And that is a typical Tottenham “Real Madrid” Hotspur fan in a nut shell.

Its the same level of cockynes displayed by the likes of Man Utd, Chelsea and Real Madrdid, but its from Spurs….

All the Spurs fans I know are silent 99% of the time, but on the rare occasions in the prem Spurs have been better than us, I just get smug abuse, followed by more smug abuse. Followed by more smug abuse!

you’ve finished above us, what? About 4 times in the 15 odd years of the prem? And on those occasions its “AAAGGGHHHH!!!! We’re so much better than you! We’ll always be better than you! We’ve always been better than you!” And whys that? Coz you’ve bought Jermaine Jenas from us and totally bottled the chance to play champions league football a few years back? (we didn’t bottle it when we had the chance!) Well f**king done. I’d say a fair number of the Spurs fans suffer from this condition on this message borad.

News flash Spurs fans - We’ve not pulled up any premiership trees ourselves, but apart from a double in the 60’s and a couple of FA caps in the 80’s you’ve done (shock) f** all! At least we KNOW our success is from a past eara. You still think your Man Utd, Arsenal and Real Madrid combined!

would your club - if it had the stadium - still get over 50,000 to home games if you’d had souness or roeder ruining the place? maybe, but probably not.

also - we will always be a lower league team??? matey, we were dominating the league in the 1900s, you lot only won your first trophy in the 1920s i think!!

just because you’ve had more success than us in the post-war years and because we’ve been in and out of the first division does not make you better.

it’s actually quite embarrassing that spurs fan think they’re a bigger club than us. i bet if the choice was between staying at madrid or getting first team football at spurs that owen would not have went to your club in 2005!!!

we are a massive club. unfortunately, the biggest underachievers in english football. there’s only one sleeping GIANT - and it is us.

The Spurs fans I know insist on telling me for weeks before the game how totally superior Spurs are to “little not won anything for 50 odd years Newcastle”.

Then the day after they all come up to me in silence and give me money for the silly bets they insist on making…. Sweet. “Hoddle’s Halo” is a classic example of the stuff I get. (I’m not having a personal attack at you, I’m comparing you to my Spurs supporting mates. Chill!)

On a serious note, you guys seem to have problems throughout the team. Is it too far gone for Jol to save Spurs before he gets the chop?

Basically, Spurs to me are a classic example of what happens when the “football director” doesn’t get on with the head coach / manager. By the sounds of it Jol didn’t want to spend 16M on Bent as he wanted a playmaker instead and there’s been a rift there ever since - right from the top of the board and through the team - splitting the Spurs camp into a “for Jol” and “against Jol” camp.

To sort this either Jol has to go or the sporting director has to go. And only when Spurs are one camp heading in the same direction and not two having a fight (Berbatov’s sulk - classic example) will Spurs be sorted out. If your still in this state in a few months it’ll be another 3 points for us at the lane.

But you Spurs fans knew this already, didn’t you?

See what you have to say after 10:00 pm tonight.

Guess we will say you are still shit and heading for the Championship!
Bye bye Spuds.