once, have no idea which bird it was, but it doesn't feel nice when you feel it's crap plop on your head! Couldn't have been a big bird as there was not much but I did rush straight home and washed my hair after it bluelaugh.gif

I also got hit in the face with a basketball when I was about 6. Knocked me flying...it hurt at the time but I find it highly amusing now!

A textbook springs to mind

A car

The hoff

Quite a range  ;)

More of a range than 1993 Shane Warne had in his repotoire tbh :wink:

a restraining order....some call it stalking,some call it selective walking.


liked testas "bloody leek"...conjours up an image of a large tampon.

a small bit of liam gallagher's spit.

a video cassette. and chuck norris.

A plectrum that the sweating guitarist from bowling for soup had stuck to his face to get all sweaty. He peeled it off his face and flicked it into the crowd and it stuck to my face. heres the guy https://www.up-load.co.uk/pages/band%20pages/BFS/Gallery%20Images/soup11.jpg

A bloody humongous cricket flew straight into my eye and knocked me sprawling to the floor out of shock when I was 14. Till today, I have a phobia of big flying insects

frank bruno's right hook

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Was hit by a car park barrier! Bloody thing was up when i wasn't looking, and came down as i went through, right on my head!  blueupset.gif S'posed to have a rubber edge to it,..could have fooled me! Saw stars for hours!

Been hit by a packet of noodles before. Didn't hurt though.













*he says remembering the 5 hours in A&E*

I got hit with an xbox :S and also a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Rolling pin (maniac kebab seller)

Flute (maniac little brother)

hammer (bizarre self inflicted injury)

shelf (bizarre self inflicted injury)

pole dancer's heel (that hurt)

cricket bat (chav attack)

roof tile (lucky escape)

  nono.gif

Pardon me? A few NED's (Non Educated Delinquents) decided that I would become batting practice for them as I was minding my own business walking across the local park! 

Charva would suffice :wink:

:lol:

A dead hedgehog

big flying insects you say :P

1. Football- not funny in and of itself, but the situation was hilarious.
2. Horse manure- barn fight.  :cool:
3.A scoop of icecream.
4. A certifiable mincer's open hand slap. I was too busy laughing to duck.

your heads supposed to have a rubber edge to it ???? blueconfused.gif

LOL just read my own post back and i had to take 2 goes to realise what you were getting at! :-)
Did mean the barrier,..but obviously after that little bang, i'd like my head wrapped in the stuff too! ;-)

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Didn't last

awww.

:lol:

I want to hear the story behind that one :lol:

well he was told not to touch................

got hit right on the head with one of them breeze blocks, was only about ten and there was a bulding site next door t my house, i decided it would be fun to climb a big stack of blocks and the one on the top fell off and hit smacked me on the head!! hurt like **** and there was blood everywhere

A purple doc marten boot at a smashing pumpkins concert.