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Festive Cheer: 12 Days Of Souness?

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Publishing InfoThursday 22 December 2005
By Archie Brand

5 games in 12 days is not easy at any level. Its certainly not any easier when you need results just to stay in the job. In years to come Geordie folklore will remember this period as "The Twelve Days Of Souness".

This is how I hope it will be remebered...

On the first day of Souness young Geordie got to see Big Al break the record by three

On the second day of Souness young Geordie got to see Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the third day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three


On the fourth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the fifth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the sixth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the seventh day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the eighth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Luque looking lucky
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!) Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the ninth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Michael Owen Flowing
Luque looking lucky
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the tenth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Given get a medal
Michael Owen Flowing
Luque looking lucky
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three

On the eleventh day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Souness slip the Social
Given get a medal
Michael Owen Flowing
Luque looking lucky
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three


On the twelfth day of Souness young Geordie got to see
Freddy crack his wallet
Souness slip the Social
Given get a medal
Michael Owen Flowing
Luque looking lucky
Scotty score a scorcher
Nobby net another
Young Dyer Fit! (HOWAY THE LADS!!!!)
Emre in the squad
Carr coming back
Ramage picked by Sven
And Big Al break the record by three


Ho Ho Ho , Merry Christmas

Archie Brand,
Bahrain,
and not a Bloody Chimney in Sight

© Archie Brand
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