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A list of old and current NUFC songs sung by the Magpie faithful at the match. If for any reason we have missed out a chant or two, send it in or send in your own chants.
I went to Blaydon Races Twas on the 9th of June Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two On a Summer's Afternoon I took the bus from Balmbras And she was heavy laden Away we went along Collingwood Street That's on the Road to Blaydon Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin Passing the folks along the road And all of them were starin' All the lads and lasses there They all had smilin' faces Gannin along the Scotswood Road To see the Blaydon Races Full Version Here
Ahm coming home Newcastle, A h might as well ay been in jail, Ahd waalk the streets, Ahl be alreet, For ay bottle ay ye own Brown Ale, Ahm coming home Newcastle, If ye never win the Cup again, Ahl brave the dark at St. James's Park, At the Gallowgate End in the rain, Ahm coming home Newcastle Full Version Here
Well we play in white & Black, And we're deadly in attack, We're the most United team in all the land You can hear the Geordie roar, Everytime the Magpies score, We're the most United team in all the land Full Version Here
Are You Sunderland, Are You Sunderland Are You Sunderland In Disguise Repeat...
Are You Watching, Are You Watching Are You Watching Sunderland? Are You Watching Sunderland?
Bertie Mee Said To Joe Harvey, Have You Heard Of The North Bank Highbury No Says Joe, I Don't Think So But I've Heard Of The Leazes Aggro
If You Want To Get To Heaven When You Die If You Want To Get To Heaven When You Die Wear A Black And White Bonnet With Newcastle Written On It If You Want To Get To Heaven When You Die
Bye Bye Sunderland You're Not Coming Back Read My Lips You's Are F****n Crap And We Hate The Black Cats
Tell Me Ma, Me Ma I Won't Be Home For Tea We're Going To Italy Tell Me Ma, Me Ma
We Are The Mags, We Are The Mags We Are The Mags, We Are The Mags
We All Piss In A Red And White Pot A Red And White Pot A Red And White Pot Repeat... (Sung to the tune of: "Yellow Submarine")
Graeme Souness' Black & White Army Graeme Souness' Black & White Army Repeat...
Oh When The Mags (1 person) Come Marching In (nother person) Oh When The Mags Come Marching In (whole crowd) I Want To Be In That Number Oh When The Mags Come Marching In
Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da TOON ARMY Who Put The Ball In The Mackems Net NICOS, NICOS Who Put The Ball In The Mackems Net NICOS DABIZAS NICOS DABIZAS NICOS DABIZAS Who Put The Ball In The Mackems Net (Sung to the tune of: "Terry & June")
We Are The Geordies The Cock Of The North We Hate The Boro And Sunderland Of Course We All Drink Whisky And Newcastle Brown The Geordie Boys Are In Town
Craig Craig Bellamy Tra La La La La Craig Craig Bellamy Tra La La La La
We've Got... Darren Darren Ambrose On The Wing On The Wing On The Wing Darren Darren Ambrose On The Wing Repeat...
You Come From Doon Seaham Your House Is A Museum You Haven't Got A Telly You're Rather F****n Smelly It's The mackem Family (Sung to the tune of: "The Adams Family")
England's No.1 England's England's No.1 England's No.1 England's England's No.1 Shearer-Shearer-Shearer
Fat Aussie Bastard You're Just A Fat Aussie Bastard Fat Aussie Bastard (Sung to Boro's Mark Viduka)
Fat Eddie Murphy You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy Fat Eddie Murphy (Sung to Boro's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink)
The Fog On The Tyne Is All Mine Is All Mine The Fog On The Tyne Is All Mine Repeat...
Newcastle In Milaniooooo Sunderland Going Downiooooo Newcastle In Milaniooooo Sunderland Going Downiooooo Repeat...
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan? (Clap Clap) Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan? (Clap Clap) Have You Ever Seen A Mackem? (Clap) Ever Seen A Mackem? (Clap) Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan? (Clap Clap) Another version... Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Europe? (Have I S***E) Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Europe? (Have I S***E) Have You Ever Seen A Mackem? Ever Seen A Mackem? Ever Seen A Mackem In Europe? (Have I S***E)
Hey Alan Shearer, Hoo Ha I Wanna Knowwww How You Score That Goal Hey Hey Shearer, Hoo Ha I Wanna Knowwww How You Score That Goal Repeat...
Stand Up If You Love The Toon Stand Up If You Love The Toon Stand Up If You Love The Toon Repeat... (Crowd stands up) Shoes Off If You Love The Toon Shoes Off If You Love The Toon Shoes Off If You Love The Toon Repeat... (Crowd takes their shoes off)
If You're Proud To Be A Geordie Clap Your Hands (Clap Clap) If You're Proud To Be A Geordie Clap Your Hands (Clap Clap) If You're Proud To Be A Geordie And You Really Wanna Show It If You're Proud To Be Geordie Clap Your Hands (Clap Clap)
La La, La La La La, La La La La...Geeoordieeeeeees... Repeat...
Lets All Laugh At Sunderland Lets All Laugh At Sunderland Na Na Na Na (Can be sung against any team)
You Look In The Bins For Something To Eat You Find A Dead Rat And Think It's A Treat In Your Liverpool Slums In Your Liverpool Slums You Sit In The Corner Piss In The Bath You Finger Your Gran And Think It's A Laugh In Your Liverpool Slums In Your Liverpool Slums Your Dad's In The Nick And Your Mum's On The Game Give Her A Fiver and She'll Blow You Away In Your Liverpool Slums In Your Liverpool Slums You Look At Your Dog In A Frisky Way You Give It A F**k And Throw It A Way In Your Liverpool Slums In Your Liverpool Slums
When I Was A Little Bitty Boy My Granny Bought Me A Cute Little Toy Two Sunderland Fans Hanging On A String She Told Me To Kick Their F****N Heads In Mackems On A String
Newcastle United (Clap Clap Clap Clap) Newcastle United FC You're By Far The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen
Liam O'Brien Andy O'Brien Any Any Any O'Brien Who Put The Ball In The Mackems Net O'Brien O'Brien
Olly Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly Bernard! Olly Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly Bernard! Repeat... (Sung to the tune of: "Ole, Ole, Ole")
Patrick Kluivert Der, Der, Der, Der! Patrick Kluivert Der, Der, Der, Der! Patrick Kluivert Der, Der, Der, Der! Repeat...
Nick Nack Paddy Kluivert Give The Man The Ball This Dutchman's Gonna Score A Goal
Robert, My Only Robert You Make Me Happy When Skies Are Grey You Score Some Great Goals Better Than Paul Scholes Don't Take My Robert Away From Me La La La...
He's Fat, He's Scouse He'll Rob Your F****n House Wayne Rooney
It Could Be Rotterdam Or Anywhere Liverpool Or Rome Newcastle In The UEFA Cup Sunderland Stay At Home (Sung to the tune of The Beautiful South's: "Rotterdam")
Same Old Shearer Always Scoring Same Old Shearer Always Scoring Repeat...
Sign On Sign On With Hope In Your Heart And You'll Never Get A Job, A Job Sign On Sign On (Sung to the tune of: "You'll never walk alone")
Your Are A Scouser An Ugly Scouser You're Only Happy On Giro Day You Mam's Out Thieving Your Dad's Drug Dealing So Don't Take My Hubcaps Away (Sung to the tune of: "Geordie Boot Boys")
Shearer Is A Legend Shearer Is A Legend La La La Hey La La La Hey Shearer Is A Legend (Swap Shearer for another name and legend for Geordie)
You Put Your Left Foot In Your Right Foot Out In Out, In Out And Shake It All About You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around That's What It's All About Hey Shola Ameobi Hey Shola Ameobi Knees Bent, Arms Stretched Ra Ra Ra
When I Was Just A Little Boy I Asked My Mother What Shall I Be Shall I Be Newcastle Or Sunderland Here's What She Said To Me Wash Your Mouth Out Son Go Fetch Your Fathers Gun And Shoot The Mackem Scum Shoot The Mackem Scum
Sunlun's Going Down Sunlun's Going Down I Know They Are I'm Sure They Are Sunlun's Going Down
Take Me Home Newcastle Road To The Place Where I Belong To St. James' To See The Geordies Take Me Home Newcastle Road
Every Where We Go ooo (x2) People Wanna Know ooo (x2) Who We Are Where We Come From So We Tell Them We Are The Toon Army! Strong And Mighty Toon Army
Viana Oooooohhhhhh Viana Oooooohhhhhh He Come's From Portugal He Plays For Newcastle Hugo-Hugo-Hugo
Geordie Boys We Are Here Shag Your Women And Drink Your Beer La La La La La La La Geordie Boys Are Big And Strong
Shearer-Shearer The Greatest Striker In The Land He Flies Up High Into Ihe Sky To head It in It's A Goal We Cry Shearer-Shearer The Greatest Striker In The Land
He's Like A Fox In His Box A Wall In His Goal And He Ain't Gonna Let You In Not Wor Given Super Super Shay Given Coz He Takes Some Beatin
His Name Is Aaron Hughes He's Irish Very Very Stylish And He Plays For The Toon
Olly Olly Bernard Hard In The Tackle Fast Down The Left Olly Olly Bernard Simply The Best
He's Got A Big Nose But He's Good On His Toes Andy O'Brien The Lad With The Big Nose
(You need two sections of crowd for this one) Section 1: Toon! Toon! Section 2: Black and White Army! Section 1: Toon! Toon! Section 2: Black and White Army!
The Toon! The Toon! We All Love The Toon! The Toon! The Toon! OH We All Love The Toon!
Hello, Hello We're All Geordie Boys Hello, Hello We're All Geordie Boys We're Gonna Win The League We're Gonna Win The Cup We All follow United
(Sung to the tune: "Walking in a winter wonderland") There's Only One *Kevin Keegan One Kevin Keegan We're Walking Along Singing This song Walking In A Keegan Wonderland *Swap Keegan's name for current manager's name
We Are The Geordies The Geordie Boot Boys And We Are Mental And We Are Mad We Are The Loyalest Football Supporters The World Has Ever Had
United-United-United United-United-United Repeat...
Oh Newcastle We Do Oh Newcastle We Do Oh Newcastle We Do Oh Newcastle We Love You
Oh When The Mags Go Marching In Oh When The Mags Go Marching In I Want To Be In That Number Oh When The Mags Go Marching In
Section 1: Give Me An "N" Section 2:"N" "N" Section 1: Give Me An "E" Section 2: "E" "E" Section 1: Give Me A "Wubble U" Section 2: "Wubble U" "Wubble U" etc. Then...1234, Listen To The Geordies Roar
Shearer-Shearer Shearer-Shearer Shearer-Shearer Repeat...
N And E And A Wubble U C. A And S And T L E. U N I. T E D. Newcastle United. FC.
Drink, Drink, Wherever We May Be We Are The Drunk And Disorderly And We Will Drink Wherever We May Be For We Are The Drunk And Disorderly... I Was Drunk Last Night I Was Drunk The Night Before And I'm Gonna get Drunk Like I've Never Been Drunk Before Cos When We're Drunk We're As Happy As Can Be For We Are The Drunk and Disorderly
When I go A-Wandering Along The Cliffs Of Dover If I See A Mackem C**t I'll Push The B*****d Over
Wherever We Go (Wherever We Go) People Want To Know (People Want To Know) Who We Are (Who We Are) Should We Tell 'Em (Should We Tell 'Em) Who We Are (Who We Are)
Who's That Team We Call United Who's That Team We All Adore Oh, We Play In Black And White And We All Know How To Fight We'll Support You Ever More
We Love You Sunderland, We Do We Love You Sunderland, We Do We love You Sunderland, We Do Oh, Sunderland We Love You Do We F***! Do We Sh**e! We ssupport The Black And White!
E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up The Premier League We Go When We Get To Europe This Is What We'll Sing We Are Geordies, Super Geordies *Keegan Is Our King *Swap with current manager's name
Say We Are Top Of The League Top Of The League Say We Are Top Of The League
*Philippe, Philippe Albert Everyone Knows His Name... (Sing to the tune of: "Rupert the Bear") *Swap with Laurent Robert's name
They Call Him Peter The Great He wears Number 8 He Plays For The Toon He's Called Beardsley He's Beautiful And He's Ours All Ours All Ours (Sung to the tune of Ringo Starr's: "You're 16, you're beautiful"
Sir John Hall's Got The Money Keegan Is Our Boss They've Got Andy Cole And We Don't Give A Toss (Sung to the tune of: "My old man's a dustman")
We Got Tudor From Sheffield And Hibbit From Leeds Macdonald From Luton And Smith Aberdeen But We Got The Greatest The World's Ever Seen We Bought Him From Blackpool His Name's Tony Green Ohhhhhhhhhh Tony Tony, Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Green...
Thank You Very Much For (*players Name) Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Very Very Much Thank You Very Much For (*Players Name) Thank You Very Very Very Very Much (*To be sung a club who we have bought a player from)
Who's That Man In The Black And White Sox Ruel Ruel Who's That Man In The Black And White Sox Ruel Ruel Fox RUEL RUEL FOX RUEL RUEL FOX Who's That Man In The Black And White Sox RUEL RUEL FOX Another Ruel Fox song... Ruel Fox Ruel Fox Ruel Ruel Fox He Gest In The Box In His Black And White Sox Ruel Ruel Fox (Sung to the tune of: "Postman Pat"
Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa Oh, Whey-Ya-Knaa (Sung to the tune of: "Yellow Submarine")
Toon-Toon-Toon, Everybody say Whey-Aye (Whey-Aye!) Toon-Toon-Toon, Everybody say Whey-Aye (Whey-Aye!) (Sung to the tune of the Outhere Brother's: "Boom, Boom, Boom")
Don't Stop *Peter Beardsley He's The One Who Drives Me Crazy Dribble, Dribble Dribble, Dribble (Sung to the tune of the Outhere Brother's: "Wiggle, Wiggle") *Change player's name for whoever
In The Land, Where I Was Born, Lives A Man, With A Monkey's Heed, And He Went To Sunderland, And His Name Is Peter Reid (Altogether now) Peter Reid's Got A F***in' Monkey's Heed, A F***in' Monkey's Heed, A F***in' Monkey's Heed, Peter Reid's Got A F***in' Monkey's Heed, A F***in' Monkey's Heed, A F***in' Monkey's Heed, (Sung to the tune of: "Yellow Submarine")
Cheer Up Peter Reid Oh What Can It Mean To A Sad Mackem Bastard And A S**t Football Team (Sun to the tune of: "Daydream believer")
We've Got Mirandinha He's Not From Argentina He's From Brazil And He's F***ing Brill
(Mass Pogoing) We Are The Mags We Are The Mags We Are The Mags We Are The Mags I Want To Be A Magpie Ranger (one person singing) I want To Be A Magpie Ranger (crowd singing) Only Live For Sex And Danger (one person singing) Only Live For Sex And Danger (crowd) Go Left Go Left Go Left Right Left G o Left Go Right Go Pick Up The Stride Go Left Go right Go Left We Hate Man U 'Cos They Beat Us 7-2 Repeat Chorus...
The Famous Man United Went To Rome To See The Pope The Famous Man United Went To Rome To See The Pope The Famous Man United Went To Rome To See The Pope And This Is What He Said "F**K OFF" Who The F**k Are Man United Who The F**k Are Man United Who The F**k Are Man United As The Mags Go Marching On, On, On...
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