June 23 2005
News just in... (it's not good news folks)
Newcastle United are set to lose out on Turkish star Belozoglu
Emre to Premiership giants Everton. It was thought that Emre would
seal a move to Newcastle, with the possibility of a deal being completed
as early as Friday, but it now appears that Emre has had a change
of heart and will now opt for Everton and Champions League football,
despite an 11th hour attempt by Magpies manager Graeme Souness to
seal a deal.
Emre is thought to be delighted at the prospect of playing for such
a prestigious club like Everton.
"In Turkey, Everton are bigger than Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool
and Arsenal", explained the 24 year old playmaker. "It is every boys
dream to be playing at such a great stadium like Goodison Park in
front of the best fans in the world.
"It is true that I could have joined Newcastle, but once I found out
that Souness no longer had a mustache, I no longer had any interest
in joining."
Everton officials are said to be delighted at pipping rivals Newcastle
to the signature of one of Europes hottest comodities.
Emre went on to add: "I understand the Everton fans are unhappy that
Scott Parker joined a stinky club like Newcastle for more money, but
rest assured, I will not dare to charge such a great club as Everton,
for my services - I will play for free."
Emre's wages had long been thought to be the stumbling block, but
with this no longer a problem it would appear, there is nothing standing
in the way of David Moyes making his third signing of the summer as
he attempts to build a squad to win the Premiership and Champions
League double. And the Everton manager is clearly ecstatic that he
has finally got his man.
"We have been chasing him for a long time", said the man regarded
as the best manager in world football. "Of course Graeme Souness has
been sifting through my trash to try and hijack all my transfer activity,
but I was too smart for him this time.
"When I found out how important it was to Emre for his manager to
have a mustache, I promised to grow one. A long with my bushy eye
brows and bulging eyes Souness can not compete." |
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